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  • #16
    55. Why does my parking karma ebb and flow in proportion to my wife's patience.

    56. If insanity is a state of mind, what's the capital?
    So you call this your free country
    Tell me why it costs so much to live
    -3dd

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    • #17
      Originally posted by voyager9 View Post
      56. If insanity is a state of mind, what's the capital?
      Bossier Parish, LA.
      Even the burger-flippers at McDonald's probably have some McWackers.

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      • #18
        57.Why is it that pet foods do not taste like the bag says that it should?Is it because your cat can't tell you there's no "turkey" in the "turkey giblets" dinner?
        Legal disclaimer:I lost a deer camp bet.Trust me,you don't want to know what the guy who,lost the last hand of poker got to sample.
        Last edited by doughesson; 10-22-2010, 02:10 PM.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by voyager9 View Post
          56. If insanity is a state of mind, what's the capital?
          Duh! Its I! All states are supposed to be capitalized!
          Shawn M. Cecula
          Firefighter
          IACOJ Division of Fire and EMS

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          • #20
            58. Why do random thoughts occur when you are trying to concentrate on something that is very important?
            I fish for a living, but I have to work for money...

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            • #21
              59.Why is there never time to do the job right the first time but there is always time to do it over?

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              • #22
                60. Since most great ideas come while on the commode, why won't my office let me have one at my desk?
                So you call this your free country
                Tell me why it costs so much to live
                -3dd

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                • #23
                  61. Who was the first person to eat a hot pepper? More importantly, upon burning the hell out of their mouth, who was the idiot who said let's keep eating them?


                  (BTW, DC Gonzo, my freezer does have a light...)
                  Last edited by mrpita; 10-25-2010, 04:43 PM. Reason: Fixed number - apparently I can't count.
                  Opinions expressed are mine alone, and do not necessarily reflect those of the Philadelphia Fire Department and/or IAFF Local 22.

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                  • #24
                    62. What a foggy morning.

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                    • #25
                      63. 60% of the time, it works EVERY TIME...
                      Matt G.
                      Battalion Chief
                      IACOJ-Member
                      FTM-PTB

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                      • #26
                        64. This sentence is a lie.
                        So you call this your free country
                        Tell me why it costs so much to live
                        -3dd

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by voyager9 View Post
                          64. This sentence is a lie.



                          65. Why is that??
                          Stay Safe and Well Out There....

                          Always remembering 9-11-2001 and 343+ Brothers

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                          • #28
                            66. Why are jumbo shrimp called jumbo shrimp?
                            Firefighting - one of the few professions left that still makes house calls.

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                            • #29
                              67. How come when I have to pee really bad, that even after I start peeing I still feel like I'm gonna pee on myself?
                              “I am more than just a serious basketball fan. I am a life-long addict. I was addicted from birth, in fact, because I was born in Kentucky.”
                              ― Hunter S. Thompson

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by EastKyFF View Post
                                67. How come when I have to pee really bad, that even after I start peeing I still feel like I'm gonna pee on myself?
                                You forgot to pull your pants down?
                                So you call this your free country
                                Tell me why it costs so much to live
                                -3dd

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