A dog's 10 pet peeves

[CaptainGonzo]

You will look at your favorite 4 legged friend in a different light after you read these...

A Dog's 10 pet peeves


1. Blaming your farts on me ... not funny ... not funny at all!!!

2. Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose .. stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous because I can!

Now lay off me. We both know who's boss here... You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

[ullrichk]

Originally posted by CaptainGonzo
You will look at your favorite 4 legged friend in a different light after you read these...

A Dog's 10 pet peeves


8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.




Do you suppose dogs find us rude for not sniffing them when we say hello?

[wlrfa2907]

I got tired of my dog doing this so I taught him to shake when some one comes in the door.

[ROOKIELZ]

Great post Gonzo! I think we have a similar sense of humour:D

[firenresq77]

Originally posted by CaptainGonzo
1. Blaming your farts on me ... not funny ... not funny at all!!!



I think that has to be the best one of all!!

[warsbc362]

someone call ems I have a head injury from trying to lick my b@ll$ and I fell off the couch

[Dave1983]

I would have thought cats would be on the list;)

[wvfd05]

"Exactly whose walk is this anyway?"

LOL Pretty good thought there!

TF

[Truck106]

Great post Gonzo I LMFHO.

[LadyCapn]

Blaming your farts on me ... not funny ... not funny at all!!!



Damn........spoil all my fun.. :(

[sassy1]

I LMAO too!!
By the way--do you ever wonder what your dog is thinking if he's watching you.... you know!:eek: :p ;) With your honey ( or some one.. or yourself...hmmm....:p )?

[cdemarse]

Originally posted by sassy1
I LMAO too!!
By the way--do you ever wonder what your dog is thinking if he's watching you.... you know!:eek: :p ;) With your honey ( or some one.. or yourself...hmmm....:p )?

wait? when your with yourself you dont have the dog help with some peanut butter?

lol
j/k

[sassy1]

Ummm..... Are you nuts??!! ( no pun intended):p :p BTW I don't have a dog, I prefer mountain lions! Me-ow!!;) :p

[cdemarse]

oh yes mountain lions tongue's are a little more rough.

[CaptainGonzo]

This thread is on the way to a shutdown... keep your perversions to yourself!

[cdemarse]

will do

[sassy1]

Thankyou Capt. for stepping in!:p Not everything has to come out of the cupboards. OH!!! I can't stand that pet psychic lady, too!! She's wacko. Yet some how almost as entertaining as a dog in a sweater. Hmmm.....:rolleyes: Anyways--back to the laughs!;)

[Rebekkerz]

(thnks capt. and sassy, not everything has to go there)

Thats a riot........ I was bust'n out laugh'n while my 2 dogs were run'n the house like they were on a NASCAR loop.

Thnks for the laugh.