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mcaldwell
11-20-2003, 03:23 AM
C'mon, Blow Harder!


Let us have your best caption for the picture below. :D
Jay911
11-20-2003, 03:44 AM
"What do you mean, you're discontinuing CPR for an 'isolated head injury'?"

:D

--j.
ullrichk
11-20-2003, 07:28 AM
Ain't got no-body - a cha cha cha chaaaa.............
CaptainGonzo
11-20-2003, 08:27 AM
"Firefighters attempt to revive a headless man found in a topless bar."
kghemtp
11-20-2003, 08:47 AM
White helmets-- I'm wondering if these are chiefs or explorers!! ;)
ff7134
11-20-2003, 09:27 AM
Where is my motorcyle...I know I have a tube in their that we can connect the 2 pieces.
Medic162
11-20-2003, 09:48 AM
"Keep doin' whatcher doin', I gotta good pulse... Dispatch can we get an ALS intercept?"
FiRsqDvr45
11-20-2003, 10:18 AM
Quick! Someone get me a NoNeck collar!
Trkco1
11-20-2003, 10:21 AM
Now that's what I call an open airway
MalahatTwo7
11-20-2003, 11:32 AM
"Darn it Chief! When I said "check for an airway", I didn't mean conduct major surgery."
IACOJRev
11-20-2003, 11:37 AM
"Hey Tanker, I TOLD you to ease up on your compressions!"
MalahatTwo7
11-20-2003, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by IACOJRev
"Hey Tanker, I TOLD you to ease up on your compressions!"

ROFLMAO :D:D:D:D:D
12TruckIrons
11-20-2003, 12:18 PM
I guess their mothers never taught them to share when they were little.
EMTSteve
11-20-2003, 12:20 PM
When they told me I would "get ahead" in my EMS career, I wasn't expecting this!
FlyingKiwi
11-20-2003, 02:48 PM
kghemtp

They are Gold helmets. French FF's.

Attempting to conduct CPR on a spineless French politician.
safetyhappy
11-20-2003, 03:11 PM
I told you we needed duct tape on the rig!
SPFDRum
11-20-2003, 03:34 PM
"That was one tough game of 'pop goes the weesal'!"
WannabeintheFD
11-20-2003, 04:14 PM
"QUICK HIDE THE HEAD!"
CharlieRFDPres
11-20-2003, 04:17 PM
'Let me think, hmmmmmmm, if we cut about a 3 and 1/2 foot piece of garden hose and stick it on the end of the E.T. tube, get about 5 feet of duct tape, a REALLLLLLLY big bandaid, and maybe a little superglue.'

or

'Tell me again, They said the coroner was going to be delayed how long?'


Oh yeah forgot to mention, thats my 'other job' (Coroner):rolleyes:
Quigger
11-20-2003, 04:29 PM
wanna play football?
33motor
11-20-2003, 04:34 PM
Forced to train together, 2 old enemies... Ernie & Frank, found a solution that didn't invade each others space....
InAndUp
11-20-2003, 04:42 PM
"According to the Red Cross, compressions should exert enough force to manually help the heart beat - but not such force that your patient's head blows off."
lutan1
11-20-2003, 05:22 PM
Now everybody stay back- we're fully trained professionals and we do know what we're doing....:rolleyes:
kghemtp
11-20-2003, 06:07 PM
Sorry Kiwi... Guess I lost my head! ;)
emtbff927
11-20-2003, 06:10 PM
wow chief, I'm impressed! You really had to use your head on that call!
emtbff927
11-20-2003, 06:18 PM
"You get the head and I'll start compressions!"
FlyingKiwi
11-20-2003, 06:40 PM
Thats ok Kevin.

You were just trying to get ahead of everyone.

