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GeorgeWendtCFI
03-07-2006, 05:24 PM
Deputy fire chief faces indecency charge

The Arizona Republic
Mar. 7, 2006 10:17 AM

Leroy Donald Johnson was caught this weekend in a barn with his pants down, literally, according to a sheriff's office report.

"You caught me ... I tried to (expletive) your sheep," Johnson told his neighbor, according to the report.

But the Mesa Fire Department deputy fire chief changed his story when a sheriff's deputy arrived on his doorstep minutes later, denying anything happened.

Johnson, 52, was jailed on suspicion of disorderly conduct and criminal trespassing after the neighbor told investigators he found Johnson, unzipped and holding a sheep down on its side.

That's the sanitized version. The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office report released Monday night is a little more graphic.

Johnson's neighbor told sheriff's deputies he was called home Saturday afternoon when his 13-year-old daughter saw Johnson drag one of their sheep into a barn.

The teenager said Johnson had first knocked on the front and back door of the home in the 1200 block of East Catclaw Street, in a county island in Gilbert, before grabbing the small gray lamb, records showed.

One of the deputies noted that Johnson had bloodshot eyes and smelled of alcohol, and neighbors who confronted him said he admitted everything.

According to the deputy's report, "(The owner) took me into the back yard and showed me where he and (neighbor) pulled up. He took me through the corral gate and I saw the victim for the first time. She was a small gray lamb about three feet tall and four feet long."

The men then told the deputy they walked over to the small barn, opened the door and "saw Leroy holding the lamb down on its side in the hay with his pants down trying to have sex with it. That's when he made the statement about (expletive) the lamb."

The men said Johnson stood up and zipped up his pants.

"The sheep ran out of the barn at that point," the report says.

Johnson apologized, according to the report, and said he'd had "too much to drink."

The Mesa Fire Department placed Johnson, on paid leave Monday pending an internal investigation. Johnson, deputy chief of technical services, has been with the Mesa Fire Department for nearly 26 years.

Assistant Fire Chief Mary Cameli said Johnson has been an "exemplary" employee with a spotless personnel record.

"We were all very surprised by this," Cameli added.

Johnson did not return a call for comment Monday.

When confronted by a deputy at his home, Johnson initially denied the incident, saying he had been at his neighbor's house to talk about annexation.

Johnson said he went into the barn after hearing noises. The deputy said to him, "I believe something more than that happened," and offered help.

Johnson responded, "I probably do need some help, but I don't know if this is the time or place for it," according to the report.

When asked how the animal got into the barn, Johnson said, "I'm not going there," then asked if he was going to be arrested and demanded to know his legal options.

He continued to deny that anything happened in the barn and was arrested.

"I think it's disgusting," Sheriff Joe Arpaio said. "I think of Ghandi who said you judge the morality of a country by the way they treat their animals. . . . I do look at (bestiality) as some type of animal cruelty."

lvwrench
03-07-2006, 05:28 PM
Mary had a litlle lamb; and it just filed sexual assault charges. Alcohol does funny things to people's minds but then again this is just sick and not so funny.

WaterbryVTfire
03-07-2006, 05:37 PM
So it sounds like it was a pretty

baaaaadddddd experience :D

Sorry....

CaptainGonzo
03-07-2006, 07:21 PM
He went to the barn and got it on with some sheep
He blamed it on drinking and a lack of sleep
He thought he went home with a stripper named Ann
but his date turned out to be Mary's little lamb

He thought that for sex he would have a chance
so he loosened his belt and dropped his pants
The sheep ran out of the barn at that point
frightened by the zipper and the touch of a "joint"

The County sheriff showed up at the door
"But I thought it was Annie, that young stripper whore"
The sheriff then asked "what were you trying to do?"
he replied "none of your business... frack ewe!

tfpd109
03-07-2006, 07:26 PM
Nice Capt! A little to much time today? :D

NYSmokey
03-07-2006, 08:24 PM
The firefighters at his firehouse better be careful busting on him when he comes back. He might file a complaint with the E-I-E-I-O :D

lutan1
03-08-2006, 02:51 AM
Well said smokey!!! :D :p :eek:

nmfire
03-08-2006, 09:57 AM
Mary had a litlle lamb; and it just filed sexual assault charges. Alcohol does funny things to people's minds but then again this is just sick and not so funny.

