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  • johnny46
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    Originally posted by snowball View Post
    Was the Land Rover union made?
    It was factory made.

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  • tajm611
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    No, by it's British, so we can't buy it. You have to buy Mexican/Canadian built dodge rams, or Japanese component filled gm's not american built tundras or bmws. AMURKA! GITURDUN

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  • snowball
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    Was the Land Rover union made?

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  • ChiefKN
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    Originally posted by FWDbuff View Post
    A man in ABERDEEN buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.

    After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.

    The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.

    Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.

    Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. "Try again" he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up again, does his thing, drive home, and falls listlessly into bed.

    The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn."
    Now that is funny right there....

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  • DeputyChiefGonzo
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    Originally posted by fwdbuff View Post
    a man in aberdeen buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.

    After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.

    The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his land rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.

    Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the land rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.

    Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. "try again" he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up again, does his thing, drive home, and falls listlessly into bed.

    The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. No," she says, "they're all in the land rover, and one of them is beeping the horn."
    rotflmao!!!!

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  • FWDbuff
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    A man in ABERDEEN buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.

    After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.

    The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.

    Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.

    Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. "Try again" he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up again, does his thing, drive home, and falls listlessly into bed.

    The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn."

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  • DeputyChiefGonzo
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    Originally posted by Whocares View Post
    I drive a Land Rover...
    LR2 or LR4?

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  • DeputyChiefGonzo
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    Originally posted by fireinfo10 View Post
    Or worn an SCBA/saw/ax in many years? Or in industry picked up an wrench/hammer/other tool. That is productivly contributed to anything. Living off the fat of the land.
    Like the executives know what the foxtrot happens on the factory floors, in the lower management offices, in the sales offices or on the retail levels for their products..; living off the blood ,sweat and tears of those below them... and getting rewarded whether they bringing the $$$$$$ or get the golden parachute for fracking up royally and running the company into the ground...

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  • Whocares
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    I drive a Land Rover...

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  • RFDACM02
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    Originally posted by ChiefKN View Post
    I think thats a reach. If you are comfortable with the salaries that these Union folks get, then thats fine. There is no denying what they make.

    http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/1186...3/unions_1.htm
    That's clearly not apples to apples. Labor Union employees are not the same as "typical" unionized employees. Many unions pay to have quality people in positions of regional or national office, not so different from private companies.

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  • fireinfo10
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    Originally posted by DeputyChiefGonzo View Post
    They are in national offices... much like the CEO's of major corporations, except that they don't make million$ and don't have stock options up the wazoo... there is no denying what they make, either.
    Or worn an SCBA/saw/ax in many years? Or in industry picked up an wrench/hammer/other tool. That is productivly contributed to anything. Living off the fat of the land.

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  • FyredUp
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    Originally posted by DeputyChiefGonzo View Post
    They are in national offices... much like the CEO's of major corporations, except that they don't make million$ and don't have stock options up the wazoo... there is no denying what they make, either.
    AND they don't have golden parachutes where if they fail they get multi-million dollar buyouts or bonuses. Even in years when the work force is forced to make concessions some top corporate CEOs are still getting multi-million dollar bonuses. Even during the BAILOUTS some were still getting bonuses.

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  • DeputyChiefGonzo
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    Originally posted by ChiefKN View Post
    I think thats a reach. If you are comfortable with the salaries that these Union folks get, then thats fine. There is no denying what they make.

    http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/1186...3/unions_1.htm
    They are in national offices... much like the CEO's of major corporations, except that they don't make million$ and don't have stock options up the wazoo... there is no denying what they make, either.

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  • ChiefKN
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    Originally posted by DeputyChiefGonzo View Post
    A "jab and joke"?

    More like a match into a puddle of gasoline to further an argument....
    I think thats a reach. If you are comfortable with the salaries that these Union folks get, then thats fine. There is no denying what they make.

    http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/1186...3/unions_1.htm

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  • FyredUp
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    Originally posted by DeputyChiefGonzo View Post
    A "jab and joke"?

    More like a match into a puddle of gasoline to further an argument....
    And that is the tactic of those that have run out of anything credible to support their side.

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