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EFD840
03-30-2004, 11:28 AM
It doesn't sound like this guy is going to get an invitation to join MENSA any time soon.

Still, you've got to give him some credit. It takes real talent to get the terms
commercial firework and dropped between his legs to appear in the same news story.
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Police: Man Burned After Setting Off Firework In Car

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- A man in Jacksonville was seriously burned when he accidentally set off a commercial firework in his car that he apparently intended to throw at his girlfriend, according to a report.

Investigators said the Shannon Kramer, 35, got into an argument with his girlfriend Sunday night on Herschel Street.

Police said he later got into his car, and apparently lit the explosive with the intention of throwing it at his girlfriend, but the device dropped between his legs, WJXT-TV reported.

"He light the fuse, which was long -- they believe about 18 inches -- but it was about a half-second burn time," Jacksonville Sheriff's Office Lt. Larry Gayle said. "He was prepared for the fuse to burn down that fast. He thought he had time to throw the device."

Neighbors who heard the explosion ran to the car, saw the man on fire and used a fire extinguisher to put out the flames.

Kramer suffered burns to his legs and groin, and was taken to Shands-Jacksonville Medical Center.

Jacksonville police said a passenger in the car fled after the blast.

The bomb squad is still investigating, but it's not known if Kramer will be charged with a crime.

CaptOldTimer
03-30-2004, 04:11 PM
Just goes to show you that all the nuts don't fall too far from the tree.

EFD840
03-30-2004, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by CaptOldTimer
Just goes to show you that all the nuts don't fall too far from the tree.

Cap, I'm not so sure that cliche really fits this time. It was a commercial grade firework! :eek: ;)

CaptOldTimer
03-30-2004, 04:32 PM
I understood that it was a commerical grade fire work. What was he doing with that? Did he have some type of contact with someone that used comerical fireworks? Can any one buy that type of fireworks in Florida? I have seen junk fireworks being sold at various stands in the south and at South of the Border in SC.

As for my self I am very uneasy buying that stuff. No way would I apply a open flame to one of those fuses. And NO way in a car either.


Stay Safe & Well out there....

FlyingKiwi
03-30-2004, 04:34 PM
Nope, they get blasted out the window. :D

WannabeintheFD
03-30-2004, 05:23 PM
Now wait a second, what is worse... the fact that he lit the things in the first place and burned himself? or the fact that he was doing it with intent to throw them at his girlfriend?

firenresq77
03-30-2004, 05:28 PM
Ouch. Bet he won't do that any more.........

EFD840
03-30-2004, 06:30 PM
Thanks Kiwi, I didn't think anyone else got the joke.

Cap, he dropped something much more powerful than those cheap roadside things into the seat right between his legs and it went off.

In this case, those things you mentioned fell far, far away from the tree - or as Kiwi said, right out the window.

gordoffemt
03-30-2004, 08:35 PM
He must've really been nuts for this girl! Talk about having "the hots" for somebody.

I'll bet he'll never get burnt by a woman again.

He surely doesn't have the balls to try this again.

O.K., I'll stop.:D

firenresq77
03-30-2004, 09:13 PM
*gordo gets pulled off stage buy the hook*

stm4710
03-30-2004, 10:51 PM
Nothing says I love you baby more than blowing up your sack!:eek:

CaptOldTimer
03-31-2004, 11:58 AM
Don't think I would want to take a chance of lossing my stuff for some dim wit woman.





:D

FlyingKiwi
03-31-2004, 11:57 PM
Cap

He didn't lose them, he knows exactly which road they are on. :p :D

Weruj1
04-01-2004, 12:10 AM
WOW !!!!!!!!! or OW !!!!!!!

LeuitEFDems
04-01-2004, 01:00 AM
Gives new meaning to the term "crotch rocket" ;)

Weruj1
04-01-2004, 01:23 AM
ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!

mcaldwell
04-01-2004, 01:42 AM
Originally posted by Weruj1
ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!

...and so is his girlfriend! (ex, I'm sure).:D

There is nothing more humiliating than when a burn goes bad. :D :D :eek:

firenresq77
04-01-2004, 02:13 AM
Gives new meaning to the term "crotch rocket"

LMAO!!!!!!! Now THAT is how to make a joke!!!

LeuitEFDems
04-01-2004, 02:36 PM
LMAO!!!!!!! Now THAT is how to make a joke!!!

Thank you, thank you...There are 2 shows daily, 1pm and 10pm, leave the kids at home for the 10pm show because it can get a little raunchy :D

FFTrainer
04-02-2004, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by EFD840

Jacksonville police said a passenger in the car fled after the blast.


... and to think that TWO people thought that this might be a good plan!!

I think I hear an awkward rendition of the old christmas classic...Chestnuts roasting on an open fire........