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polecat
01-03-2007, 03:07 PM
It's hard to believe that my dept will soon be issuing gaunch. I guess the city was concerned that to many calender boys were strutting around the dorm in "banana hammocks"? As much as i like free stuff, they decided are "twig and berries",would be best served wearing boxers. I dont know about you, but boxer shorts give me as much support for the "twins",as a mini skirt would. (not that i would know). Things have sure changed since i started 25 yrs. ago. I remember this one studly fellow who would hang his bunker pants and boots around his morning "wood", on his way to the shower. For me , a wet towel was my limit.
CaptainGonzo
01-03-2007, 04:50 PM
Boxer briefs: the best of both worlds.
I remember this one studly fellow who would hang his bunker pants and boots around his morning "wood", on his way to the shower. For me , a wet towel was my limit.
Two questions:
1. Was his name "Dirk Diggler"? :D
2. Why were you looking? :eek:
WaterbryVTfire
01-03-2007, 05:07 PM
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WaterbryVTfire
01-03-2007, 05:09 PM
I remember this one studly fellow who would hang his bunker pants and boots around his morning "wood", on his way to the shower. For me , a wet towel was my limit.
I knew you canucks did things a little differently up there...
BUT DAMN!!!:eek: :eek:
polecat
01-03-2007, 06:12 PM
Boxer briefs: the best of both worlds.
Two questions:
1. Was his name "Dirk Diggler"? :D
2. Why were you looking? :eek:
1.Actually no,he was a lad by the name of Will Knotts Big Willie to his friends
2.Are you kidding! It's not every day you see that kind of talent. something to definately share with the grandkids one day.
rangercap
01-03-2007, 07:39 PM
I think I'm gonna need more options, guys! :D
nmfire
01-03-2007, 08:09 PM
Are the boxers red, safety green, or safety yellow?
FWDbuff
01-03-2007, 08:20 PM
I'm with the Good Captain....Errrrr, Ahhhhh.....Ass Chief- BOXER BRIEFS.
And as for polecat- "Boner, Ehh?" :D
KenNFD1219
01-03-2007, 08:31 PM
This may get interesting
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f390/kennfd/CatChair.gif
E229Lt
01-03-2007, 09:27 PM
This may get interesting
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f390/kennfd/CatChair.gif
Is commando an option?
RspctFrmCalgary
01-03-2007, 10:24 PM
Check this thread out, polecat ....
http://forums.firehouse.com/showthread.php?t=84985&highlight=boxers
CaptainGonzo
01-03-2007, 10:31 PM
I'm with the Good Captain....Errrrr, Ahhhhh.....Ass Chief- BOXER BRIEFS.
And as for polecat- "Boner, Ehh?" :D
Not an "ass chief".. Deputy in 10 days! ;)
KenNFD1219
01-03-2007, 10:45 PM
Not an "ass chief".. Deputy in 10 days! ;)When I was Assistant Chief I once wore a department issued T-Shirt that had "Asst. Chief" on the left chest over the department logo. When I wore my white uniform shirt, the piece of material that reinforces the badge holes whould block out the "T. " and show the world that I was indeed the Ass Chief.
I soon changed to plain white t-shirts under my uniform shirt.
RFRDxplorer
01-03-2007, 11:00 PM
Boxer briefs here.........boxers occasionally.
DaSharkie
01-03-2007, 11:09 PM
Not an "ass chief".. Deputy in 10 days! ;)
So does that mean that the good Captain must buy another new leather in white? ;)
You better take it to the MFA and roll it around in the hay to get it soiled so you don't get your stones busted too much.
Catch22
01-03-2007, 11:16 PM
1.Actually no,he was a lad by the name of Will Knotts Big Willie to his friends
2.Are you kidding! It's not every day you see that kind of talent. something to definately share with the grandkids one day.
Come one, surely I'm not the first one to get a laugh out of the irony that his nickname was "Big Willie." Or am I the first that couldn't resist the urge to point it out. :D
polecat
01-04-2007, 01:07 PM
O.M.G.! I never new why he had that "handle" until you pointed that out. I should of figured that one out. Any idea why his wife is fondly referred to as "Big Virginia"?
SSHANK42
01-04-2007, 05:06 PM
And who is going to be the poor S.O.B. to check for complaince?
SSHANK42
01-04-2007, 05:08 PM
And who is going to be the poor S.O.B. to check for compliance? Double post. Sorry. How the hell do I delete one of them?
