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  • #61
    Aw heck...in before the lock. What's the over/under on number of posts before the lockdown? And who's collecting the pool money?

    I can thump the Bible too, but there's a time and place for everything. This is neither the time nor the place...IMO.

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    • #62
      I"m going with an over 7 before lockdown, chances are the WebTeam are out having lunch at TGIFridays, with their Swinglines in their briefcases.

      Larry

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      • #63
        Originally posted by firedawg312
        god im having flashbacks of the DOD academy!!! im trying to remember the other two verses!!!!

        I was waiting for somebody to say that....

        I thought someone would have wrote it before me.

        I also thought ok.. I know it is so elementary... and I am going to look like a dork -or- somebody is going to have a laugh and say that's is sooo old and cheesy~!! lol

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        • #64
          Originally posted by REVANANT
          I always use the line " I wouldn't object but I think my mother would at the size I am now" line when someone asks me if I'd like to be born again.

          Larry
          Now that is funny....

          (even though I have heard before)

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          • #65
            Wow... I saw this post on thursday and figured it would be closed in a heart beat. I say this goes 9 pages, amd gets locked up on monday.

            My folks always told me, unless you want to get in a fight, don't debate politics or religion.

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            • #66
              Dear Ronald.

              Your post has made me stop and think, which by itself is quite an achievement as I am not used to doing that.

              Now however I am at the crossroads, in a quandry, confused even.

              And I need some answers to what appears to me to be a dillema, source of confusion, major conflict even.

              During the last umpteen years on numerous occassions I have been thanked by people for saving them, you know doing the fire, car accident things we do.

              Now however I am starting to think I have sinned for doing this, and it has me worried, perplexed, distressed even.

              I mean, did I do the right thing? Should I have left them to God to sort out? Was I interferring in the Plan?

              Don't get me wrong, if the Big Guy wants to front up at a wreck and swing the cutting gear I will gladly say "Fill your boots Boss" and step aside.

              But did I do the right thing, this is starting to get me concerned, stressed, raised blood pressure even.

              Also it appears I have been doing the wrong thing with money.

              All these years I have been told to save my money for a rainy day.

              Now I see I may have been doing the wrong thing sticking it in a bank.

              Should I have just got the dollars to pray for themselves so they too would be saved all by themselves.

              And how about the "Save the whales" and "Save the Forest" causes I support. THOSE have obviously been mismanaged from the get go.

              Please help.

              Signed

              Confuzed.
              Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
              Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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              • #67
                I just wanted to make it in before the doors locked!
                Lieutenant/EMT-B

                VSFFA Member

                "I'm a CCEMT-B."

                "Remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off."

                "A lack of effort will always lead to failure."

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                • #68
                  close the door

                  Bless you my children. Okay close the door and lests all go home for a beer.

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                  • #69
                    my apologies
                    J
                    Last edited by mcfd45; 10-06-2006, 05:23 PM.
                    It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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                    • #70
                      Now that there's funny I don't care who y'are.

                      "If God can see everything including when I'm on the toilet, does that mean God is a pervert?" Chris Griffin - Family Guy
                      Brian P. Vickers
                      www.vickersconsultingservices.com
                      Emergency Services Consulting
                      Westlake VFD - Houston, TX
                      Proud Member IACOJ - Redneck Division

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                      • #71
                        Isn't that making money off the back of religion?



                        PS. If you are offended by bad language or anything that is just sick, DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINKS BELOW THIS POST

                        In fact, just don't waste your time.
                        Last edited by FlyingKiwi; 10-06-2006, 03:24 PM.
                        Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
                        Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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                        • #72
                          my apologies
                          J
                          Last edited by mcfd45; 10-06-2006, 05:22 PM.
                          It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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                          • #73
                            most of those are pretty funny. the mary one is just messed up though
                            " IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE THEN I CAN BLAME MY MISSPELLINGS ON MY PENCIL" -Larry The Cable Guy-

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                            • #74
                              I remembered the othe rtwo verses. one of them i dont think ill be able to get one here(atleast the version i know)

                              When i get to heaven
                              St peter he will say
                              Howd ya make your livin
                              howd ya earn your pay?

                              I lifted my head up higher and higher

                              thats how i do it im a fire fighter

                              when i go home now
                              my g irlfriend she will say
                              how do you please me
                              in that special way?


                              and the rest ill leave out so i dont get in trouble
                              " IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE THEN I CAN BLAME MY MISSPELLINGS ON MY PENCIL" -Larry The Cable Guy-

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by firedawg312
                                I remembered the othe rtwo verses. one of them i dont think ill be able to get one here(atleast the version i know)

                                When i get to heaven
                                St peter he will say
                                Howd ya make your livin
                                howd ya earn your pay?

                                I lifted my head up higher and higher

                                thats how i do it im a fire fighter

                                when i go home now
                                my friend she will say
                                how do you please me
                                in that special way?


                                and the rest ill leave out so i dont get in trouble
                                thats funny
                                PS sorry about those links i will remove them.
                                J
                                It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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