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    Firemen and Emts
    God bless them

  • #2
    I wasn't there, but I know it to be true:
    We had a frequent flyer patient who weighed approx 600+lbs. We used to dispatch 2 rigs with 6 guys plus the ambulance just to move him. We called him "The Belly" because his gut was so huge he referred to it as if it were a separate entity, "pick up the belly and set it over here". This guy was in his 30s, and, strangely enough, his wife was kind of hot.
    Well, one day the guys are there getting ready to move him to the hospital. He says to his wife, "Honey, my nuts are pinched, move 'em over for me". So she reaches in his pants and adjusts them, right in front of everyone. As soon as she's done,in walks a certain Lt who always hits on the ladies. He marches straight up to her, puts out his hand, "Hi, I'm Lt XXXX" and with a big smile on her face and a look at the other FFs, she shakes it with the same hand that was in the big guys shorts!

    The rest of the guys were bailing for the door so they could go outside and laugh. Of course Lt XXXX is standing there with the look like "What?"

    Priceless.

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    • #3
      I wasn't there but the Honorary Members still talk about it now and then.... In the early 70's we had a school fire on a Saturday. The small fire was contained and of course the school was empty at the time. During the overhaul one guy was missing. a search began and they found him sitting on the toilet in the washroom with his BA next to him on the floor but he still had his mask on. Not funny then,... but now makes a great story when they tell it.

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      • #4
        We had a call dispatched a few years ago as a transformer explosion. We found the transformer to be fine when we arrived on scene. Further investigation turned up a fried squirrel at the base of the power pole. Seems that the little guy was doing a high-wire act and touched something that he shouldn't have.

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        • #5
          About 15 years ago I was on a call for "a man with a bedspring stuck in his back". Our ambulance was dispatched and they requested the rescue truck. When we arrived on scene at a run down house trailer, a woman answered the door and pointed us down the hall, saying "he's down there". We entered the bedroom to find a man lying face up on a ratty old mattress, totally undressed, and "strategically" covered with a sheet. (Our crew was co-ed). Our patient told us that he had a bedspring stuck in his buttocks.

          We "extricated" him by cutting away the mattress with pocket knives and then cut the mattress wires and spring with a bolt cutter. Sure enough, one spring poked through the mattress & gone about 2-3" under the skin of one buttocks. We transported him face down to the hospital where they quickly removed the spring.

          The "mechanism of injury" turned out to be that the man and lady were enjoying an intimate moment and during a period of quick movement, the spring broke through the mattress and snagged him.

          We suggested that they invest in a new mattress.
          Proud to be honored with IACOJ membership. Blessed by TWO meals cooked by Cheffie - a true culinary goddess. Expressing my own views, not my organization's.

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          • #6
            Thats funny ohio! We had this guy stick a thermometer up his penis to keep it erect. It broke, and had to be surgically removed.
            Feel the Heat

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            • #7
              In my little town in Interior Alaska we have no law enforcement, so when any kind of s*it hits the fan, they call the FD.

              We had a call for a fight of 4 brothers, all over 21. We all know everybody (small town) so we didn't hesitate to go and officiate the fight. When we arrived we found the drunkest brother, also the instigator duct taped to a 4 wheeler ATV. They wrapped tape around his ankles, knees, chest w/arms included, then taped his wrists to the machine. It was the funniest thing I ever saw. We had to wait 1.5 hours for the state troopers to arrive. Meanwhile the duct tape guy was hollering and screaming for us to cut him loose. The other brothers got so sick of listening to him, so duct taped his mouth shut till the troopers arrived.

              Karen
              EMT-I
              Anderson, Alaska

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              • #8
                My police officer friend responded to a call at a high school wood shop. It seems that the boys had taken all of the crap that they wanted from the shop teacher. The shop has a wooden floor, so they fastened him to it. They held him down and nailed or stapled (I'm not sure which) his clothes to the floor and left him there. I wish that I could have seen him.

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                • #9
                  You know the difference between a fairy tale and a sea story,don't you?
                  A fairy tale begins "Once upon a time...."and a sea story starts"No sh** guys,this really happened."

