The DC Fire Chief, Ronnie Few was screaming on the radio today for the haz-mat unit, after someone on an Amtrak train coming into union station noticed white powder on a seat and told a conductor who told the fire cheef who happened to be in the station. Ironicaly, he put the unit back into service less than a month ago so that can run suspicious packages and white powder from dawn to dusk and then half the night. The conversation sounded like dis':
"Fire Cheef to communications send me da Haze Mat Unit immediately to the Union Station!"
Communications: "Uh, what's the nature of the emergency Chief?"
Fire Cheef: "I have da antrax train coming in!"
...Chug-a, chug-a, choo, choo
"Fire Cheef to communications send me da Haze Mat Unit immediately to the Union Station!"
Communications: "Uh, what's the nature of the emergency Chief?"
Fire Cheef: "I have da antrax train coming in!"
...Chug-a, chug-a, choo, choo

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