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  • Top Ten List of things that Jake the Hose Monkey Schould do when he gets Older

    NUMBER TEN (10)

    Start Med. In School in South Pole.....

  • #2
    Number (9) Run around pulling fire alarms in all public city buildings....just for the fun and curiousity of seeing how long it really takes his dept. to get there.
    Adam Spencer
    Cadet Firefighter/First Responder
    Nixa Fire District
    Nixa MO 65714

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    • #3
      (8) Tattoo "Dis Monkey Fights Far" on his arm.

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      • #4
        (7) Head a committee to get a Breakfast Pumper to go along with their Supper Pumper
        IACOJ Agitator
        Fightin' Da Man Since '78!

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        • #5
          (6) Open up a shop where he can fix those dangblasted waterhammers when they break.

          Ed Brando
          I.A.C.O.J.-Member

          "The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits".-Albert Einstien

          "If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door"-Milton Berle

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          • #6
            (5) Finally get the chief to tell him why he always gets stuck driving the pedal car to fires
            Tom
            The Fire Service ... where there is a right way, a wrong way, the Chief's way, the Deputy's way, the Captain's way, the Lieutenant's way ....

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            • #7
              number(4) Join forces with E-ONE sux *** and buy Federal Signal Corperation.

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              • #8
                num.3 get a real job on a real company fighting real fire


                [ 09-06-2001: Message edited by: ff21 ]
                2197 10-8<br />stay safe have fun stay healthy<br />
                nc firefighter/emt-d
                RFB-FTM

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                • #9
                  number 2,

                  realize that there IS an edit button to correct replys on the firehouse.com forums section.

                  psst, Capt. . . . 'SHOULD do when he gets older''
                  May God bless all the people and families who have lost
                  their lives on 9-11-01, to those also lost on Flight 587, and to the rescuers who responded to both.

                  "I'm not saying it's right, i'm just saying (the way it is)."

                  FDNY-EMS - Still New York's Best!

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                  • #10
                    What the hell is a 'supper pumper"?

                    and... become a Firehouse.com Web Team member!!!
                    "Cigarette Butts on the floor have more time than YOU!!"

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                    • #11
                      How about,
                      Enter a fire department sponsored demolition derby, show he can run all the cars off the road he wants to.
                      1261 Truckie

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                      • #12
                        Seek professional help?????
                        Bless all of our Fallen Brothers and Sisters. You will not be forgotten

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                        • #13
                          Get a job being one of them there folks that tells them there Polititian folks what them there Firemen folks want them to do while them there politiatian type folks are doing what them there Politiatian type folks do. or Get a job like that there Captain Kirk guy had doing that there Rescue 911 show. Boy there were always lots of folks needing 911 during that there half hour 911 show. i wonder how they knew when them there folks were going to call them there 911 folks. I wonder if they'll ever do a 411 show like they did that there 911 show.
                          Maybe he could get a job showing us Firemen type folks how to use one of them watterhammer gizmos. Boy they sound really complicated no wonder you have to be a Captain to have one. Maybe some day I'll be a aptain so I can have one too.

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                          • #14
                            Ask his mother why she let him eat paint chips as a child.

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                            • #15
                              Now come on you guys..be nice! We've all been sent to the storeroom as probies for such things as:
                              -100 feet of shoreline.
                              -A can of prop wash.
                              -No? Then how about a can of striped paint?
                              -..And get a sky hook while you're there.
                              -Left handed monkey wrench.
                              -Sailboat fuel for training.
                              -A spare carburator for the diesel generator.

                              There is no doubt that you have to have a thick hide in this business! I did like the one about the breakfast pumper though!!

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