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fdmhbozz
08-04-2004, 10:00 PM
This just in! Lance Armstrong DISQUALIFIED!


The wire services are reporting that Lance Armstrong is going to be stripped of his Tour de France win for testing positive for three substances banned in France...






















































....toothpaste, soap, and deodorant.
DaSharkie
08-04-2004, 10:34 PM
Ha! You had my blood pressure spiking for a minute there. Excellent dig.
stm4710
08-04-2004, 11:23 PM
API and Reuters report the French Government announced today that in light
of the Madrid train bombing, France has raised its terror alert level from
"RUN" to "HIDE."

The only two higher levels in France are "SURRENDER" and "COLLABORATE."
stm4710
08-04-2004, 11:42 PM
:D
CaptainMikey
08-05-2004, 04:26 AM
You got the I hate France part of my brain working. If they ever DQ him for bogus circumstances let the **** storm begin.
sbfdco1
08-05-2004, 10:28 AM
:mad:

Hook line and sinker ... you got me, that was good!

:D
ullrichk
08-05-2004, 10:42 AM
Hope you have some strong line, because you got me too. :D
EMTSteve
08-05-2004, 10:50 AM
I heard he was also disqualified for having a backbone and one testicle too many.
DaSharkie
08-05-2004, 11:59 AM
I heard he was also disqualified for having a backbone and one testicle too many.

Ouch.:cool:
hwoods
08-05-2004, 11:41 PM
Tellya What, you hooked a lot of us..............
:D :D :D :D :D

Now I gotta come up with a better one....... :eek:
CaptainGonzo
08-06-2004, 12:09 AM
I saw this this morning at the firehouse and almost sprayed coffee on the computer monitor.. it ended up on my shirt, which was the second one I had to change into this morning (an oil burner blowback earlier in the tour left a nice "ring around the collar" on the first one... damn I hate wearing white shirts!) Three shirts in a day... that's a new record!
fdmhbozz
08-06-2004, 12:18 AM
I knew it would get everyone, just had that feeling. But, I can't take credit for that one, read it on another forum.
DaSharkie
08-06-2004, 09:09 AM
I saw this this morning at the firehouse and almost sprayed coffee on the computer monitor.

This seems to a trend as of late now doesn't it Cap?

damn I hate wearing white shirts!

That's what you get paid the "big bucks" for. I do think whate needs to go in the fire service and EMS.
cellblock
08-06-2004, 10:08 PM
:D :D Thanks for the laugh. Just what I needed after a long 12 hour shift which turned into a 24 hour tour when my relief called to say they couldn't come in today. :) :)
firenresq77
08-07-2004, 09:25 PM
The only thing that would have made this thread better is if there was a big ole pie SPLAT waiting for us all...........