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  • Finally- The Firefighter fotune cookie...

    I cracked open a recent fotune cookie and found it. Someone finally got the Firefighter Fotune Cookie right. It said-

    "You have a flair for adding a fanciful dimension to any story"


    Nailed it!

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    "You have a flair for adding a fanciful dimension to any story"

    ...in bed.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by CALFFBOU View Post
      I cracked open a recent fotune cookie and found it. Someone finally got the Firefighter Fotune Cookie right. It said-

      "You have a flair for adding a fanciful dimension to any story"


      Nailed it!
      That's definitely you, Bou!

      Many, many moons ago, I actually got one (hand written, no less) that said; "Help! I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!"

      I saved it for a long time.




      Kevin
      Fire Lieutenant/E.M.T.
      IAFF Local 2339
      K of C 4th Degree
      "LEATHER FOREVER"
      Member I.A.C.O.J.
      http://www.tfdfire.com/
      "Fir na tine"

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      • #4
        I got one a few weeks ago that said (and I swear I'm not making this up), "Please ignore previous fortune"
        Chief Dwayne LeBlanc
        Paincourtville Volunteer Fire Department
        Paincourtville, LA

        "I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream — and I hope you don't find this too crazy — is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, 'Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!' That would be bad."
        — C.D. Bales, "Roxanne"

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        • #5
          Ain't that the truth!
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          These opinions are mine and do not reflect the opinions of any organizations I am affiliated with.
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          • #6
            I got a fortune cookie that read, "You will touch the hearts of many". A couple of weeks later i got the same one. Everytime i read it i think, "I hope so."

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            • #7
              Originally posted by BMAIGM View Post
              ...in bed.
              That's right. It is an ancient Chinese secret to finish any and all fortunes with the words...."in bed."
              Jason Knecht
              Firefighter/EMT
              Township Fire Dept., Inc.
              Eau Claire, WI

              IACOJ - Director of Cheese and Whine
              http://www.cheddarvision.tv/
              EAT CHEESE OR DIE!!

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              • #8
                Last fortune cookie I opened read"Inspected by #745 for your safety".

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                • #9
                  Last one I got read " only if you knew what you ate before you opened this"
                  IACOJ
                  FTM-PTB

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                  • #10
                    This thread inspired me to go to the"Panda Garden"last night and the cookie I got seemed about 20 years too late:"You will set foot on the soil of many countries".
                    It was 20 years ago that I took my honorable discharge from the Navy so either I'm going to end up back in Uncle Sam's Yacht Club or I haven't finished international travel just yet.

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                    • #11
                      i got one that said "You are interested in public service" thats the closest ive gotten to firefighte related fortune cookies...

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