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68. Use dried snake/reptile poo as a mouse deterrent.
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I said I feel like I'm gonna pee on myself!!Originally posted by voyager9 View Post
Besides, I wear the Brett Favre No-Fly jeans. He uses 'em in a different way, but for me they mean dry britches at all times. Helps you keep from Black-Eyed Peeing on yourself.“I am more than just a serious basketball fan. I am a life-long addict. I was addicted from birth, in fact, because I was born in Kentucky.”
― Hunter S. ThompsonComment
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69. Why is it that when you have to take a crap, the closer you get to the toilet, the more urgent it gets?"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin FranklinComment
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70. Why is it they call it taking a crap when you aren't really taking anything? They should call it leaving a crap.Shawn M. Cecula
Firefighter
IACOJ Division of Fire and EMSComment
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71. Why is it called "giving a crap"? Who wants to give one, or much less receive one?"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin FranklinComment
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72.Never mind peppers.Was the first guy to eat a snail triple-dog dared to do it?Comment
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"Well,don't take one of mine!You're always taking my crap..."Originally posted by Lewiston2FF View Post
George CarlinComment
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Why the hell is there brail on the drive through ATMs?Firefighting - one of the few professions left that still makes house calls.Comment
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73. How do they get the non-stick coating to stick to the pan?"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin FranklinComment
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Mouse-poo.Originally posted by MarcusKspn View PostSo you call this your free country
Tell me why it costs so much to live
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In case sightless folks walk up to a ATM! Good answer as any!Originally posted by NFD-Firefighter View Post
Stay Safe and Well Out There....
Always remembering 9-11-2001 and 343+ BrothersComment
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FACT: A cat will always land on it's feet.
FACT: When you drop your piece of bread, it always lands butter side down.
What would happen if you strapped your bread to your cat??Jason Knecht
Firefighter/EMT
Township Fire Dept., Inc.
Eau Claire, WI
IACOJ - Director of Cheese and Whine
http://www.cheddarvision.tv/
EAT CHEESE OR DIE!!Comment
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74. Who would win, the National Dairy Council or the ASPCA?Originally posted by Dickey View PostSo you call this your free country
Tell me why it costs so much to live
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75. Mustard plasters stink to high heaven!Comment
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talking about stink--- asparagus!Originally posted by firecat1 View PostFirefighting - one of the few professions left that still makes house calls.Comment
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