Hi Gang! It must be time for a new emergency services joke page, is it not? Anyway, our dept has a function coming up, and I was looking to see what new material might be out there. I'll start with one that some may already know:
The fire phone rings in the office and the chief quickly picks it up:
"Firehall!"
"Boys..." says the caller "ma house is a burnin up, ya gotta come put it out!"
"How do we get there?" Says the chief, with pencil in hand.
There was a dramatic pause, and then the caller finally says:
"Don't ya still have those big red trucks?"
Yeah, I know, don't quit my day job. Anyway I look forward to hearing some new ones, or some old ones I missed before.
Play Safe Ya'll. Pat

[ 08-17-2001: Message edited by: PEI Pat ]
The fire phone rings in the office and the chief quickly picks it up:
"Firehall!"
"Boys..." says the caller "ma house is a burnin up, ya gotta come put it out!"
"How do we get there?" Says the chief, with pencil in hand.
There was a dramatic pause, and then the caller finally says:
"Don't ya still have those big red trucks?"
Yeah, I know, don't quit my day job. Anyway I look forward to hearing some new ones, or some old ones I missed before.
Play Safe Ya'll. Pat


[ 08-17-2001: Message edited by: PEI Pat ]