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DaSharkie
07-16-2005, 11:03 PM
To All Beer Drinkers- Be Advised!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers, and
unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is being used by many females to target unsuspecting men.
The drug is generally found in liguid form and is available almost
anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large kegs. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on women to whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of
exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad had occurred. At other times these
unfortunate men are swindled out their life savings in a familiar scam known as a "relationship". It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer form of servitude and punishment known as "marriage."
Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.
Please! forward this warning to every male you know. However if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women
administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every
town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected like-minded guys.

skyraider
07-16-2005, 11:15 PM
Sharkie, you found me out. Gotta think of something new now! ;)

Acklan
07-17-2005, 04:55 AM
That's what happened...

PattyV
07-17-2005, 05:34 AM
Women disguist me! :mad:

Tooanfrom
07-17-2005, 08:39 AM
Sharkie my boy, why oh why, did you not warn me earlier?
Does this mean my marriage can be canceled due to entrapment?
Can I quote you? Will you come up with half the alimony?

And if my wife reads this-will you all attend my funeral?

PS "Leffe Blonde" Belgian beer --it is a definite Y front removing tool for women.

DaSharkie
07-17-2005, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by Tooanfrom
Sharkie my boy, why oh why, did you not warn me earlier?

Just found out myself. Unfortunately some of us have been lost in battle before we changed our tactics.

Does this mean my marriage can be canceled due to entrapment?

Consult with a good divorce attorney.

Can I quote you? Will you come up with half the alimony?

You may quote me, but I will deny it to any memebr of "The sisterhood." I will NOT help you come up with any money at all - it goes against my cheapness.

And if my wife reads this-will you all attend my funeral?

Yip.

DaSharkie
07-17-2005, 10:12 AM
A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks.
He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she
could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but
everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just
a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so
surprise me!"

He did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new
bathroom scale.

Funeral services are being finalized.

Dave1983
07-17-2005, 04:23 PM
LMAO! :D :D

Rossco
07-17-2005, 10:45 PM
A group of scientists have just completed a study of male beer drinkers, and the results prompted a warning to all men of beer drinking age. The study concludes that beer contains a large amount of female hormones, and men who drink large amounts can begin being transformed into women.

In the study, a group of men agreed to drink beer, and allow scientists to observe their behavior.

The scientist noted that after drinking 8 to 12 beers, the men became very moody, and overly emotional. They talked out of turn, only cared about their own opinion, argued over nothing, and forgot how to drive. Upon further study, the scientists noted that the men gained weight, couldn't perform sexually, and had to sit down to urinate.

No further studies have been scheduled.

Firefighter1219
07-18-2005, 12:50 AM
Sad, but true.

Skyraider, get back over to the pub. We've got a few units of 'beer' that you need to slip some unsuspecting blokes.

LeuitEFDems
07-18-2005, 01:28 AM
Mmmm...Beer.....

ROOKIELZ
07-18-2005, 01:41 AM
Hey "Lou"...wanna a beer?:D :D :D

Tillerman17
07-18-2005, 07:42 AM
So, where does "LITE" beer fit into this evil plot I ask you? Does that mean more flavor-less commitment!!! Does the FBI ( Federal Beer Investigators ) know about this evil scheme?????

skyraider
07-18-2005, 08:57 AM
Tiller...LITE is just a warning to let you know you'll be soon:

L osing
I t
T o
E strogen

:D

doughesson
07-18-2005, 01:38 PM
Another study has found that a food consumed by women that will lower their sex drive up to 95% of what it was before.
This easily obtained food is called"wedding cake".
Beware,my brothers.