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    Chuck Norris

    ...Fire Service Edition. Based upon the "Chuck Norris Facts" website...

    Little known fact: Chuck Norris is the unseen, unmentioned genius behind the "Buns/Abs of Steel" series of workout videos. Taking it to a new level, he has decided to actively participate as an instructor in his newest video: "Balls of Steel".

    Ever go to a fire call where the fire was so small you could whiz on it and put it out? So has Chuck Norris, but it was a 2-story single-family wood frame dwelling, fully involved.

    Firefighters have common, reliable forcible entry tools: Halligan, pickhead axe, flathead axe, sledgehammer. Chuck Norris has one forcible entry tool: his foot, which he was banned from using on the fireground after the first time--he collapsed the structure.

    Feel free to add your own...
    My opinions might coincide with someone of importance's POV... I wouldn't know, since I never bothered to ask. My policy is: "Don't ask, don't care."

    IACOJ--West Coast PITA
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    LMFAO! I for one love chuck norris quotes, keep em coming.
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    • #3
      Saws ventilate roofs, Chuck Norris ventilates with a tap of the foot.

      Water doesn't put out a fire, Chuck Norris MAKES the fire cry.

      Chuck Norris saved a family of 10, 2 dogs, a cat, a grand piano, 5 goldfishes, and an SUV only with his....foot.

      The Chuck Norris Breathing Apparatus or the CNBA never runs out of air...EVER

      Chuck Norris never uses ground ladders, aerial ladders, or tower ladders he just jumps.

      You do not want to know the outcome if you do not pull over to the right.

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      • #4
        Chuck always was one of my better students. Although Steven Segal was MUCH more disciplined- but he has let his body go to the dumps in the last few years.........Jean-Claude VanDamme was always full of himself, I had to turn him loose early on in training.
        "Loyalty Above all Else. Except Honor."

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        • #5
          Chuck and Christy, what a way to fall asleep at 4:00 am. After making 3 easy payments of course. I fight against gravity every day, sometimes it wins.

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          • #6
            The Chuck Norris Breathing Apparatus or the CNBA never runs out of air...EVER
            Correction on that one:
            Chuck Norris doesn't need a BA. He inhales the smoke and CO, and belches out Halon.
            My opinions might coincide with someone of importance's POV... I wouldn't know, since I never bothered to ask. My policy is: "Don't ask, don't care."

            IACOJ--West Coast PITA

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            • #7
              Originally posted by the1141man
              Correction on that one:
              Chuck Norris doesn't need a BA. He inhales the smoke and CO, and belches out Halon.
              You are correct sir
              "Train as if your life depends on it"
              Always Remember *343*

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              • #8
                Chuch Norris does not have a first due, he goes to Kentlant and puts the fire out with his fist before the tones ever drop.
                "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by MarcusKspn
                  Chuch Norris does not have a first due, he goes to Kentlant and puts the fire out with his fist before the tones ever drop.
                  Shouldnt of said that!
                  Ryan

                  I.A.C.O.J. Probie

                  You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing which you think you cannot do. -Eleanor Roosevelt

                  Lets not forget those lost on 9-11-01

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by MarcusKspn
                    Chuch Norris does not have a first due,
                    Thats because Chuck Norris is only due
                    "Train as if your life depends on it"
                    Always Remember *343*

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                    • #11
                      Chuck Norris farted once and Danvers mass is still recovering.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by mky915
                        Saws ventilate roofs, Chuck Norris ventilates with a tap of the foot.

                        Water doesn't put out a fire, Chuck Norris MAKES the fire cry.

                        Chuck Norris saved a family of 10, 2 dogs, a cat, a grand piano, 5 goldfishes, and an SUV only with his....foot.

                        The Chuck Norris Breathing Apparatus or the CNBA never runs out of air...EVER

                        Chuck Norris never uses ground ladders, aerial ladders, or tower ladders he just jumps.

                        You do not want to know the outcome if you do not pull over to the right.
                        And he can do all of this and NEVER lose his hat!!!!!
                        Stupid People.......Providing Job Security to Public Safety Professionals for ........forever

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                        • #13
                          I have a sweater made entirely out of Chuck Norris's chest and back hair!
                          IAFF

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by MarcusKspn
                            Chuch Norris does not have a first due, he goes to Kentlant and puts the fire out with his fist before the tones ever drop.

                            Ok... FOC-ROF-LMAO :
                            If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

                            "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

                            "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

                            Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

                            impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

                            IACOJ member: Cheers, Play safe y'all.

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                            • #15
                              Chuck Norris Doesn't do pushups, he pushes the earth down

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