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stm4710
01-05-2005, 12:06 AM
(Reuters) -- The consumers group best known for rating cars and washing machines has turned its testing prowess to condoms to find out which ones measure up best and how other birth control methods compare.
The nonprofit Consumers Union says in a new guide to contraception that the seven top types of condom they studied did not burst despite vigorous testing, and all models met international standards.

But results showed that the top brand, able to take the most punishment, was the Durex Extra Sensitive Lubricated Latex, according to the report.

Other top-performers include the Durex Performax Lubricated, Lifestyles Classic Collection Ultra Sensitive Lubricated and TheyFit Lubricated.

A melon-colored model distributed by Planned Parenthood performed the worst, bursting during a test in which the latex condoms were filled with air.

The group says its review of contraceptives was not politically motivated, although there is an intense debate among health professionals and advocacy groups about the focus on abstinence-only education by the Bush administration.

"We plan our testing programs quite a while in advance. This is purely accidental," said senior editor Nancy Metcalf.

Consumers Union uses standardized tests to rate the products it examines, which for latex condoms involves filling them with air. There is no accepted method to test silicon or non-latex condoms.

"You end up with a balloon 3 feet tall and a foot wide. They can really stretch an amazing amount," Metcalf said in a telephone interview.

The New York-based organization, which publishes the Consumer Reports magazine, also tested 16 other contraceptive choices.

"Condoms remain the only family planning and pregnancy prevention method that can help prevent sexually transmitted diseases, including HIV, which causes AIDS," the group, which has issued similar reports on condoms periodically since 1979, said in a statement.

"Condoms have improved since the mid-nineties because industry manufacturing standards have become more universally used and more effective," added Edward Kippel, who led the condom test project.

Intrauterine devices or IUDs have also become safer than in previous years, as have birth control pills, including so-called emergency contraception, the group said.

While abstinence has a 0 percent failure rate, doing nothing to prevent pregnancy has an 85 percent failure rate, the group found.

A U.S. government report published last month shows 98 percent of all U.S. women who have had sex have used birth control.

Co11FireGal
01-05-2005, 12:33 AM
Yeah, that goes right along with cars and washing machines...:rolleyes: Well maybe, no nevermind, I'm gonna quit while I'm ahead.:rolleyes:

firefighterbeau
01-05-2005, 01:47 AM
Wash machines, cars, condoms, and safe sex hmmm which one(s) doesn't belong in the list? Well if nothin else everyone knows what brand to buy.

mglax13
01-05-2005, 02:05 AM
You should practice safe sex, even in the back seat of a car or on a washing machine? Interesting....

RyanEMVFD
01-05-2005, 02:38 AM
Tests were performed and the results were done nine months later. :)

Co11FireGal
01-05-2005, 03:46 AM
Originally posted by firefighterbeau
Well if nothin else everyone knows what brand to buy.

LOL, that's what I WASN'T going to say.:rolleyes: :p

So, stm4710, that's what lead you to the article, wasn't it?? You were searching for the right brand...it's okay CB, at least you're being safe...;) ;)

I do always wonder what people type in the search bar to find these things...

stm4710
01-05-2005, 04:32 AM
So, stm4710, that's what lead you to the article, wasn't it?? You were searching for the right brand...it's okay CB, at least you're being safe... No BB, I got my brand and I like'em.....we have had that convo .......I digress.

I found this on firehouse's younger,sexier and firmer sister.........Masscops :)




So whats the word on your repatriation effort to 217? I want to call you sooooo BAD.

Night BB
CB

martinm
01-05-2005, 07:55 AM
If your condom fials the test, under "realistic conditions", then you will need a washing machine to clean your new arrivals clothes and nappies, (diapers). Then you will need a bigger car to transport your new family wherever they want to go.

Seems like a logical progression to me!!:D

hwoods
01-05-2005, 12:01 PM
Sure glad us Senior Citizens got other things to worry about........:D :D :D :D

CaptOldTimer
01-05-2005, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by hwoods
Sure glad us Senior Citizens got other things to worry about........:D :D :D :D


:D :D

Yeah me too. Condoms are good for water bombs. If you don't want to have babies, then don't have sex at all. If you want to have sex and not have babies use the protection. Us older folks really don't have that problem. Mother nature has taken care of that for us by not letting our wifes conceive any more. Beside I am getting to the age that I don't need a girl friend nor kids to raise any more. The Grandkids are great.


:) ;) :D :p

DennisTheMenace
01-05-2005, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by CaptOldTimer



Beside I am getting to the age that I don't need a girl friend nor kids to raise any more. The Grandkids are great.


:eek: You can go to jail for that in most places!!!!:eek:
;)

CaptOldTimer
01-05-2005, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by DennisTheMenace
:eek: You can go to jail for that in most places!!!!:eek:
;)


What are you saying?


Go to jail for having the Grandkids over and then they go home with their parents???

Girls friends are long gone years ago. I married my last girl friend!
:) :rolleyes:

DennisTheMenace
01-05-2005, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by CaptOldTimer



Go to jail for having the Grandkids over and then they go home with their parents???
In the context of the subject of this thread to raise for them can get you in deep doodoo! ;)

FFTide
01-05-2005, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by RyanEMVFD
Tests were performed and the results were done nine months later. :)

:D :p :p :D

CaptOldTimer
01-05-2005, 02:54 PM
Let me tell you something my friend!

I have never and will never do anything to a child! I have raised three children and I have six grand childre.


I take what ever you are trying to imply as an INSULT!



If you or any one else think that I would do anything wrong to any child, you have gone too far.

The point of this postings is about IRONY! I was replying to Harve Woods statement about Senior Citizens not having to worry about using condoms. I was mearly pointing out that we used them as water baloons years ago in high school and college, when you and others wasn't even a dream of some body!! Plus that Mother Nature has taken care of this for myself and my wife.


:mad:

DennisTheMenace
01-05-2005, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by CaptOldTimer
Let me tell you something my friend!

I have never and will never do anything to a child! I have raised three children and I have six grand childre.


I take what ever you are trying to imply as an INSULT!



If you or any one else think that I would do anything wrong to any child, you have gone too far.

The point of this postings is about IRONY! I was replying to Harve Woods statement about Senior Citizens not having to worry about using condoms. I was mearly pointing out that we used them as water baloons years ago in high school and college, when you and others wasn't even a dream of some body!! Plus that Mother Nature has taken care of this for myself and my wife.


:mad: Settle down, if you can't take a net joke, how did you survive so long in the firehouse?

If I at all thought that you were doing anything like the joke implied, I'd be informing the cops, not making a joke out of what I saw as a slip of the tounge/keyboard.

My uncle was born when my grandmother was approaching 56 years of age, just short of senior citizenship, grandma calls him a gift, grandpa called him a fortunate accident! What they thought was menapause was actually morning sickness! Also did you know that the group with the 2nd fastest rate of STD transfer, right after the 16-22 year olds, is senior citizens in retirement communities!:eek: Your lifelong commitment is to be commended, but it is not universal among the post 62yo crowd.