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Tell them you keep a gold fish in the tank to keep water from getting stagnent, then tell them to get under the truck and look up the viewing hole (Dump Valve). Next pull lever and you have instant satisfaction. Nothing like a rookie soaked head to toe.
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Hey I'm no firefighter but after reading all the posts above, it can only mean one thing ----------> F-ing the New Guy....could someone please declare all firehouses a prank-free area....didnt think so!!!!
KVFCJR if I were you I would watch my back, someone here might just know someone from your house and make a phone call.
Have fun all and have some mercy on all those FNGs.
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Originally posted by Kvfcjr
What does fng stand for?
Someday you may find out.
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Ok, two things,
1. HA HA that must have been sooo funny!!!
2. What does fng stand for?
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This one I read about. FNG was on shift at 6 pm. A bunch of guys got together with the shift commander and pulled the best stunt. They got a moving van and loaded all the furniture from the firehouse in the van, moved all apparatus to the nearby mall, and turned off all the lights. They put a sign on the door "This Firehall has been closed (The only hall in town) any firefighters please go home and call the shift commander". FNG comes to the hall looks confused gets in his car and leaves. The guys immediately come back and unload the van and put the trucks back in the hall. FNG calls the shift commander who tells him he is being stupid and is late for his shift and to get to the hall right now. So back he goes and sure enough everthing is back to normal. Apparently to this day they tell him it was all in his head.
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Well one of our guys, well Jr's actualy, got into the newspaper, the funny part was, he was completly dressed like a women, dress, purse, high heels. Lets just say that picture was hung up in the fire house for quite a while.Last edited by Kvfcjr; 05-29-2003, 05:56 PM.
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Originally posted by StayBack500FT
If you have bingo...announce that it is a member's birthday (whether it is or not)...watch him/her turn twenty shades of red during the applause of the crowd.
But hey, they usually get a free piece of cake!
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Originally posted by Engine58
Back when I was a junior (I'm now a probie) I was one of the first 5 Explorers on our post, and alot of guys didnt like the idea of us being anywhere near the firehouse so our gear was messed with ALOT,Senior FF's would steal gloves, hoods etc, off our gear racks. Well one day someone caught one of the "probies" putting thumbtacks in the boots. Yea well, lets just say he's no longer a member.NEVER EVER EVER adjust,move or put things that can harm the Firefighter in his turnout gear. Putting a sticker, or panties on there bunker pants or jacket are fine. But anything else..is a no no. As for the IV thing,if your gonna do it, take some out of date supplies or half used etc. Dont open up brand new IV bags and waste them on pranks..
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Back when I was a junior (I'm now a probie) I was one of the first 5 Explorers on our post, and alot of guys didnt like the idea of us being anywhere near the firehouse so our gear was messed with ALOT,Senior FF's would steal gloves, hoods etc, off our gear racks. Well one day someone caught one of the "probies" putting thumbtacks in the boots. Yea well, lets just say he's no longer a member.NEVER EVER EVER adjust,move or put things that can harm the Firefighter in his turnout gear. Putting a sticker, or panties on there bunker pants or jacket are fine. But anything else..is a no no. As for the IV thing,if your gonna do it, take some out of date supplies or half used etc. Dont open up brand new IV bags and waste them on pranks.. anyways enough with the preaching....DEFINATLEY go for the panty joke, Did that one day, OMG they flipped. Also went on the internet and found some magnetic "bumper stickers" that say stupid things,which I really cant repeat here but you get the point.
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Very similar to the junk mail idea, if the boys want to pitch a couple of bucks in, you can subscribe him to any number of nasty/embarassing magazines.
Heavy Women magazines, or Knitting World, etc. It's the gift that keeps on giving every month for a year.
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If he has a girlfriend go up to her with a pair of panties and say that he left them at the station after the last call.
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Fill out a Business Reply Card...put your buddy's name on it...circle all the little numbers...watch him get lots and lots of junk mail...It's always effective to put said mail "in care of" an old girlfriend...make new girlfriend veeeerrrryyyy mad to see both names on the same mail.
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If you have bingo...announce that it is a member's birthday (whether it is or not)...watch him/her turn twenty shades of red during the applause of the crowd.
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