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    ngfjblkchchvn bb
    The only person who does not screw up, is the person who does not do anything.

  • #2
    3 rubber chickens, a pair of venezuelan vice-grips and a chinese midget.
    "Loyalty Above all Else. Except Honor."

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    • #3
      Originally posted by kadempc
      ngfjblkchchvn bb
      I've heard that before, but always found it hard to believe..........
      The comments made by me are my opinions only. They DO NOT reflect the opinions of my employer(s). If you have an issue with something I may say, take it up with me, either by posting in the forums, emailing me through my profile, or PMing me through my profile.
      We are all adults so there is no need to act like a child........
      IACOJ

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      • #4
        Originally posted by FWDbuff
        3 rubber chickens, a pair of venezuelan vice-grips and a chinese midget.

        Escaping jail again, MacGyver?
        Proud East Coast Traditionalist.

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        • #5
          My cat's breath smells like cat food.
          Even the burger-flippers at McDonald's probably have some McWackers.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by kadempc
            ngfjblkchchvn bb
            I always stop for green lights, too.

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            • #7
              Do NOT wear two B's it will get you in to trouble.
              Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
              Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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              • #8
                And................

                Originally posted by FlyingKiwi
                Do NOT wear two B's it will get you in to trouble.
                You can fit a "B" into a "D", but you can't fit a "D" into a "B"
                Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
                In memory of
                Chief Earle W. Woods, 1912 - 1997
                Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006

                IACOJ Budget Analyst

                I Refuse to be a Spectator. If I come to the Game, I'm Playing.

                www.gdvfd18.com

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                • #9
                  You can smoke hash, and you can smoke corned beef, but you can't smoke corned beef hash.
                  ‎"The education of a firefighter and the continued education of a firefighter is what makes "real" firefighters. Continuous skill development is the core of progressive firefighting. We learn by doing and doing it again and again, both on the training ground and the fireground."
                  Lt. Ray McCormack, FDNY

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by FlyingKiwi
                    Do NOT wear two B's it will get you in to trouble.
                    What about wearing 2 pairs of pants?

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                    • #11
                      "Night Goggles for Joe Black. He's Check'n Venusian Double B's."

                      Double B's are nicer than Double D's.
                      If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                      "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                      "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                      Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                      impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                      IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                      • #12
                        Q: Why do mermaids wear sea shells?


                        A: Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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                        • #13
                          "You can ***** your finger but ya can't finger your ....."

                          Ya just gotta love old George Carlin.
                          Train to fight the fires you fight.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by FWDbuff
                            3 rubber chickens, a pair of venezuelan vice-grips and a chinese midget.
                            What is in Karnak's locker?
                            I am a highly trained professional and can find my :: expletive deleted:: with either hand in various light conditions.

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                            • #15
                              ngfjblkchchvn bb?

                              When are new posters gonna learn to use the search feature?
                              "Yeah, but as I've always said, this country has A.D.D." - Denis Leary

                              http://www.lettertogop.com/

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