Dennis Miller charged with theft

[NJFFSA16]

Well...no, not THAT Dennis Miller.

BLOOMSBURG, Pa. (AP) - A deputy fire chief was charged with
theft for allegedly using gasoline from the town pump for personal
use.
Dennis A. Miller, 43, faces two counts of theft for allegedly
stealing nine gallons of gas during two trips to the pump in
October.
Miller did not immediately return a call Thursday morning from
The Associated Press.
According to court papers, Miller on at least one occasion wrote
in the log that he needed the gas for "fire school," although
investigators found no evidence of fire training going on at that
time.
Miller acknowledged taking the fuel for his personal vehicle
because he didn't have money to pay for gas, police said.

(Copyright 2003 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

[ThNozzleman]

Well...no, not THAT Dennis Miller.
Well, crap. That's too bad; THE Dennis Miller should be jailed for murdering comedy.

[E229Lt]

Well, crap. That's too bad; THE Dennis Miller should be jailed for murdering comedy.

And making me miss Dan Deardorf...or is it Dear Dandorf?

[kghemtp]

Hey Nozzleman... you dogging my buddy Dennis?!? ;) He goes where other comedians fear to go.

[ThNozzleman]

Yeah? Well, so did Andrew Dice Clay...and he sucks, too! :p

[Duffman]

THAT Dennis Miller stole an entire season of paychecks from ABC.