An Israeli friend recently informed me that the UK fought the Islamic
terrorist attacks by burying the criminals with a pig. Apparently the
Islamic belief is that if ones' body is buried with a pig (because
they are considered unclean) their soul will go to hell. I did a little
research into this subject matter and found it to be true.
This got me thinking. If we put a baby pig on every airline flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell. Additionally, if we drop shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs into Afghanistan I think our recon and assault efforts may be more successful. Apparently Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs A LOT!
They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike their water
supply with a few thousand of gallons of "While Lighting", get them
drunk and turn the pigs loose. The war would be over in a weekend.
Just a thought.'
terrorist attacks by burying the criminals with a pig. Apparently the
Islamic belief is that if ones' body is buried with a pig (because
they are considered unclean) their soul will go to hell. I did a little
research into this subject matter and found it to be true.
This got me thinking. If we put a baby pig on every airline flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell. Additionally, if we drop shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs into Afghanistan I think our recon and assault efforts may be more successful. Apparently Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs A LOT!
They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike their water
supply with a few thousand of gallons of "While Lighting", get them
drunk and turn the pigs loose. The war would be over in a weekend.
Just a thought.'
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