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    we need new jokes for our fng's. any clean non harmful practical jokes wanted.

    thanks.

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  • #2
    see www.worldfiredept.com, they have some humorous ones.

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    • #3
      Kvfcjr, the link is bad; gives "Bad Gateway" command when you click on it.
      To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world.

      IACOJ-WOT proud

      GO WHITE SOX!!!!!

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      • #4
        oops wrong link, heres it is http://www.worldfiredepartments.com/

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        • #5
          Clean eh!.....hmmmmm.......hmmmmmmm..oh Ok. How about looking for the hose stretcher or the ladder stretcher. One of my favorites is when giving the station tour clear a compartment on a truck and have a firefighter climb in and shut the door. When the tour comes to this truck open the door and say "This is where we keep the spare firefighter!", works best if you both keep a straight face, close the door and continue the tour. If you live in a cold climate and a member has taken off an item of clothing get it wet and put it outside on the apron flat. It will freeze solid and then put it in his gear locker standing up. Works well with sheets too. There are more I'll keep thinking.
          Last edited by wyesguy24; 05-28-2003, 09:15 AM.

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          • #6
            haha, hose stretcher, i gotta use that on someone.

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            • #7
              How about getting a jack and jacking their drive axle on their personal vehicle enough so the wheels are just off the ground. Or a zip strip on the drive shaft so it goes tick, tick, tick when they drive. Still thinking...

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              • #8
                Get them to change the water in all of the booster tanks, telling them that the water goes stale and when stale will not put out the fire......

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                • #9
                  AHH YES, theres always replacing there helmets and coats with bigger size ones!

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                  • #10
                    If you have a mechanical Fed 'Q' have the rookie wind the siren back up after each run. Works even better if you fabricated a "special key" to wind the siren.....

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                    • #11
                      Kvfcjr HELL NO!!!! you NEVER screw with PPE NEVER NEVER NEVER!!!!!!!!
                      Last edited by wyesguy24; 05-27-2003, 10:05 PM.

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                      • #12
                        Mess around with operational fire gear?

                        If somebody had messed about with a "riders" gear in my day--I would suggest he counts his teeth-cos he is going to lose some.
                        "If you thought it was hard getting into the job--wait until you have to hang the "fire gear"up and walk away!"
                        Harry Lauder 1981.Me on the left!

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                        • #13
                          oops, yea, you right. Well, then theres always ajustin the rathcet on there helmet so it's bigger. thats very easily fixed

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                          • #14
                            now i have put a pair of ladies underware extra large size on the outside of one of our firefighter's bunker pants. just make sure they find it during training and not during an emergency.

                            i've heard of sending the new guy under the engine to look for something and pulling the dump valve on them. haven't tried it myself.
                            NREMT-P\ Reserve Volunteer Firefighter\Reserve Police Officer
                            IACOJ Attack

                            Experts built the Titanic, amateurs built the Ark.

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                            • #15
                              KVFCJR

                              Did you not get the first message????

                              Get caught shagging with someones gear around my station the only adjustments made would cause considerable discomfort to you for a few weeks
                              Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
                              Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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