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    A Few Zen Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too
    Seriously:

    1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

    2. A day without sunshine is like, uhhh...night.

    3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

    4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the
    spot.

    5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

    6. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel
    universe.

    7. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

    8. Remember, half the people you know are below
    average.

    9. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

    10.Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

    11. The early bird may get the worm, but the second
    mouse gets the cheese.

    12. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

    13. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some
    people have.

    14. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

    15. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
    memory.

    16. Change is inevitable, except from vending
    machines.

    17. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great
    trade!

    18. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

    19. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

    20. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of
    payments.

    21. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my
    hand....

    22. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

    23. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

    24. If everything seems to be going well, you have
    obviously overlooked something.

    25. When everything is coming your way, you're in the
    wrong lane.

    26. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays
    off now.

    27. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just
    don't have film.

    28. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy
    her friends?

    29. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into
    jet engines.

    30. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn
    louder.

    31. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

    32. Inside every older person is a younger person
    wondering what the hell happened.
    NREMT-P\ Reserve Volunteer Firefighter\Reserve Police Officer
    IACOJ Attack

    Experts built the Titanic, amateurs built the Ark.

  • #2
    LMAO! those are great haha

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    • #3
      Ryan...you made my F'in day with those.....Thanks Brother

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      • #4
        Can you imagine the speed of lightning if it didn't stop to zig-zag?
        Resident Chaplain of the IACOJ

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        • #5
          Can you imagine the speed of banana creme as it hits your face!!??!! SSSSSPPPLLLLATTTT!!!!
          May we never forget our fallen, worldwide.

          I.A.C.O.J. Safety/Traffic Control Officer

          E6511

          "Who's Who Among American Teachers" - 2005, 2006 Honoree

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          • #6
            OH NO!! MISFIRE!!!! ***reloads*** SSSPPPLLLATTT!!
            May we never forget our fallen, worldwide.

            I.A.C.O.J. Safety/Traffic Control Officer

            E6511

            "Who's Who Among American Teachers" - 2005, 2006 Honoree

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            • #7
              whew
              May we never forget our fallen, worldwide.

              I.A.C.O.J. Safety/Traffic Control Officer

              E6511

              "Who's Who Among American Teachers" - 2005, 2006 Honoree

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              • #8
                Hey Stayback

                Did you just shoot a blank?????


                Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
                Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by FlyingKiwi
                  Hey Stayback

                  Did you just shoot a blank?????


                  I thought i smelled somthing

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