Umm. Yea alcohol does funny things but I can't say I've ever been tempted to tresspass onto a farm and bang a sheep... or any other animal for that matter.

redneckemt
03-08-2006, 10:40 AM
Were there banjo's playing in the background?

efd824
03-08-2006, 11:49 AM
Does Mesa wear 3/4 boots?, you have to admit though fellows from the description she was a very pretty sheep!!!, they all get better looking at closing time.... :D

WaterbryVTfire
03-08-2006, 01:04 PM
There's even photos? :eek: :confused:


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0307062sheep1.html

nozzelvfd
03-08-2006, 01:14 PM
there are a lot of unanswered questions here. for example

1) was it unwanted sex?

2) did the lamb say no at any time during the alleged incident?

3) was the DC holding the lamb against her will? and by the way he was just balancing her on the hay...... :rolleyes:

to me it sounds like the lamb was shaking her booty to much and the Deputy Chief needed some action and got the OK signal!!! :D

doughesson
03-08-2006, 01:16 PM
The late Jay Hickman had part of his routine about a Church meeting where folks were encouraged to confess their sins while the preacher cheered them on til they told it all:
One guy gets up and starts with"I am sorry but I have slept with everyone's wife in the room"
The preacher's screaming "Tell it,Brother Jones,let it ALLLLL out!"
"When I started work at the mill,I'd go through other guys' lockers when I was broke before payday"
The preacher screamed"C'mon,brother,let ALLLL that sin out!"
"When I was 15,I screwed my Daddy's mule."
Preacher said,"Damned if I'da told that one."

wag11c
03-08-2006, 01:42 PM
What's wrong with that? I personally prefer a goat but what the heck. The man wants some pleasure.

BrianHFDLT
03-08-2006, 02:23 PM
Yeah, I remember this happened to me once.........oh wait, wrong forum Sorry !!

MalahatTwo7
03-08-2006, 02:30 PM
Does Mesa wear 3/4 boots?, you have to admit though fellows from the description she was a very pretty sheep!!!, they all get better looking at closing time.... :D

The "burning" question is: did he have velcro gloves or was he bare-handed?

FlyingKiwi
03-08-2006, 03:06 PM
The big question is will the Lamb keep the wooly jumper with the evidence on it?

Will this be presented in court and the media later on?

Oh Monica you naughty lamb.

Dalmatian190
03-08-2006, 03:08 PM
The bigger question is...

Will he retire from Mesa...

And is New Zealand, sheep capital of the world, hiring.

nmfire
03-08-2006, 03:14 PM
You know, he is obviously screwed for the rest of his life. But I really feel bad for this guy's kids. They are in college right now. Can you imagine being a college student and having the news circulating that your dad was caught screwing a sheep? I would crawl under a rock and never come out again.

martinm
03-08-2006, 04:20 PM
Theres an old joke over here about it being more acceptable to be seen climbing out of a sheep than a Skoda car.

fireman4949
03-08-2006, 04:30 PM
I think the Chief looked a little "sheepish" in that mug shot. :o

Dave1983
03-08-2006, 04:32 PM
What's wrong with that? I personally prefer a goat but what the heck. The man wants some pleasure.


Ya know, some things are better left unsaid. :o ;)

EFD840
03-08-2006, 05:22 PM
The late Jay Hickman had part of his routine about a Church meeting where folks were encouraged to confess their sins while the preacher cheered them on til they told it all:
One guy gets up and starts with"I am sorry but I have slept with everyone's wife in the room"
The preacher's screaming "Tell it,Brother Jones,let it ALLLLL out!"
"When I started work at the mill,I'd go through other guys' lockers when I was broke before payday"
The preacher screamed"C'mon,brother,let ALLLL that sin out!"
"When I was 15,I screwed my Daddy's mule."
Preacher said,"Damned if I'da told that one."

I've heard that routine too. Sometimes I'll use the "I don't think Ida told that brother" line and wondered if anybody else got it...