:D :D :D
kghemtp
11-20-2003, 07:46 PM
The one firefighter says to the other, "Ok, you take the head."
~~~~~~~~~~~~
"But Bob, I want the head-- you had it last time!"
"No, I want it!"
"No, it's MY turn!"
*Rip*
"Oops! Uh, ok Bob... you get the head!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Police to the firefighters, "For my report I need his approximate height, head to toe." Well, looks to me about 8' sir.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey, maybe the 2004 line of people are coming out with removable heads for better ventilation and intubation! We should be so lucky.
CharlieRFDPres
11-20-2003, 08:28 PM
I JUST WANNA KNOW WHICH ONES JOHNNY AND WHICH ONE IS ROY... Chet undoubtedly is running for the drug box.



Ooooopps I'm sorry these are suppose to be captions, so how about: Roy says: "Hey Johnny I sure hope Chet gets back with the drug box, before Dr. Bracket and Dixie get here."
Weruj1
11-20-2003, 08:50 PM
I have seen some pretty excited patients ..............but never one that lost their head !
firefiftyfive
11-21-2003, 01:11 AM
Jesus Christ you blew his head off.
DrParasite
11-21-2003, 01:17 AM
you think we should tell the doc about this, or can we handle this using our standing orders?
jonesy0924
11-21-2003, 02:07 AM
Oh man chiefs gonna be pissed.....how are we gonna explain this for a second time....

or

at least the cords are out of the way..tubes in...:D
engine1321
11-21-2003, 02:47 AM
To quote an old saying from childhood:

"Mama had a baby and it's head popped off!"
WannabeintheFD
11-21-2003, 12:06 PM
The body, perfectly placed on the state border, the fire departments, torn *cough cough* between who gets the call...
IACOJRev
11-21-2003, 12:32 PM
Okay... I'll flip you for it... heads or tails?
firemanpat29
11-21-2003, 12:39 PM
I didnt do it, nobody saw me do it, you cant prove a thing!!!!!!
hwoods
11-21-2003, 12:49 PM
C'mon Lady, you've got to pull yourself together.......:eek:
46Truck
11-21-2003, 02:19 PM
"ahhhh.....you're alright, just put some 'Tussin on it!!!";)
E229Lt
11-21-2003, 04:53 PM
Some of us like pumping. Some of us just like a little head.
ThNozzleman
11-21-2003, 05:08 PM
I think even I could get a tube in this one! :p
ChiefReason
11-21-2003, 05:15 PM
Tornnnnn between two loverrrrrs,
Feelin' like a foolllllllll.....:D

Try this one:
Congratulation. You just moved to the head of the class.

If you leave me now,
You'll take away the biggest part of me;
oooooooh.

Come on.
I'm not seeing any rise in her chest. Check for an obstruction.
FlyingKiwi
11-21-2003, 05:22 PM
These new dummies are a rip off.
AVFR452
11-21-2003, 05:55 PM
Could they be.....
















Truckies?????
ffexpCP
11-21-2003, 06:34 PM
I don't remember going through this in class!
captstanm1
11-22-2003, 11:02 AM
"Now that's what I call a hyper-extended neck!"
rcrompm46
11-22-2003, 07:43 PM
:D :D :D

The one thing you never want to hear your partner say on a call..........



OOPS
mark440
11-22-2003, 09:27 PM
I'm gunna hug him & squeeze him & call him George... :)

"But doc! We had to perform a field amputation!"

*Mark
Robertsc
11-22-2003, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by FlyingKiwi
kghemtp

They are Gold helmets. French FF's.

Attempting to conduct CPR on a spineless French politician.

Actually their are Canadian i believe Newfoundland.
CommDiva
11-23-2003, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by Robertsc


Actually their are Canadian i believe Newfoundland.


Nope, not Newfies....Look carefully at the helmet, there is some sort of protective piece that goes right down the back of it. Also, if you look very carefully at the licence plate of the vehicle behind them, it is not from Newfoundland and Labrador, but looks European to me.

Pat
MalahatTwo7
11-23-2003, 01:30 AM
Not sure, but I think the helmets are "Firehawks"? or something close to that name. We saw one during the AutoEx this year. These ones look a lot like the ones the British use. The helmets have that "motorcycle helmet" look to them, that most of us "Colonials" don't carry. LOL ;)
tripperff
11-24-2003, 01:43 AM
Leave it to a chief to start CPR on a headless patient...


Just out of curiosity, who does CPR wearing FULL TURNOUTS AND A HELMET?????????
CollegeBuff
11-25-2003, 02:46 AM
"You guys were the ones who had to share a protocol book in EMT school, weren't you."
kghemtp
11-25-2003, 09:54 AM
College.... or they didn't have an EXPERIENCED instructor to say, "Oh yeah, and DON'T tear off the head-- it's bad for survivability"