                  Originally posted by gunnyv
                  I wasn't there, but I know it to be true:

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                  • #10
                    Well, this certainly wasn't a terribly funny call, but it reminds me of some of the mentality we deal with.

                    Dispatched to 123 xyz street for "illness." We make entry into a rundown apartment, and there is a 50 ish year old man sitting on his couch. You can tell immediatly he's not playing with a full deck. Well, he proceeds to tell us that he was watching television, and a commercial came on for whatever drug they where pushing this time. You know the commercials, the ones where the patient is surfing and mountain climbing and horseback riding. Well, in the commercial they list some symptoms, and state "if you have or have ever had these symptoms, you should contact medical personnel." Yep, you guessed it, he called 911. There was nothing wrong with the guy. I kind of felt bad for the guy, because he was SO slow upstairs we had difficulty explaining to him that he didn't need to go. Jeez.

                    First time I've ever heard somebody call 911 because "the tv told me too."
                    Last edited by Plattsfire2; 08-06-2005, 03:03 PM.

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                    • #11
                      We got called out for a trapped cat. Rolled our eyes and responded. On arrival we found a cat stuck in a toilet with his butt end into the drain and his nose just above water. Seems Little Johnny tried to flush him. A quick shutoff of the water and a tap of the axe and the toilet was removed from around the cat, no worse for wear. As we packed up the rig we heard the sounds of Little Johnnies lickin' echo through the neighborhood.

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                      • #12
                        More strange than funny.

                        We were on a structure fire with 2 acres burning behind it, and a 2 acre brush fire across town, when a 3rd call came in for a brush fire spreading fast. Good thing this third call was knocked down quick with just a couple guys, because that's about all we had left. The cause of the fire was determined to be from a fellow who was on a hammock reading a paper in the back yard of his apartment building. Suddenly, he really had to go bad, and didn't think he'd make it to the toilet, so decided to $h1t on his news paper. The idea was to roll it up and take it home, but, he quickly realized that the other people he was going to have to walk past were definitely going to know he was carrying the lump, sooo, you guessed it, he decided to incinerate it. He lit the paper on fire, and it quickly got away from him, so he attempted to beat the fire out with his hands. All he succeeded in doing is getting second degree burns on his hands and arms, and infecting himself with his own you know what. He was transported and made a full recovery, but is still not the sharpest crayola in the box.
                        There goes the neighborhood.

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                        • #13
                          One of our crew was on the roof of a 21 storie hi-rise when an extreem need to "void" came over him. Well, when you gotta go, so he did into one of the roof drains at the edge of the roof. About the time he, um, deployed his line, a news helicopter pops up from behind the building. Trying to make the best of a bad situation, he flashed a big smile and waved with his un-occupied hand.

                          We were pleased that this pieceof the film didnt make the 6PM news.
                          Fire Marshal/Safety Officer

                          IAAI-NFPA-IAFC/VCOS-Retired IAFF

                          "No his mind is not for rent, to any god or government"
                          RUSH-Tom Sawyer

                          Success is when skill meets opportunity
                          Failure is when fantasy meets reality

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by doughesson
                            You know the difference between a fairy tale and a sea story,don't you?
                            A fairy tale begins "Once upon a time...."and a sea story starts"No sh** guys,this really happened."
                            The red neck version starts off with, "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this sh**."
                            Steve Gallagher
                            IACOJ BOT
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                            "I don't apologize for anything. When I make a mistake, I take the blame and go on from there." - Woody Hayes

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                            • #15
                              We had a Woman who was low on blood sugar, we respond with the medics and show up to find this lady going crazy. Her family is freaked out because shes screaming and yelling that she won't eat anything because her son died. The family said he died over a year ago, anyway we hold her down so the medics can put in a line and give her glucose. I take one of her legs, (we all took a limb she was big) Shes screaming and kicking and yelling then she stops completly, smiles and she farts! She looks up at me and goes "oops, I farted" We all died laughing.

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