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Adze39
11-27-2003, 10:54 AM
From http://www.msnbc.com/news/998740.asp


Testers needed for orgasm machine
Scientist looking for women to volunteer for clinical trials

LONDON, Nov 26 — Wanted: women to test new orgasm machine. No, really. An American surgeon who has patented a device that triggers an orgasm has begun a clinical trial approved by the Food and Drug Administration in the United States and is looking for female volunteers.

“I THOUGHT PEOPLE would be beating my door down to become part of the trial,” pain specialist Dr Stuart Meloy told New Scientist magazine on Wednesday.

But so far only one woman has completed the first stage of the trial, with apparently breathtaking results, and a second has agreed to take part.

Meloy, of Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, is hoping to find eight more volunteers willing to have electrodes inserted in their spine and be connected to a pacemaker-size machine implanted under the skin to heighten their sexual pleasure.

The married woman who tested the machine, dubbed an orgasmatron, had not had an orgasm for four years. But during the nine days she used it, she had several.

“She even told me she had the first multiple orgasm of her life using the device,” said Meloy.

He stumbled on the unexpected side-effect while using a spinal cord stimulator a few years ago to treat a patient suffering with severe back pain. The woman had already had back surgery for degenerative disk disease and fusion surgery.

When Meloy placed the electrodes into a specific spot on her spine to find nerve bundles carrying pain signals to the brain, she moaned with delight.

“You’re going to have to teach my husband how to do that,” he quoted her as saying.

The tiny impulses of electricity applied to the electrodes seemed to have turned on the patient’s orgasm button.

Although the device has been compared to the orgasmatron featured in the 1973 Woody Allen film “Sleeper,” Meloy envisions patients using it temporarily to retrain their sexual response.

The women in the trial described it as “really excellent foreplay.”

Although some medical experts are skeptical about the procedure and say a vibrator can produce the same results, Meloy believes it could help to improve sexual response in women who cannot have orgasms and might even help men as well.
A full implant of the device would cost about $22,000.

“I don’t see it any differently from procedures such as breast implants,” Meloy told the magazine.

stm4710
11-27-2003, 12:11 PM
I THOUGHT PEOPLE would be beating my door down to become part of the trial,” pain specialist Dr Stuart Meloy Umm maybe the job title is a turn-off ( no pun) to potential canadates.:p

mcaldwell
11-27-2003, 04:44 PM
Meloy envisions patients using it temporarily to retrain their sexual response.


Temporarily, yeah right!

Get one of these things installed, and you'll never get them to take it off. :D

I think this should be installed with a button for the guys to use. Right when you are ready, you push the button and both get off together. No man would ever have to face another awkward "Are you done?" or "Was it good for you?".:D

PFire23
11-27-2003, 04:45 PM
mcaldwell:eek::eek: OHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYY GAAAAAWWWWWWDDDDDD ........ I 'bout fell outta my chair laughing at your post BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA toooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!

LadyCapn
11-27-2003, 05:08 PM
Honey, if we had one of those installed we wouldn't need you guys period!!!!!!! :D
hmmmmmmm, wonders if they take Canadian volunteers..............

Pfire, care for a road trip to N.C.? :D

PFire23
11-27-2003, 05:37 PM
I'm with ya Sister............. LET'S GO !!!!!! :D :D :D :D