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  • firetruckred
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    Originally posted by FTMPTB15
    Fear not, the nectar of the gods will be flowing endlessly. We currently have enough resources on hand to handle the demand until our truck is able to arrive. Seems to be a minor traffic problem, we're currently requesting a police escort.
    Hey where is that pic from?? I swear that looks like Dublin, Ireland. Ahhhh fresh Guinness.

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  • RyanEMVFD
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    As medic, I'm keep everyone from getting dehydrated and cooled down in the rehab sector.

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  • FTMPTB15
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    Originally posted by hwoods
    Side Note: Logistics - Please ensure that the Guiness is in adequate quantities, and COLD, for the Staff meeting............
    Fear not, the nectar of the gods will be flowing endlessly. We currently have enough resources on hand to handle the demand until our truck is able to arrive. Seems to be a minor traffic problem, we're currently requesting a police escort.

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  • ROOKIELZ
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    Rook ...............TRUST ME WHEN I SAAY THIS TOO YOU...........there is nothin' I would like more than to crawl down a hot smoky hallway.......with YOU. No disrespect taken.

    Anytime, Anywhere, my esteemed Brother. It would be such an honour!

    This is a MABAS Box Alarm.....all responding units report to staging. First arriving units have reported Hell is completely engulfed.

    ROOK: ROOK Portable 1, we are on-scene in Hell and staging...AC/DC is playing and we have brought the wienies

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  • FyredUp
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    This is a MABAS Box Alarm.....all responding units report to staging. First arriving units have reported Hell is completely engulfed.

    Sirens will be replaced with AC/DC's Highway to Hell played over the pa.

    All units acknowledge and respond.

    FyredUp

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  • FyredUp
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    HEY!! Can I be the minister of propaganda...OOOPs I mean PIO for us when we are all in Hell together?

    FyredUp

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  • RyanEMVFD
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    Originally posted by firedawg312
    ive got one better,

    " we didnt start the fire, it was always burning since the world was turning
    we didnt start the fire thought we didnt light but were trying to fight it"
    Billy Joel.

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  • hwoods
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    And Now............

    The Following Staff Appointments are effective immediately -

    Senior Deputy Chief - Chief Reason
    Southern Division Deputy - KiWi
    Operations Chief - Weruj1
    Training Division Chief - Captain Gonzo
    Marine Division Chief - Drkblram
    Logistics Chief - FTMPTB15

    Following a Staff Meeting, There will be additional Sector Appointments.

    Side Note: Logistics - Please ensure that the Guiness is in adequate quantities, and COLD, for the Staff meeting............

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  • hwoods
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    Yupo!...................

    Originally posted by firedawg312
    we drink and drink and drink and drink and FIGHT
    we drink and drink and drink and drink and FIGHT
    we drink and drink and drink and drink and FIGHT

    and if i see a pretty ill sleep with her tonight!!!!

    can anyone name the band that sings this???

    sorry he said beer
    Steel Highway.......

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  • snowball
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    Originally posted by FlyingKiwi
    Dear Fallwell, Graham, Hinn, and Sharpton Attorneys at Law.

    You have me dismayed, alarmed, perplexed even.

    Which party do you propose to represent.

    And where is said party?

    Are there free drinks at said party?

    Will the party last for long, or just be rapturously short (excuse the pun).

    And you have me confused, the selections I have witnessed have been anything except natural.

    If you are prepared to enter a sane discourse (or dat course at a smorgasboard) I will be available after 12/12/2098 for further conversation at an address to be decided.
    Dear Confused, if that is your real name.
    We represent the lollipop kid. Or you may know him as the Almighty.
    The party for you sir will be in Hell!!
    Drinks are free with a required donation to our Law Firm
    Just think of it as a revival of sorts.
    We know you are confused, you signed your name, remember? However the selection process is very much natural.
    We will set your appointment as per your date requested. Our client is a man of patience and pretty much immortal.
    Sincerely
    The Firm of Falwell, Graham, Hinn and Sharpton.
    Last edited by snowball; 10-08-2006, 04:04 AM.

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  • firetruckred
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    Originally posted by FTMPTB15
    Hahaha... nooooot quite! First come, first serve. Looks like Harve was on the ball.

    Whateeeevvverrr!

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  • FlyingKiwi
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    Dear Fallwell, Graham, Hinn, and Sharpton Attorneys at Law.

    You have me dismayed, alarmed, perplexed even.

    Which party do you propose to represent.

    And where is said party?

    Are there free drinks at said party?

    Will the party last for long, or just be rapturously short (excuse the pun).

    And you have me confused, the selections I have witnessed have been anything except natural.

    If you are prepared to enter a sane discourse (or dat course at a smorgasboard) I will be available after 12/12/2098 for further conversation at an address to be decided.

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  • snowball
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    Oh Yeah?

    Originally posted by FlyingKiwi
    Dear Ronald.

    Your post has made me stop and think, which by itself is quite an achievement as I am not used to doing that.

    Now however I am at the crossroads, in a quandry, confused even.

    And I need some answers to what appears to me to be a dillema, source of confusion, major conflict even.

    During the last umpteen years on numerous occassions I have been thanked by people for saving them, you know doing the fire, car accident things we do.

    Now however I am starting to think I have sinned for doing this, and it has me worried, perplexed, distressed even.

    I mean, did I do the right thing? Should I have left them to God to sort out? Was I interferring in the Plan?

    Don't get me wrong, if the Big Guy wants to front up at a wreck and swing the cutting gear I will gladly say "Fill your boots Boss" and step aside.

    But did I do the right thing, this is starting to get me concerned, stressed, raised blood pressure even.

    Also it appears I have been doing the wrong thing with money.

    All these years I have been told to save my money for a rainy day.

    Now I see I may have been doing the wrong thing sticking it in a bank.

    Should I have just got the dollars to pray for themselves so they too would be saved all by themselves.

    And how about the "Save the whales" and "Save the Forest" causes I support. THOSE have obviously been mismanaged from the get go.

    Please help.

    Signed

    Confuzed.
    Dear Confuzed

    You are interfering with natural selection. Please cease and desist with this action or we Fallwell, Graham, Hinn, and Sharpton Attorneys at Law will be forced into strong litigation with you. We are prepared to fight with any means at our disposal. (all tax free of course heh heh)

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  • FTMPTB15
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    Originally posted by firetruckred
    Looks like you owe more than just Harve.

    I was waiting to cash in as well. : )
    Hahaha... nooooot quite! First come, first serve. Looks like Harve was on the ball.

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  • firedawg312
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    some of us have more thatn others!!!

















    i ment longer fire hoses perverts!!! hey were on page six. wow it hasnt been stopped.

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