“God is watching you, and Jesus is coming!

[hwoods]

Hey!!.......

Who cares where it goes, it's funny and lightens everyone's mood. Laugh at the funny and stupid things in life. For example the person I'm working with today.

I resemble that remark!.......

[RyanEMVFD]

Who cares where it goes, it's funny and lightens everyone's mood. Laugh at the funny and stupid things in life. For example the person I'm working with today.

[RspctFrmCalgary]

Bou ... did you even read the original post? Because this thread has NOTHING to do with religion whatsoever.

It's a joke!

One I'm sure more than a few of us have heard/seen before, and probably laughed at!

Yes, it should have been in Off Duty, but threads get posted to the wrong forum every day, the person who started the thread is fairly new to the forums, and if I recall correctly (although I didn't delibertately check, just an impression I have in my mind) only a few posts. Perfectly understandable that things will get posted to the wrong forum once in awhile.

[mcfd45]

I think i had my daily dosage of jesus for today.
J

[tfpd109]

Wow, just reread my post and it sure came across wrong. Was kind of trying to poke fun of you for reading a thread that you (by the title anyway) wouldn't enjoy. Kind of like those times that you know there is something that you just don't want to see, yet you look anyways? Plus I intended to use the face instead of the face. Sorry to have come across the way I did Bro, I did not mean too.

Not a big deal... Buy me a cold one and we'll call it even

[CALFFBOU]

Ummmm....can this please go into the "Off Duty" section. i have had my fill of religion on the FH.com boards.

Thank you.

[pkfd7505]

Yeah, ya got me there. And I also agree with you and Bou.

Wow, just reread my post and it sure came across wrong. Was kind of trying to poke fun of you for reading a thread that you (by the title anyway) wouldn't enjoy. Kind of like those times that you know there is something that you just don't want to see, yet you look anyways? Plus I intended to use the face instead of the face. Sorry to have come across the way I did Bro, I did not mean too.

[tfpd109]

Hummm... yet you still opened it and read it?

I second Bou's comment.

Yeah, ya got me there. And I also agree with you and Bou.

[Bones42]

Lighten up Francis.

[pkfd7505]

I have to be honest, when I saw the title, I thought "oh geez, another one of these stupid threads".....

Good one!!

Hummm... yet you still opened it and read it?

I second Bou's comment.

[CALFFBOU]

Ummmm.....Couldnt this go in the "Off Duty" section?

Thank you.

[tfpd109]

I have to be honest, when I saw the title, I thought "oh geez, another one of these stupid threads".....

Good one!!

[LuckyThirteen]

Now that right there is funny!

[Dave1983]

Jesus is comming? Quick, everyone look busy....

[ffgoldman65]

As a burglar was going through a condo, he came across a parrot, and the parrot said,

“God is watching you. The burglar just ignored it.

The parrot said, more loudly this time, “God is watching you, and Jesus is coming!

The burglar asked the parrot, “If you’re so smart, then what your name?”

The parrot replied, “Moses”

“What kind of moron names a parrot “Moses” laughed the burglar.

The parrot replied, “The same fool who named his two pit bulls God and Jesus.”!