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Hey guys! I'm a 9 month old baby and my parents keep putting this funny looking dinosaur in front of me. It makes these noises that go Rawwwr and Gurwarrr and I like it a lot. My brother, who said he played with dinosaurs, said they are real. I'm having a hard time understanding him though because I don't comprehend English yet as I'm just a baby. So my question is this: Are dinosaurs real and if they are, do you think they would have used a pistol grip or not? Also, do you think they would have used leather or plastic helmets? Also, do you think they would have formed a union or not? Also, do you think they would prefer volunteer work or career work? Also, do you think they would have used blue lights or yellow lights? Thanks for all your input! I'm just a baby trying to learn. LOL LMFA OMG BRB AIDS CPAP and all that. Here is a youtube video on the matter
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That's funny right there..... Sad thing is I actually remember that T.V. show. LMAO."Be LOUD, Be PROUD..... It just might save your can someday when goin' through an intersection!!!!!"
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Not the MAMA!
Originally posted by rpferry View Post
Not the MAMA! lol.
TGIF! It's Friday night and the mood is right, TGIF! Friday nights were complete, 8PM started the magic and you were set. Name that show from TGIF: Did I do that? Ya got any cheese?
Or, you must remember, you got it DUDE! or.... I come from the Greek Island of Mypos!
I've got to say, I died when I read your random internet acronyms turn into AIDS and CPAP! That killed me. My kind of humor.
Nicely done! BTW, I love a good parody.Comment
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Q: Are dinosaurs real?Originally posted by rpferry View Post
A: Yes, they are.
Q: Would they have used a pistol grip or not?
A: No. They lacked the manual dexterity.
Q: Would they have used leather or plastic helmets?
A: Plastic hadn't been invented yet. Cows hadn't been invented yet, either, so they most likely would have used dragon hide. Dragons are real, too.
Q: Would they have formed a union or not?
A: See the following question.
Q: Would they prefer volunteer work or career work?
A: Only the carnivorous dinosaurs could fight fires. The herbivores were too passive to get involved with all that activity. The carnivores had no need for money, since they could easily take whatever they wanted. Since they would take whatever they wanted, they also had no need for unions.
Q: Would they have used blue lights or yellow lights?
A: They probably would have used yellow lights. Dinosaur eyes are thought to have been similar to modern avian eyes, and birds have more cones sensitive to this color range than any other. If dinosaur eyes were in fact similar, they would also have been more sensitive to yellow than blue.-Justin J. "JJR512" Rebbert
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*head-desk*Originally posted by JJR512 View Post"You see things and you ask, 'Why'? I dream of things that never were and I say, 'Why not'?
"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place."
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Relax. I was joking.Originally posted by CdnFD24 View Post
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Speaking of Dinosaurs, what about those other TGIF shows...
Originally posted by JJR512 View PostRelax. I was joking.
JJR,
From the other thread, I see you have a good taste in comedy...I'm betting you know you're pop culture as well. You remember Perfect Strangers on TGIF?
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I remember it, though to be honest, I didn't watch it. I know I've seen bits and pieces of a few episodes, nothing I remember specifically, but I'm pretty sure I usually didn't watch the show. I was a teenager at the time. I'm not sure what I was doing then, if I was watching something else or what.Originally posted by Firehouse_Chick View PostJJR,
From the other thread, I see you have a good taste in comedy...I'm betting you know you're pop culture as well. You remember Perfect Strangers on TGIF?-Justin J. "JJR512" Rebbert
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Ughhhh....that backfired in a big way.Greater love has no man than to lay his life down for a friend.Comment
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Firehouse_Morale_officer is not a female or a child, So don't feel bad, Scarecrow has a nack for twisting things to his advantage.Originally posted by rpferry View PostStay Safe
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Could there be a young elopement in the near future?
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Haha, drinks are on me for this one
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For a while there it look to be a great troll trap...Originally posted by rpferry View PostComment
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