Hello-new

[Fire_Off]

Just wanted to say High. I'm new from western Kansas by the Colorado state line. Been in the service going on 19 years. 1st time on a forum. Small town pop. 600.

[FFSKPII]

My family's from out there and I often come out to pheasant hunt...what town?

[johnny46]

You can have the "g" and the "h" back.

[snowball]

Hello, I would like to take this opportunity as FH.com's unofficial welcome wagon, to make this statement to you.

FH.com nor any of it's members shall be held accountable for any of the following.

Hurt feelings.
Anger towards other posters.
Headache.
Anxiety.
Toe fungus
Explosive diarrhea.
Divorce.
Broken computer parts.
Eye gouge.
Insurance rates.
Apple bag rupture.
Dry socket.
Rope burn.
Country music ear drum explosions.
Catscratch fever.
Fecal matters.
Draft dodging.
Nosebleeds.
Anklehippalitis.
Cheese fingers.
Tazer shots.
Announcer voice.
Stapled scrotum.
Ear wax.
Left handedness.
Limping.
Infertility.
Drooling.
Toothache.
Spincter spasms.
Coin tosses.
Bad driver license pictures.
Duck trampling.
Penile necrosis.
Weather.
Empty kegs.
Skidmarks.
Fits of laughter.
Old people.
Flat tires.
Spoiled milk.
Termites.
Lottery losses.
Enima mishaps.
Bad cologne.
Knee jerk reactions.
Dog do doo.
Hair line recedeing.
Missed relatives.
Murder.
Police brutality.
Claim jumping.
Sock puppeting.
Pillaging.
Neck warts.
Paper cuts.
Infected paper cuts.
Bad driving directions.
Multiple wives.
Missed busses.
Fashion fopas.
Rotten beard.
Wrinkled money.
Toilet splashback.
Gas prices.
Pants peeing.
Saddle soreness.
Chokeholds.
Oppressed feelings.
Mud butt.
Dog bites.
Twisted sisters.
Mom jokes.
NFL overload.
And especially bad advice.

So with that, I'd like to welcome you to the forums.

[ChathamVFD9921]

Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!

[rm1524]

Snowball -
Is the skidmarks in the shorts, on the road, or drivers choice?

[GTRider245]

You forgot eneven tire wear.

[johnny46]

Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet Quetzacoatl's gym socks, tell me that's your real life picture.

[pipeman_shortname]

i have found a way

[ChathamVFD9921]

Sweet Quetzacoatl's gym socks, tell me that's your real life picture.

Maybe

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[snowball]

i have found a way

You may have found a way, but you didn't invent a way.

[LVFD301]

i have found a way

But have you found THE way?

[pipeman_shortname]

dedicated to snowball

You may have found a way, but you didn't invent a way.

true. but! a very ingenious, and indigenous man from the east did.

you asked me earlier to open the vault, but alas, teh thread was locked. here is the way...




can you spot it?




can you see it now...




color vision!







to continue with our previous dialog and to also answer LVFD; yes, I've found THE way.

basically, I can't turn one way or the other without hitting a joint that sells these.

[tny1771]

8th, or 9th and...? or that general area? what a hoot.

[snowball]

Ha haa! I may have to try one of those waff...fwaff...flwaff...things. I heard they're made with chickpeas.