Random thoughts...

[doughesson]

Dickey,I da'st you to go to Norway and say that.

[Dickey]

76. Lutefisk is NASTY!!! (jelly like substance that used to a bottom eating fish)

[NFD-Firefighter]

FACT: A cat will always land on it's feet.

FACT: When you drop your piece of bread, it always lands butter side down.


What would happen if you strapped your bread to your cat??

The situation would get awfully hairy!

[NFD-Firefighter]

75. Mustard plasters stink to high heaven!

talking about stink--- asparagus!

[firecat1]

75. Mustard plasters stink to high heaven!

[voyager9]

FACT: A cat will always land on it's feet.

FACT: When you drop your piece of bread, it always lands butter side down.


What would happen if you strapped your bread to your cat??

74. Who would win, the National Dairy Council or the ASPCA?

[Dickey]

FACT: A cat will always land on it's feet.

FACT: When you drop your piece of bread, it always lands butter side down.


What would happen if you strapped your bread to your cat??

[CaptOldTimer]

Why the hell is there brail on the drive through ATMs?

In case sightless folks walk up to a ATM! Good answer as any!

[voyager9]

73. How do they get the non-stick coating to stick to the pan?

Mouse-poo.

[MarcusKspn]

73. How do they get the non-stick coating to stick to the pan?

[NFD-Firefighter]

Why the hell is there brail on the drive through ATMs?

[doughesson]

70. Why is it they call it taking a crap when you aren't really taking anything? They should call it leaving a crap.

"Well,don't take one of mine!You're always taking my crap..."
George Carlin

[doughesson]

72.Never mind peppers.Was the first guy to eat a snail triple-dog dared to do it?

[MarcusKspn]

71. Why is it called "giving a crap"? Who wants to give one, or much less receive one?

[Lewiston2FF]

70. Why is it they call it taking a crap when you aren't really taking anything? They should call it leaving a crap.