If you can drink beer and do it, then...

[ubshockey]

its not a sport.

1)golf and softball

don't even bother with darts and pool

I tried it playing hockey and was almost killed, therefore hockey is a sport

[mvfd27]

its not a sport.

1)golf and softball

don't even bother with darts and pool

I tried it playing hockey and was almost killed, therefore hockey is a sport

So then one could add fishing and bowling to the not a sport list????:D:D:D:D

[doughesson]

From the comedy of Tim Wilson:
"Golf is a sissy sport.And I'm sure you're all better than me.Anything an 88 year old man can whip me at isn't even a sport.Dammit if you can't get your nose broke at it,it's a game......"

[ndvfdff33]

I tried it playing hockey and was almost killed, therefore hockey is a sport

How did you almost get killed?? It's not that hard to drink and play hockey. I've done it for a while.


Hmmm I wonder if thats saying something.:confused: :D

[Dave1983]

that beer is standard golfing equipment? :p

[ndvfdff33]

that beer is standard golfing equipment? :p

Except don't drink and drive on the golf course either. The staff do not enjoy fishing a golf cart out of the pond.

[eaglesrule1024]

How did you almost get killed?? It's not that hard to drink and play hockey. I've done it for a while.


Hmmm I wonder if thats saying something.:confused: :D


lol i guess he hasnt been to adult hockey aka beer league hockey...some people even play better when drinkin which is hard to figure out sometimes...I have yet to ref adult hockey. Have done everything up to Junior B

Rob

[ndvfdff33]

lol i guess he hasnt been to adult hockey aka beer league hockey...some people even play better when drinkin which is hard to figure out sometimes...I have yet to ref adult hockey. Have done everything up to Junior B

Rob

I guess not. Instead of having water bottles on the bench I used to have a bottle of beer. Beer league was ALWAYS a good time, if not at least a good laugh!

[eaglesrule1024]

I guess not. Instead of having water bottles on the bench I used to have a bottle of beer. Beer league was ALWAYS a good time, if not at least a good laugh!

Without a doubt. Ive even seen pre-game beering and water bottles filled with beer. I love the guys who cant hold their own and all they do is fall or the guy that throws up. oh and cant forget the fights!!!

Rob

[Dave1983]

Except don't drink and drive on the golf course either. The staff do not enjoy fishing a golf cart out of the pond.

Funny you mention that...:eek: :o

[ndvfdff33]

Without a doubt. Ive even seen pre-game beering and water bottles filled with beer. I love the guys who cant hold their own and all they do is fall or the guy that throws up. oh and cant forget the fights!!!

Rob

LOL. They are definitely a riot. Just never mix beer,hockey and chew. That can turn into a nasty little mess.:eek:


Funny you mention that...

Have experiance with this as well I'm assuming.?

[voyager9]

What about rugby? That seems to be the exception to the rule. Rugby without Beer is like fishing.. without beer.

[ndvfdff33]

What about rugby? That seems to be the exception to the rule. Rugby without Beer is like fishing.. without beer.

Wow how could I have passed over rugby. Rugby is one of the only sports you almost HAVE to be in the bag to play.

[ubshockey]

How did you almost get killed?? It's not that hard to drink and play hockey. I've done it for a while.


Hmmm I wonder if thats saying something.:confused: :D

Was playing in a tournament in Switzerland. Five days, seven games and out hootin' and hollerin' every night. I was either drunk or hungover every game. Finally, during the face off for the last game a very large German leaned over and said, "I saw you in disco last night, I won't hit you". If he had hit me that game, I probably would have fell over dead.

[MalahatTwo7]

How did you almost get killed?? It's not that hard to drink and play hockey. I've done it for a while.


Hmmm I wonder if thats saying something.:confused: :D

Nah, it just proves that you really are from the "Great White North" LOL :D
Speaking of which, I am in Ottawa at the moment. Just got in at 9pm Wed... but wont be here long. Just long enough to correct a problem that I created, and then back south again. Which hopefully will be by Thursday evening. If not, then I will be in Ottawa until sometime Friday... :( Got a great hotel room though - more like a full suite. 99.00 a night, for a full kitchen, dining room/living room and a HUGE king size bed, with full internet (free) access. Gotta love it! :D:D

[ndvfdff33]

Nah, it just proves that you really are from the "Great White North" LOL :D
Speaking of which, I am in Ottawa at the moment. Just got in at 9pm Wed... but wont be here long. Just long enough to correct a problem that I created, and then back south again. Which hopefully will be by Thursday evening. If not, then I will be in Ottawa until sometime Friday... :( Got a great hotel room though - more like a full suite. 99.00 a night, for a full kitchen, dining room/living room and a HUGE king size bed, with full internet (free) access. Gotta love it! :D:D

Exactly my friend. As well it shows I'm from the East. I mean everyone knows Maritimers can drink, probably because it's pretty much the only thing too do!:eek:


Hopefully you get it all cleared up and get back south. Don't have to spend so much time in Ottawa then!

Was playing in a tournament in Switzerland. Five days, seven games and out hootin' and hollerin' every night. I was either drunk or hungover every game. Finally, during the face off for the last game a very large German leaned over and said, "I saw you in disco last night, I won't hit you". If he had hit me that game, I probably would have fell over dead.

