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[Nine3Probie]

Aw heck...in before the lock. What's the over/under on number of posts before the lockdown? And who's collecting the pool money?

I can thump the Bible too, but there's a time and place for everything. This is neither the time nor the place...IMO.

[REVANANT]

I"m going with an over 7 before lockdown, chances are the WebTeam are out having lunch at TGIFridays, with their Swinglines in their briefcases.

Larry

[firetruckred]

god im having flashbacks of the DOD academy!!! im trying to remember the other two verses!!!!

I was waiting for somebody to say that....

I thought someone would have wrote it before me.

I also thought ok.. I know it is so elementary... and I am going to look like a dork -or- somebody is going to have a laugh and say that's is sooo old and cheesy~!! lol

[firetruckred]

I always use the line " I wouldn't object but I think my mother would at the size I am now" line when someone asks me if I'd like to be born again.

Larry

Now that is funny....

(even though I have heard before)

[elswappo]

Wow... I saw this post on thursday and figured it would be closed in a heart beat. I say this goes 9 pages, amd gets locked up on monday.

My folks always told me, unless you want to get in a fight, don't debate politics or religion.

[FlyingKiwi]

Dear Ronald.

Your post has made me stop and think, which by itself is quite an achievement as I am not used to doing that.

Now however I am at the crossroads, in a quandry, confused even.

And I need some answers to what appears to me to be a dillema, source of confusion, major conflict even.

During the last umpteen years on numerous occassions I have been thanked by people for saving them, you know doing the fire, car accident things we do.

Now however I am starting to think I have sinned for doing this, and it has me worried, perplexed, distressed even.

I mean, did I do the right thing? Should I have left them to God to sort out? Was I interferring in the Plan?

Don't get me wrong, if the Big Guy wants to front up at a wreck and swing the cutting gear I will gladly say "Fill your boots Boss" and step aside.

But did I do the right thing, this is starting to get me concerned, stressed, raised blood pressure even.

Also it appears I have been doing the wrong thing with money.

All these years I have been told to save my money for a rainy day.

Now I see I may have been doing the wrong thing sticking it in a bank.

Should I have just got the dollars to pray for themselves so they too would be saved all by themselves.

And how about the "Save the whales" and "Save the Forest" causes I support. THOSE have obviously been mismanaged from the get go.

Please help.

Signed

Confuzed.

[scvfd412]

I just wanted to make it in before the doors locked!

[lvwrench]

close the door

Bless you my children. Okay close the door and lests all go home for a beer.

[mcfd45]

my apologies
J

[BC79er_OLDDELETE]

Now that there's funny I don't care who y'are.

"If God can see everything including when I'm on the toilet, does that mean God is a pervert?" Chris Griffin - Family Guy

[FlyingKiwi]

Isn't that making money off the back of religion?



PS. If you are offended by bad language or anything that is just sick, DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINKS BELOW THIS POST

In fact, just don't waste your time.

[mcfd45]

my apologies
J

[firedawg312]

most of those are pretty funny. the mary one is just messed up though

[firedawg312]

I remembered the othe rtwo verses. one of them i dont think ill be able to get one here(atleast the version i know)

When i get to heaven
St peter he will say
Howd ya make your livin
howd ya earn your pay?

I lifted my head up higher and higher

thats how i do it im a fire fighter

when i go home now
my g irlfriend she will say
how do you please me
in that special way?


and the rest ill leave out so i dont get in trouble

[mcfd45]

I remembered the othe rtwo verses. one of them i dont think ill be able to get one here(atleast the version i know)

When i get to heaven
St peter he will say
Howd ya make your livin
howd ya earn your pay?

I lifted my head up higher and higher

thats how i do it im a fire fighter

when i go home now
my friend she will say
how do you please me
in that special way?


and the rest ill leave out so i dont get in trouble

thats funny
PS sorry about those links i will remove them.
J