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Dalmatian90
02-28-2005, 08:29 PM
Oh, this thread will probably get locked down...
But damn it, I can't help myself...

Caption 1: Michael Jackson auditions to be the Joker in the upcoming Batman film...
Dalmatian90
02-28-2005, 08:30 PM
Caption idea #2:
Golumn, dressed in a suit and wearing glasses, rubs The Ring while saying, "Precious, my Precious..."
fflynn17
02-28-2005, 08:32 PM
Caption #3:

The look on Jackson's face when hearing "Attention shoppers, the blue light is on and boys underwear is half off"

(Yes, I know it's an oldie)
LaFireEducator
02-28-2005, 08:36 PM
Caption 4 .....

"The look on Michael Jackson's face when he finds the pephole into the boys dressing room after the announcement that the blue light is on and boys underwear is ......."
Kobersteen
02-28-2005, 09:36 PM
Caption 5...

"Jackson, seen in the photo above, will now sport a permanant silly grin after his most recent plastic surgery. Next week, he will surgically straighten his glasses."
stm4710
02-28-2005, 09:59 PM
"Come here my pretties!"........:eek:
N8sfd333
03-01-2005, 12:24 AM
"goodie goodie! 5 minutes till bed time!"
CALFFBOU
03-01-2005, 12:42 AM
He just spotted the PlayLand at the local McDonalds and
wants to give the little boys a "happy meal".
CaptainGonzo
03-01-2005, 12:45 AM
"Hey look! The cleft of my chin looks just like a little boy's butt!"
hwoods
03-01-2005, 01:02 AM
"Hi, I'm Mike, PeeWee Herman sent me...............
spearsm
03-01-2005, 01:20 AM
Heh, heh.....I bet you dont know what IIIIII'mmm doing...heheheheh.
ROOKIELZ
03-01-2005, 01:47 AM
Does this colour lipstick make my lips look big??:D
MacInnis
03-01-2005, 02:54 AM
Caption

The Day Jackson found out he fooled the Boy Scouts and became a leader.
Skwerl530
03-01-2005, 09:50 AM
"It puts the lotion in the basket..."
Firefighter1219
03-01-2005, 11:37 AM
In his girly little voice: "Ok. So this one time, at band camp..."
Firefighter1219
03-01-2005, 11:41 AM
"It puts the lotion on its' skin, or else it gets the hose again."

Or perhaps this is what Gunny R. Lee Ermey would say to him:
"Bull****! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's @$$ and ended up as a brown stain on the matress! I think you've been cheated!"
Bones42
03-01-2005, 11:52 AM
The new birth control ad.
Bones42
03-01-2005, 11:56 AM
on a side note...does he use the same surgeon as Joan Rivers?
JJonesy
03-01-2005, 01:10 PM
"Citing financial hardship due to his ongoing legal battles, Michael Jackson says he can now do facelifts only one side at a time."
jmylea
03-01-2005, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by CaptainGonzo
"Hey look! The cleft of my chin looks just like a little boy's butt!"

Absolutely Hysterical!!!!
FFTrainer
03-01-2005, 02:47 PM
Gonzo -- another reminder of why you are the Capt. that you are. You beat me to it again.

My original quote was supposed to be: "Smoooooth as a baby's bottom... oh wait that's my chin!?!"
captstanm1
03-01-2005, 08:46 PM
Michael smiles as he rests after his first night of experiencing what it is like to be a "boy toy" in the federal prison!
ullrichk
03-01-2005, 09:20 PM
All of this has been quite amusing except that the picture is of LaToya, not Michael. . .








I think. . .:D
Weruj1
03-01-2005, 09:39 PM
ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^thats a good one.
hwoods
03-02-2005, 01:00 AM
Originally posted by ullrichk
All of this has been quite amusing except that the picture is of LaToya, not Michael. . . .

I think. . .:D



So, How do you tell?? :eek: :eek:
Truck106
03-02-2005, 01:40 AM
Caption # whatever:
How does Michael tell time? Ans: Put the big hand on the little hand.
firenresq77
03-02-2005, 06:09 PM
All I know is that if Larry the Cable Guy was here he'd be saying "Lord, I apologize, and be with the starving pygmies in New Guniea..."
mcaldwell
03-02-2005, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by hwoods




So, How do you tell?? :eek: :eek:

After all the lifts, one has an adams apple on his neck, the other has nipples on hers. :eek: :D
warsbc362
03-02-2005, 09:11 PM
Hey Mr. Yung, do yo have that all you can eat special creamofsumyungguy ?
snowball
03-03-2005, 01:13 AM
This is the finest example of "fixing it till it's broken".
PFire23
03-03-2005, 02:17 AM
How about this one ..... Michael getting ready for court LMAO :D













"What shall I "wear" today?"
martinm
03-03-2005, 01:21 PM
Re the above, do you think any toymakers would market this as an alternative Mr Potato Head?
spearsm
03-03-2005, 01:27 PM
OMG! Plant of the Apes.:D
snowball
03-04-2005, 01:27 AM
Do I see breasts?:eek:
wvfd05
03-04-2005, 02:04 AM
"Do I see breasts?"

I'm sure that they will soon appear.

TF
LeuitEFDems
03-04-2005, 02:40 AM
RonCo proudly intruduces it's new addition to it's toy division...the "Wacko Jacko Head" It not only slices and dices, but it is entertained by kids for hours. If you don't buy it "your ignorant...just ignorant..."
prymtym
03-05-2005, 10:05 PM
Judge: "This court will stand at recess until tomarrow."
Jacko: "Awesome, which way to the playground?!?"

Heh heh,
KC
prymtym
03-05-2005, 10:17 PM
Liz Taylor's lips: $2,000
Diana Ross's eyes: $10,000
Interchangable nose: $15,000

Pedophile not being able to buy his way out of this one: PRICELESS!

Ha Ha,
KC:p
mcaldwell
03-06-2005, 01:02 AM
Originally posted by prymtym
Liz Taylor's lips: $2,000
Diana Ross's eyes: $10,000
Interchangable nose: $15,000

Pedophile not being able to buy his way out of this one: PRICELESS!

Ha Ha,
KC:p

LOL!:D

Even OJ knew when to quit. ;) :D
Rebekkerz
03-07-2005, 09:39 AM
These are a riot.
captstanm1
03-07-2005, 11:51 AM
Your honor....I promise I did not "SLEEP" with any of those children and my good friend Stevie Wonder will swear under oath that he has never "seen" me be inappropriate with any children.
FTMPTB15
03-10-2005, 03:04 PM
Not a caption.. but it works!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/michael.php