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55. Why does my parking karma ebb and flow in proportion to my wife's patience.
56. If insanity is a state of mind, what's the capital?
56. If insanity is a state of mind, what's the capital?
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So you call this your free country
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Bossier Parish, LA.Originally posted by voyager9 View PostEven the burger-flippers at McDonald's probably have some McWackers.Comment
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57.Why is it that pet foods do not taste like the bag says that it should?Is it because your cat can't tell you there's no "turkey" in the "turkey giblets" dinner?
Legal disclaimer:I lost a deer camp bet.Trust me,you don't want to know what the guy who,lost the last hand of poker got to sample.Last edited by doughesson; 10-22-2010, 02:10 PM.Comment
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Duh! Its I! All states are supposed to be capitalized!Originally posted by voyager9 View PostShawn M. Cecula
Firefighter
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58. Why do random thoughts occur when you are trying to concentrate on something that is very important?I fish for a living, but I have to work for money...
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59.Why is there never time to do the job right the first time but there is always time to do it over?Comment
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60. Since most great ideas come while on the commode, why won't my office let me have one at my desk?So you call this your free country
Tell me why it costs so much to live
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61. Who was the first person to eat a hot pepper? More importantly, upon burning the hell out of their mouth, who was the idiot who said let's keep eating them?
(BTW, DC Gonzo, my freezer does have a light...)Opinions expressed are mine alone, and do not necessarily reflect those of the Philadelphia Fire Department and/or IAFF Local 22.Comment
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62. What a foggy morning.Comment
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63. 60% of the time, it works EVERY TIME...Matt G.
Battalion Chief
IACOJ-Member
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64. This sentence is a lie.So you call this your free country
Tell me why it costs so much to live
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Stay Safe and Well Out There....
Always remembering 9-11-2001 and 343+ BrothersComment
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66. Why are jumbo shrimp called jumbo shrimp?Firefighting - one of the few professions left that still makes house calls.Comment
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67. How come when I have to pee really bad, that even after I start peeing I still feel like I'm gonna pee on myself?“I am more than just a serious basketball fan. I am a life-long addict. I was addicted from birth, in fact, because I was born in Kentucky.”
― Hunter S. ThompsonComment
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You forgot to pull your pants down?Originally posted by EastKyFF View PostSo you call this your free country
Tell me why it costs so much to live
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