He probaby wouldn't of had to hit you. Just the site of him coming towards you, you'd of passed out!:D

[voyager9]

Speaking of which, I am in Ottawa at the moment. Just got in at 9pm Wed... but wont be here long.

Aren't you required to go North at least three times a year just to maintain the accent? Stop doing that and pretty soon you start sounding like a true Virginian :D.

[hwoods]

Aren't you required to go North at least three times a year just to maintain the accent? Stop doing that and pretty soon you start sounding like a true Virginian :D.


Boy, You got that right!!............:eek: :eek: :D :D :D

[hwoods]

Nothing like a cooler full of cold Bud Light and........

[RoughRider]

Funny you mention that...:eek: :o


Don't mean to hijack the thread but: Once, I threw my bag into a pond after missing an Eagle putt and walk directly off the course to my car. It was there I realized that I left my keys and wallet in my bag. I picked off a few leeches after that swim.

[MalahatTwo7]

Was playing in a tournament in Switzerland. Five days, seven games and out hootin' and hollerin' every night. I was either drunk or hungover every game. Finally, during the face off for the last game a very large German leaned over and said, "I saw you in disco last night, I won't hit you". If he had hit me that game, I probably would have fell over dead.

HEY!!!! That sounds like my team (and most of the others too) when at the (Admin) Logistics Curling Bonspiels. heheheheeeee :D:D I dont think I've ever played in a bonspiel, in a sober frame of mind. Although I never had a German suggest that he might hit me for being at a disco. However, I did get sworn at in 5 different languages when I ran over - and I mean OVER - 6 of them when skiing in the Troodos Mountains of Cyprus. Funny thing that. It was the last time I ever put those stupid 8 foot 2x4's on my feet. From what my buddy said, it looked like 10 pin bowling :p :D

[RoughRider]

He probaby wouldn't of had to hit you. Just the site of him coming towards you, you'd of passed out

Or puked on his skates!:eek:

[ubshockey]

HEY!!!! That sounds like my team (and most of the others too) when at the (Admin) Logistics Curling Bonspiels. heheheheeeee :D:D I dont think I've ever played in a bonspiel, in a sober frame of mind. Although I never had a German suggest that he might hit me for being at a disco. However, I did get sworn at in 5 different languages when I ran over - and I mean OVER - 6 of them when skiing in the Troodos Mountains of Cyprus. Funny thing that. It was the last time I ever put those stupid 8 foot 2x4's on my feet. From what my buddy said, it looked like 10 pin bowling :p :D

Did they drape beach towels over the seats of the ski lifts so they could be first ones on the mountain. Every vacation I've ever been on, German tourists get up at some ungodly hour to drape Dinkelacker Beer beach towels over pool lounge chairs to claim them as their own. If I'm up at 5, thenn they're up at 4...if I'm up at 4, then they're up at 3, and so on.:D

[McKeesportJeff]

Playing net in hockey means I usually don't drink. But when the guys skating out drink it makes me look that much better! Hooray BEER!:D

[ubshockey]

Congratulations on the little guys. Caring for them now probably seems difficult but, trust me, it gets easier. Then it gets really difficult, usually when they start walking, which leads to running.

You will have so much fun watching them grow up!! Enjoy them!!

[MalahatTwo7]

Did they drape beach towels over the seats of the ski lifts so they could be first ones on the mountain. Every vacation I've ever been on, German tourists get up at some ungodly hour to drape Dinkelacker Beer beach towels over pool lounge chairs to claim them as their own. If I'm up at 5, thenn they're up at 4...if I'm up at 4, then they're up at 3, and so on.:D

Ya know. I don't recall. That was 19 years ago. :eek: All I can remember aside from running into them is that I started on the far right side of the hill, and they had gone down the left - just a bunny hill - LOL and I had to traverse the only open patch of gravel and steadily shift (VERY unintentionally I might add) left. I also remember that it was 23 December 1988 and the first day of skiing, and it was foggy at the top. I turned in my skis and sat in the lounge for the next hour until my buddy who was still skiing to come back.

[doughesson]

"Church League Softball Fistfight,gettin' washed in the blood on a Tuesday night.What would Jesus do,Lord he wouldn' do that,knock the Hell out of a preacher with a softball bat.
Well,the Swingin' Shepherds from the Church of the Savior were tied with the Sourwood Church of Christ,an example of some highly unholy behavior,in a game that had already been protested twicet.
Somethin' unbiblical must have been said for them to be aimin' heat at a minister's head.Clockin' the clergy ain't the thing to do but neither's a high hard one on a 0 and 2.
Church league.softball.fistfight.Roll in round the bleachers 'neath the left field lights,it just don't look right for nice people from the Church and the Sunday School class to trade the cup of brotherhood for a can of whoop ass.
To trade the cup of brotherhood for a can of whoop ass."
From the comedy of Tim Wilson.
This song became a theme for my old department during one softball game where one of our Chaplains was pitching.Fortunately,he's got a sense of humor otherwise the guy that brought the CD to the game would be in BIG trouble.