Are You A Pirate?

[MalahatTwo7]

Do you want to be one for a day?

(Just remeber Rev, you started this... :D )

Hey Y'all! September 19 is the International Day of the Pirate. Come ye
and receive yer Official Pirate Name o' the day.

http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

(using my 'real' name) We'll now call ye: Cap'n Jack Bloodbucket

as Malahat27: We'll now call ye: Pirate Finn the Ochre

So git yer peg, yer parrot an' board yer ships ta grab a Grog or two, me
hearty friends. :D

[IACOJRev]

da Rev = Puffy Shirt Seamus



arrrrrrrrrrrrr

[MalahatTwo7]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. NOW THAT is fitting, dont you think? Or is that you "filling" the shirt to make it puffy, Seamus? ;)

[IACOJRev]

I can only think of the Seinfeld episode with the puffy shirt

[mcaldwell]

"Pirate Jimbo the Fashionably Late"

What the hell! :eek:

How is a Pirate supposed to get any respect on the high seas with that name? ;) :D

[clipse]

I put my real name in and came up with.........Pirate Edgar the Bald.

Interesting.....how did it know I was going bald? :D

As 'clipse' it gives me Cap'n Palgrave Graybeard. I like that one better. :D

[Schwaa]

Pssh

Whinin' Isaac Drake

[N2DFire]

N2DFire = "Quadruped" Guideon Hawkins

Real First Name = Jelly Bones Bud
Real Last Name = Cap'n Gus Bloodbeard *
Real Full name = Pirate Jim the Back-Stabber

* Favorite.

[JimMccarthy]

"Parrot-Got-me-eye" Booker. That's for Jimmy Mac.
Swoorfalot Mitchell is my Taxi Driver name(gotta add the umlauts over the two O's!

[scvfd412]

This is interesting! For both of my names!

Forum name - Old name: scvfd412

We'll now call ye: Slippery Adele Dagger

Real name - Old name: leigh ann

We'll now call ye: Pirate Roberta the Pink

[doughesson]

While listening to Ray Stevens' hit"The Pirate Song",I plugged in my name and it spit back"Keel Haulin' Walt",which is kind of appropriate since I was once threatened in the Navy by my Chief( His second name was Walt,first was Chief) with keel hauling after being boiled in oil but before getting hanged from the starboard yardarm.
All I did was ask his daughter out.Don't y'all think he overreacted a tad?

[BFDNJFF]

Just so you guys know today is National Talk Like a Pirate Day ! :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pira te_Day

[nyckftbl]

Pirate Wallace the Sword Test Dummy



WTF! :D

[snowball]

It came up with "Slashin Billy Slaughter" Aaarrrhhhgg!

[fireturtle]

it came up with -- Moanin' Blaine Blythe--- just on my first name

[firehick]

Firehick= "Cranker" Guideon Dread

Real Name= Stinkin' Baird Cutler

Its good to be a pirate

[FTMPTB15]

With my real name: Fruitless Ezekiel Bellamy
Forum name: Ambiguous Ian Drake

WTF? Fruitless?? Ambiguous?? :confused: Hold on.. I gotta go get my skirt now.. :D :eek:

[tbonetrexler]

Real Name: Pirate Jake the Malformed

Tbonetrexler: Doubloon Swallowin' Darius

Not sure which is worse. :confused: :D

Edit: my "gangsta name"

Real Name: Janky Cracka Fool (got the craka part right! :eek: :D )

Tbonetrexler: Black Shrinky Nutz (WTF!! :eek: )

[tanker5117]

All I did was ask his daughter out.Don't y'all think he overreacted a tad?


