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  • “God is watching you, and Jesus is coming!

    As a burglar was going through a condo, he came across a parrot, and the parrot said,

    “God is watching you. The burglar just ignored it.

    The parrot said, more loudly this time, “God is watching you, and Jesus is coming!

    The burglar asked the parrot, “If you’re so smart, then what your name?”

    The parrot replied, “Moses”

    “What kind of moron names a parrot “Moses” laughed the burglar.

    The parrot replied, “The same fool who named his two pit bulls God and Jesus.”!

  • #2
    Jesus is comming? Quick, everyone look busy....
    Fire Marshal/Safety Officer

    IAAI-NFPA-IAFC/VCOS-Retired IAFF

    "No his mind is not for rent, to any god or government"
    RUSH-Tom Sawyer

    Success is when skill meets opportunity
    Failure is when fantasy meets reality

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    • #3
      Now that right there is funny!
      Tom Warshaw
      Station 13 (Bethel)
      Sumter Fire Department

      "Scientists believe that the world is composed mainly of hydrogen because in their opinion, it is the most abundant element. I however, feel the earth is composed mainly of stupidity, because it is more abundant than hydrogen." - Frank Zappa

      September 11, 2001. We Must Never Forget.

      In memory of Thomas Sabella, L-13, FDNY


      All opinions stated are my own and do not reflect the opinions of my department or any organization I may belong to.

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      • #4
        I have to be honest, when I saw the title, I thought "oh geez, another one of these stupid threads".....

        Good one!!

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        • #5
          Ummmm.....Couldnt this go in the "Off Duty" section?

          Thank you.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by tfpd109
            I have to be honest, when I saw the title, I thought "oh geez, another one of these stupid threads".....

            Good one!!
            Hummm... yet you still opened it and read it?

            I second Bou's comment.

            PKFPD
            IACOJ and proud of it


            Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

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            • #7
              Lighten up Francis.
              "This thread is being closed as it is off-topic and not related to the fire industry." - Isn't that what the Off Duty forum was for?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by pkfd7505
                Hummm... yet you still opened it and read it?

                I second Bou's comment.
                Yeah, ya got me there. And I also agree with you and Bou.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by tfpd109
                  Yeah, ya got me there. And I also agree with you and Bou.
                  Wow, just reread my post and it sure came across wrong. Was kind of trying to poke fun of you for reading a thread that you (by the title anyway) wouldn't enjoy. Kind of like those times that you know there is something that you just don't want to see, yet you look anyways? Plus I intended to use the face instead of the face. Sorry to have come across the way I did Bro, I did not mean too.

                  PKFPD
                  IACOJ and proud of it


                  Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

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                  • #10
                    Ummmm....can this please go into the "Off Duty" section. i have had my fill of religion on the FH.com boards.

                    Thank you.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by pkfd7505
                      Wow, just reread my post and it sure came across wrong. Was kind of trying to poke fun of you for reading a thread that you (by the title anyway) wouldn't enjoy. Kind of like those times that you know there is something that you just don't want to see, yet you look anyways? Plus I intended to use the face instead of the face. Sorry to have come across the way I did Bro, I did not mean too.

                      Not a big deal... Buy me a cold one and we'll call it even

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                      • #12
                        I think i had my daily dosage of jesus for today.
                        J
                        It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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                        • #13
                          Bou ... did you even read the original post? Because this thread has NOTHING to do with religion whatsoever.

                          It's a joke!

                          One I'm sure more than a few of us have heard/seen before, and probably laughed at!

                          Yes, it should have been in Off Duty, but threads get posted to the wrong forum every day, the person who started the thread is fairly new to the forums, and if I recall correctly (although I didn't delibertately check, just an impression I have in my mind) only a few posts. Perfectly understandable that things will get posted to the wrong forum once in awhile.
                          September 11th - Never Forget

                          I respect firefighters and emergency workers worldwide. Thank you for what you do.

                          Sheri
                          IACOJ CRUSTY CONVENTION CHAIR
                          Honorary Flatlander

                          RAY WAS HERE FIRST

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                          • #14
                            Who cares where it goes, it's funny and lightens everyone's mood. Laugh at the funny and stupid things in life. For example the person I'm working with today.
                            NREMT-P\ Reserve Volunteer Firefighter\Reserve Police Officer
                            IACOJ Attack

                            Experts built the Titanic, amateurs built the Ark.

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                            • #15
                              Hey!!.......

                              Originally posted by RyanEMVFD
                              Who cares where it goes, it's funny and lightens everyone's mood. Laugh at the funny and stupid things in life. For example the person I'm working with today.
                              I resemble that remark!.......
                              Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
                              In memory of
                              Chief Earle W. Woods, 1912 - 1997
                              Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006

                              IACOJ Budget Analyst

                              I Refuse to be a Spectator. If I come to the Game, I'm Playing.

                              www.gdvfd18.com

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