RspctFrmCalgary
01-04-2007, 05:37 PM
O.M.G.! I never new why he had that "handle" until you pointed that out. I should of figured that one out. Any idea why his wife is fondly referred to as "Big Virginia"?
OMG is right!!! :eek: :p Bad polecat, bad! ;)
polecat
01-05-2007, 07:30 AM
OMG is right!!! :eek: :p Bad polecat, bad! ;)
I just hate to point this out, but "big willie" was my kicker,"will knotts" was the punch line. You may not be familiar with those pesky cling ons being a lady. I'd put a happy face here,but don't know how to.
RspctFrmCalgary
01-05-2007, 09:57 AM
I just hate to point this out, but "big willie" was my kicker,"will knotts" was the punch line. You may not be familiar with those pesky cling ons being a lady. I'd put a happy face here,but don't know how to.
Any idea why his wife is fondly referred to as "Big Virginia"?
It was THIS part that I was referring to in my "OMG" comment :D :D LOL
MalahatTwo7
01-05-2007, 05:12 PM
I knew you canucks did things a little differently up there...
BUT DAMN!!!
Ya, but only the folks from Vancouver area are like that. Something to do with the water I think..... The rest of us are pretty "normal". ;)
HenryChan
01-06-2007, 06:14 PM
Is commando an option?
Too much chafing.
Dave1983
01-07-2007, 02:10 PM
Briefs here. Boxers feel like Im wearing shorts under my pants. Yuck! :p
ffemtPAJ
01-07-2007, 02:29 PM
What are they going to issue to the women? Actually, I have a story to add here. One morning I was showering at the firehouse and the tones dropped almost as soon as I got out. I threw some clean clothes on and raced out the door. When I got back, I noticed the inmate work crew had been by and cleaned the building. After going to the bathroom to retrieve my dirty clothes and bag I had left, I realized that the money was gone from my pants pocket and my underwear was missing. And, of course, I had to file a report. I loved the look on the Captain's face when he asked me to "describe the missing item.":eek: :D
CaptainGonzo
01-07-2007, 03:41 PM
What are they going to issue to the women? Actually, I have a story to add here. One morning I was showering at the firehouse and the tones dropped almost as soon as I got out. I threw some clean clothes on and raced out the door. When I got back, I noticed the inmate work crew had been by and cleaned the building. After going to the bathroom to retrieve my dirty clothes and bag I had left, I realized that the money was gone from my pants pocket and my underwear was missing. And, of course, I had to file a report. I loved the look on the Captain's face when he asked me to "describe the missing item.":eek: :D
:D I am still waiting for the description! LOL :D
fireman4949
01-07-2007, 04:35 PM
:D I am still waiting for the description! LOL :D
I sure hope they weren't described as being "Two-toned".:eek: :eek: :eek:
polecat
01-07-2007, 04:54 PM
Briefs here. Boxers feel like Im wearing shorts under my pants. Yuck! :p
I wear an assortment of underwear,usually claimed from the lost and found,after the mandatory 30 day waiting period. My favorite are these black joe boxers. there in perfect condition too. Hats off to the bros who are brave enough to don white ginch,that shows some bladder control.
gfpdwh
01-08-2007, 03:45 PM
I believe the NFPA position on this is Boxers or Briefs,
but must be Nomex with reflective striping and velcro fly.;)
gfpdwh
doughesson
01-09-2007, 01:34 PM
As espoused by Bob Dole back in the 94 Presidential debates,"Depends".
polecat
01-28-2007, 03:24 PM
My station is situated across from a high rise office tower. While returning from a run, I noticed a woman peering out her office window,as the truck was backed into the hall. Not giving it another thought, I proceeded to drop my gear,along with my crew members,when suddenly,it struck me! I looked up and was shocked,and somewhat turned on,to see a dozen more damsels,checking out our packages. Ever since this titillating discovery,we now have a correographed a routine for dissrobing,that instantly steams up their windows.
RspctFrmCalgary
01-28-2007, 03:57 PM
My station is situated across from a high rise office tower. While returning from a run, I noticed a woman peering out her office window,as the truck was backed into the hall. Not giving it another thought, I proceeded to drop my gear,along with my crew members,when suddenly,it struck me! I looked up and was shocked,and somewhat turned on,to see a dozen more damsels,checking out our packages. Ever since this titillating discovery,we now have a correographed a routine for dissrobing,that instantly steams up their windows.
A new twist on the Coke Break commercials :D
What's that address again? :D :p :p
TeayotaSoupra
01-28-2007, 04:27 PM
lol for real! I can make a trip for this.. lol
and I love the ideas for reflective tape lol
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