I said I'd write this in another thread but can't find which one it was in to add it in there.
To the tune of Big Bad John, by Jimmy Dean. The sausage guy.
Every morning I wake up,
And check online,
Hoping not to see those few little lines:
the Dear John.
Dear John, Dear Johhhnnnn. Bad Dear John
It wasn't much of an email
Just a few little notes
'Ya didn't get your grant'
That's all they coulda wrote
the Dear John
Dear John, Dear Johhhnnnn. Bad Dear John
We didn't get past the computer,
That much I can tell
And with the help of Tequila Shooters
I'm gonna drown my sorrows well
over Dear John
Dear John, Dear johhhnnnn. Bad Dear John
They're coming to take me away haha....
To the tune of Big Bad John, by Jimmy Dean. The sausage guy.

Every morning I wake up,
And check online,
Hoping not to see those few little lines:
the Dear John.
Dear John, Dear Johhhnnnn. Bad Dear John
It wasn't much of an email
Just a few little notes
'Ya didn't get your grant'
That's all they coulda wrote
the Dear John
Dear John, Dear Johhhnnnn. Bad Dear John
We didn't get past the computer,
That much I can tell
And with the help of Tequila Shooters
I'm gonna drown my sorrows well
over Dear John
Dear John, Dear johhhnnnn. Bad Dear John
They're coming to take me away haha....

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