What Kind of Paper is in your library?

[FIREFLY2420]

Need I say More?

Take this and run Fellas!!

Just a little humor!!

We use the "3M" brand. I think it is about a 400 Grit.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

[mongofire_99]

I pamper myself....

I bring my own Charmin.

The standard issue of the house is some kind of industrial John Wayne stuff on big rolls. I hate that thing. No serations to make the paper tear easy and when you give a good tug to tear it but do it wrong, it spools out onto the floor.

[ggtruckie]

oh but wait, what about those damn "lockers" for the toliet paper you know the ones where u need a key to replace it, and there is supposed to be a second roll that drops down after you use the first one, well yea they get stuck sometimes. i dont know why people think that the paper is that valuable that we need a safe to house it.

[DeputyChiefGonzo]

The City purchases a quality soft two ply paper for our facilities. We have the two roll paper dispenser at Headquarters, but you always have to check if the rolls have been replaced, because

"It's uncivilized to sit in your own rancid vapor, just because there's no toilet paper..."

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[mongofire_99]

"Sorry, I can't spare a square..."

[Truckman22122]

I usually go get some sandpaper from the shop...it's much less abrasive then the rolls of stuff that we have.

[firemed9]

we would be better off using sand paper

[N2DFire]

You Guys got paper ?!?!?

All we got is a teeney tiny "one holer" with a small window and a tree growing outside!

(Which means you better bring your own copy of the Sears & Roebuck after fall of the year bud)

Seriously though - after a recent remodel we now have 2 seperate "one holers" and a good supply of corn cobs ina basket beside each. (Speaking of which - 100 bonus points if anyone knows when & why you use a white corn cob instead of a red one)


*LMAO* - Nice topic FireFly.

Take Care - Stay Safe - God Bless
Stephen
FF/Paramedic

[DeputyChiefGonzo]

In an attempt to get the 100 bomnus points from N2D Fire...

would the answer be a hemmerhoid check?

[enginecappy]

Mongo...I can't believe you don't have a square to spare.....

Much like the rest of you folks....our TP is a cut above a newspaper....which I think might actually be an improvment....with the exception of the ink leaving a stain

I guess the ink would be better than sumthin else.

[MIKEYLIKESIT]

I THINK IT WAS THE LAST DIRECTIVE FROM CITY HALL

[Tanker06]

I'm with Mongo.... I bring my own! I make sure that I have *at least* one roll in my duty bag. It definitely beats the questionable quality of whatever is on sale at Price Costco last week.

[CoopDog]

You guys have it all wrong. I am happy we have bad paper. I bring my own and use it to barter. For 3 squares of Charmin I can get a box of ego's. For 5 squares, ohh my, thats worth a bag of chips, two diet cokes and a package of stay puff marshmellows.

[mongofire_99]

Hook-n-Can

I can't believe you don't have a square to spare.....

Well, just one. Use it wisely.

CoopDog

For 3 squares of Charmin I can get a box of ego's.

You got guys that will trade their ego's for TP?

Oh, you mean Eggo's.

For 5 squares, ohh my, thats worth a bag of chips, two diet cokes and a package of stay puff marshmellows.

A bag of chips, stay puff marshmallows and diet cokes...

Just wondering, are you the kinda guy that goes to Burger King and orders two whoppers, jumbo fries and a diet coke?

[NFD270]

[ 12-17-2001: Message edited by: Adam Spencer ]