Speaking as a father to 2 daughters...........NO. :D :D


Tanker

PS. My new name is now Almost Blind Randal :rolleyes:

[E229Lt]

Filthy Dog Blythe

[LeuitEFDems]

Real name: Insane Argus Cutler

Forum name: Saggin' Jowls Quincy

Definately like the real name better...more fitting... ;)

[FlyingKiwi]

Forum name = Cheatin' Baird Dawkins

Real name = Tax-Evadin' Laszlo Dawkins

Do I see a theme here? :p

[PFire23]

Real Name: Sword Jugglin' Azriel

Forum Name: Cap'n Jan Peckerwood

Just call me Cap'n :p

[KEEPBACK200FEET]

Yes, I am a Pirate, two hundered years too late.

[RyanEMVFD]

Gee, I'm Pirate Edgar the Well-Tanned

[ROOKIELZ]

Oh Jeeeeze!!! Why, oh why, do I do this? :rolleyes: :p :D

Real name: Cap'n Doris Kookypants

Screen name: Pirate Katheryn the Gorged.

[MalahatTwo7]

:D:D:D:D (dang 10 letter thingy)

[HFRH28]

Retarded Hidalgo Sparrow

[Rogue427]

Burnin' Bart Dregg here. Where's the loot?

[mcfd45]

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh it is diego sharkum here point the boat that way arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
J

[doughesson]

Speaking as a father to 2 daughters...........NO. :D :D


Tanker

PS. My new name is now Almost Blind Randal :rolleyes:

Well,she sure didn't have to say yes,nor did she have to admit what a good time she had with me. ; And yes,she was over 18 at the time.I guess I shouldn't have started calling him "Dad" at all,much less at Quarters in front of the entire Deck division.

[RoughRider]

Cowerin' Logan Drake

Last name = Not-So-Keen-On-the-Womenfolk Bernard

[medicchick]

My real name: Cap'n Doris Greasepalms

My username: Cap'n Bianca Slashface

[E40FDNYL35]

before the CAVE.... ;)

[pkfd7505]

Yikes! Thanks Mal!

My real name got me Pirate Finn the Well-Tanned.

My screen name........ even though I selected male.....got me........
Pirate Helga the Fruit.

Again my thanks to you Mal, you just bought my therapist a new boat. I'm going to go hide now. :cool:

[F52Westside]

We'll now call ye:

Real Name - Burnin' Logan Morgan

Forum Name - Cap'n Clive Knifenose

Full Real Name - Cap'n Conroy Knifenose

I like Burnin' Logan Morgan :cool: best of all.

[Vegasfyrgirl]

Real name: Cap'n Jackie Saggingsails

Well shiver me timbers, that made me LOL. :D

Screen name: Pirate Hayley the Back-Stabber

Yikes! :eek:

[CJMinick390]

Hmmm, my first name gets me the moniker of Apathetic Javier Straw while my full name comes up with George the Rumswiller.

I guess there is a connection there.

My screen name results in Barnacle Breath Darius, which could explain why I swill rum and am apathetic! :D

[lvwrench]

I used my real name and got Cap'n Hidalgo Roughknuckles. Goes well with the job of turning wrenches and getting busted knuckles.

[tfpd109]

My real name is Pirate Javier the Badly Burnt.

Forum name, Plank Monkey Elmer.

Hmmm...lol

[SPFDRum]

Real name: Finn the Well-tanned

Well tanned? Maybe in August here in Minnesota, not September!

[downtownlt]

Cap'n Bryant Peckerwood

I love it

[RspctFrmCalgary]

"Pirate Jimbo the Fashionably Late"

What the hell! :eek:

How is a Pirate supposed to get any respect on the high seas with that name?

Some of these names are freakin' hilarious! :D And your responses are just as funny! :D :D

Marty, if you don't like the first one, try the other versions of your name ...

Like mine, for example:

First Name = Cowerin' Liza Dregg (YUCK)

First Name, Last Name = Fineglin' Velma Teach (YUCK)

RspctFrmCalgary = Pirate Jackie the Badly Burnt ( Welllll ok ... probably the most fitting - depends which way you take "burnt" LOL) ;) :cool: