A short love story that men will like.

[pengman]

This has to be the shortest love story I have ever read :D

SHORTEST love story:

ONCE upon a time a guy asked a girl: "Will you marry me?"

She said "No."

And the guy lived happily ever after.

[martinm]

Reminds me of the other one about two female friends talking...

"Johnny asked me to marry him and make him the happiest man in the world", said one..."So which did you choose?", said the other.;)

[ffemtPAJ]

definition of the word bachelor:
A man who has missed his chance to make some woman completely miserable.

I've been married twice, I have proof that this is true.

[paris04]

My mom's on her 2nd marriage... We pick the real slimeballs.