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MalahatTwo7
03-02-2005, 11:26 AM
And I am not the subject either LOL :D This came in from a buddy of mine back east.

Subject: Best Dear John Letter Ever

A Canadian stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:


Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the heck(delete expletive) you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky
tanker5117
03-02-2005, 12:26 PM
hehehehehehe, an old but good one, Rick.



Tanker
StayBack500FT
03-02-2005, 03:17 PM
Everytime I see the title of this thread, I think of a hooded Malahat standing in the street while the public flings rotted fruits and dung at him. "I am not an anineemal... I AM NOT AN ANEEMAL!!!!"

LMAO!!!:D :D :D :D :D
tanker5117
03-02-2005, 03:20 PM
"I am not an anineemal... I AM NOT AN ANEEMAL!!!!"



Dang, SB, you got the accent down cold.


hehehehe


Tanker
warsbc362
03-02-2005, 09:14 PM
Dear John, your member is too small, good luck. Becky
MalahatTwo7
03-03-2005, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by StayBack500FT
Everytime I see the title of this thread, I think of a hooded Malahat standing in the street while the public flings rotted fruits and dung at him. "I am not an anineemal... I AM NOT AN ANEEMAL!!!!"

LMAO!!!:D :D :D :D :D

ROF-LMAO! :D :D :D

And ya know what? I can ALMOST see me doing just that! ALMOST :D
StayBack500FT
03-03-2005, 03:43 PM
:)
SPIPER
03-03-2005, 04:21 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D :D
StLRes2cue
03-03-2005, 05:37 PM
Funny HAHA:D
Plattsfire2
03-03-2005, 09:51 PM
Hate to break it to ya, but that was first aired on an episode of MASH about 25 years ago.

Regardless, there is more than one girl in my past I'd like to pull that on. :p


Mike