Arsonists Injured-No Tears Here

[EastKyFF]

Yes, too many hard-working jakes keeping the herd from being thinned.

[BryanLoader]

Darwin is trying but it seems to be an uphil battle

[Dickey]

Sweet Justice!!

[BlueMtnsFF]

Darwin, Oh Darwin, Where art thou?

[FIRE117]

Stupidity

I hate to say it, but stupidity is contagious. Here are three examples from my area:

1. An idiot in my neighborhood had his meth lab burn up. He was hospitalized with a burned arm.

2. A drunk driver drove home and attempted to put his vehicle in his garage. Too bad the garage door was not open though. He was trapped in the vehicle and his wife called the FD to rescue him. The drunk guy ended up being arrested for a DUI in his driveway.

3. Two amateur punks invaded an apartment and "attempted" to assualt the apartment tenant with their fists. The apartment tenant had been discharged from the Marine Corp the year before. Those punks are still sorry for attacking that Marine!

[confire]

"Nope, Stupidity is odorless" Cop was still laughing when we left.....

Priceless

[Catch22]

YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID !!

Sure you can. However, acute lead therapy isn't practiced in this country.

[Dickey]

Yeah, stupidity odors are secondary to the stupidity itself. Observe:

Exhibit A

That was much funny.



Was that Harve on the weekends???

[EastKyFF]

Couple of weeks ago, we were working a car crash where a kid thought he could make his mom's car go between two other cars. Wrong. A law of physics is that 2 objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time. He tried, and failed, to prove the law wrong. EMS had loaded everyone and we were in the "picking up" stage and I was looking at the interior of his car when a Cop asked "Smell anything Chief??" (meaning alcohol or CDS) My Reply - "Nope, Stupidity is odorless" Cop was still laughing when we left.....

Yeah, stupidity odors are secondary to the stupidity itself. Observe:

Exhibit A

[tanker5117]

YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID !!

And it should hurt also (I think it did this time).




Tanker

[MalahatTwo7]

FOC-ROF-LMAO!!! Thanks Harve. I needed that.

[hwoods]

Yeah, Right..............

Couple of weeks ago, we were working a car crash where a kid thought he could make his mom's car go between two other cars. Wrong. A law of physics is that 2 objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time. He tried, and failed, to prove the law wrong. EMS had loaded everyone and we were in the "picking up" stage and I was looking at the interior of his car when a Cop asked "Smell anything Chief??" (meaning alcohol or CDS) My Reply - "Nope, Stupidity is odorless" Cop was still laughing when we left.....

[Lewiston2Capt]

YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID !!

Well apparently they were trying!

[BD6413]

YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID !!

[MalahatTwo7]

DUMM DUMMM DUUUMMMMM.....