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  • #31
    68. Use dried snake/reptile poo as a mouse deterrent.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by voyager9 View Post
      You forgot to pull your pants down?
      I said I feel like I'm gonna pee on myself!!

      Besides, I wear the Brett Favre No-Fly jeans. He uses 'em in a different way, but for me they mean dry britches at all times. Helps you keep from Black-Eyed Peeing on yourself.
      “I am more than just a serious basketball fan. I am a life-long addict. I was addicted from birth, in fact, because I was born in Kentucky.”
      ― Hunter S. Thompson

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      • #33
        69. Why is it that when you have to take a crap, the closer you get to the toilet, the more urgent it gets?
        "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin

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        • #34
          70. Why is it they call it taking a crap when you aren't really taking anything? They should call it leaving a crap.
          Shawn M. Cecula
          Firefighter
          IACOJ Division of Fire and EMS

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          • #35
            71. Why is it called "giving a crap"? Who wants to give one, or much less receive one?
            "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin

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            • #36
              72.Never mind peppers.Was the first guy to eat a snail triple-dog dared to do it?

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Lewiston2FF View Post
                70. Why is it they call it taking a crap when you aren't really taking anything? They should call it leaving a crap.
                "Well,don't take one of mine!You're always taking my crap..."
                George Carlin

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                • #38
                  Why the hell is there brail on the drive through ATMs?
                  Firefighting - one of the few professions left that still makes house calls.

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                  • #39
                    73. How do they get the non-stick coating to stick to the pan?
                    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by MarcusKspn View Post
                      73. How do they get the non-stick coating to stick to the pan?
                      Mouse-poo.
                      So you call this your free country
                      Tell me why it costs so much to live
                      -3dd

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by NFD-Firefighter View Post
                        Why the hell is there brail on the drive through ATMs?
                        In case sightless folks walk up to a ATM! Good answer as any!
                        Stay Safe and Well Out There....

                        Always remembering 9-11-2001 and 343+ Brothers

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                        • #42
                          FACT: A cat will always land on it's feet.

                          FACT: When you drop your piece of bread, it always lands butter side down.


                          What would happen if you strapped your bread to your cat??
                          Jason Knecht
                          Firefighter/EMT
                          Township Fire Dept., Inc.
                          Eau Claire, WI

                          IACOJ - Director of Cheese and Whine
                          http://www.cheddarvision.tv/
                          EAT CHEESE OR DIE!!

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Dickey View Post
                            FACT: A cat will always land on it's feet.

                            FACT: When you drop your piece of bread, it always lands butter side down.


                            What would happen if you strapped your bread to your cat??
                            74. Who would win, the National Dairy Council or the ASPCA?
                            So you call this your free country
                            Tell me why it costs so much to live
                            -3dd

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                            • #44
                              75. Mustard plasters stink to high heaven!

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by firecat1 View Post
                                75. Mustard plasters stink to high heaven!
                                talking about stink--- asparagus!
                                Firefighting - one of the few professions left that still makes house calls.

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