Statistical Analysis

[FireCapt1951retired]

Subject: Fun With Statistics

Number of physicians in the US: 700,000

Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000

Accidental deaths per physician: 0.171

Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000

Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups): 1,500

Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.00001875

Conclusion: Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but most people have at least one Doctor. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.

As a Public Health Measure this individual withheld the statistics on Lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical aid.

[superchef]

As a Public Health Measure this individual withheld the statistics on Lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical aid.

But that is why I have all of you! I'm sure at least one of you would come to my aid if I needed it. Thanks for the laugh.

[mcaldwell]

Re: Statistical Analysis

Originally posted by FireLt1951


FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but most people have at least one Doctor. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.

Why can't I just put a trigger lock on my Doctor, and store the drugs separately.

I hate it when people try to take my right to Doctors away. It is in our Canadian Charter of Rights you know. Our founding forecanucks made sure we had that right.