Also, what are the odds that the 'victim' would be owned by a man named Goats!

Dalmatian190
03-08-2006, 05:36 PM
Can you imagine being a college student and having the news circulating that your dad was caught screwing a sheep?

Could be worse...

Think how popular that video would be on Ebaum's!!!

FlyingKiwi
03-08-2006, 06:14 PM
And is New Zealand, sheep capital of the world, hiring.

NOOOOOOOOO. :eek:

We like our Lamb roasted or fried.

NOT on a spit. :rolleyes:

manofire2
03-08-2006, 09:00 PM
Anybody have a picture of the sheep?

fireman4949
03-08-2006, 09:05 PM
Anybody have a picture of the sheep?


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0307062sheep1.html

manofire2
03-08-2006, 10:10 PM
Well you have to admit she's pretty.

But for a more expert opinion, i'd like to hear Flying Kiwis view. After all he would be the penultimate expert on sheep.

Steamer
03-08-2006, 11:06 PM
He reportedly will have to use this license plate.

fireman4949
03-08-2006, 11:33 PM
He reportedly will have to use this license plate.

Now that's funny! :p

Dickey
03-09-2006, 07:37 AM
BAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD TOUCH!!!!!

" you sher do have a purdy mouth!"

:D:D:D

I feel bad for the guys on Mesa Fire Dept.

PattyV
03-09-2006, 07:50 AM
As soon as i saw the headlines for this my mind turned to Kiwi. ;)

Q What do Kiwi Blokes use as an aphrodisiac?
A Mint Sauce

Q Why do NZ farmers like wearing oversized gumboots?
A So they can place the hind legs of the sheep in them to stop them from running away.

Q How did the farmer find his sheep in the long grass?
A Very satisfying

Q Why do NZ racehorses run so fast?
A Cuz they have seen what gets done to the sheep

Q What is the biggest lie in New Zealand?
A I was just helping the sheep over the fence

Bones42
03-09-2006, 10:03 AM
You want pictures?

MalahatTwo7
03-09-2006, 10:40 AM
That's just SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG! :D

FlyingKiwi
03-09-2006, 05:39 PM
2 Kiwi blokes backpacking through the Australian countryside hear noises coming from behind a bush.

Looking around the bush they see an Aussie farmer doing the nasty to a very old and very wooly sheep.

"Damn." said one of the disgusted Kiwis, "You could at last shear the poor sod."

"Clear off and get your own sheep, this ones mine." said the Aussie. :rolleyes:

TheCrow1994
03-09-2006, 06:48 PM
Not only will he have to use that license plate....but he was quoted as saying...

"Why can't I quit ewe?!?!"

RyanEMVFD
03-09-2006, 08:12 PM
I wonder if there was ever any static build-up?

oldman21220
03-10-2006, 02:16 PM
Yes, there is a build up, but when it gets to a certain point discharge takes place.

manofire2
03-10-2006, 04:44 PM
I guess it's easy to sit on the outside looking in and say that it was just a sheep and after all who hasn't experienced farm animal at some time in their lives but think about this for a moment. What if it were your sheep?

By the way, maybe you could back me up on this Kiwi. Is it true they have found a new use for sheep in New Zealand........wool.

Bones42
03-10-2006, 04:49 PM
and after all who hasn't experienced farm animal at some time in their lives :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

nmfire
03-10-2006, 04:49 PM
http://homepage.mac.com/editbox/images/Sheep.jpg

http://www.atlanticvillage.co.uk/images/attractions/large/the-big-sheep.jpg

MalahatTwo7
03-10-2006, 05:55 PM
That last one is just BBBB AAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

manofire2
03-11-2006, 12:01 AM
Thankyou nmfire, I really needed a good laugh and you provided it for me. The last picture is priceless.

Dalmatian190
03-11-2006, 12:40 AM
I watch Jay Leno, maybe, three times a year.

Tonight, guess who was in his monolouge :)

Including the line, "Boy, the firehouse Dalmatian was relieved." and "His wife said she thought it was he always wanted her to wear a wool sweater..."