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MalahatTwo7
09-25-2003, 12:01 PM
On my way to the Station, when around the corner appears FF26. This in itself is not an unusual thing on any given Saturday as we live in the same neighbourhood.

What was unusual was the fact he was wearing full turnouts. The odd thing is, these appeared to be made fully of leather.... Now I am kinda wondering to myself.......
IACOJRev
09-25-2003, 12:03 PM
...where is that sweet smell coming from. Then I realize that the turnout gear isn't leather at all -- it's black licorice! He tells me that he got a great deal on the gear from...
MalahatTwo7
09-25-2003, 12:19 PM
Allen's Confectionary. But for some reason I just knew that couldn't be right. When I asked him why he was wearing licorice turnouts he replied.......
superchef
09-25-2003, 12:42 PM
:p
WannabeintheFD
09-25-2003, 04:06 PM
... you can never be to prepared for...
FlyingKiwi
09-25-2003, 04:34 PM
"Drambui" replied 26.

27 asked "Isn't that some crazy scottish liquor."

"YESSSSSS" replied 26 with a far away look in his eyes.
MalahatTwo7
09-25-2003, 06:22 PM
And as the dreamy, faraway look glazed his eyes, 26 mumbled,

"...it's what all the skirt wear'n guys drink...and those bag pipes..."
lutan1
09-25-2003, 06:45 PM
...remind me of Kiwi's 4 legged cousins in NZ....
Kobersteen
09-25-2003, 09:18 PM
... but enough about Kiwi, let's talk about us." 26 said as he reached into his bunker pants and pulled out...
safetyhappy
09-25-2003, 09:27 PM
...a picture of...
WannabeintheFD
09-25-2003, 09:35 PM
.. my dog... hey now! i didnt think that he was...
AFD368
09-25-2003, 11:18 PM
cute enough to be on the cover of.........
lutan1
09-25-2003, 11:53 PM
...The Rolling Stone....
MalahatTwo7
09-26-2003, 03:47 AM
Lutan, it wasn't the cover of Rolling Stone, it was GQ Annonymous. That's the magazine for.....
lutan1
09-26-2003, 05:43 AM
...blokes who wear skirts and yodel when....
Kobersteen
09-26-2003, 08:41 AM
... told that the shepherd is sleeping and the sheep are feeling frisky. But I digress...
lutan1
09-27-2003, 06:02 PM
...because I really want to talk about...
MalahatTwo7
09-27-2003, 07:18 PM
How to tie knots in the dark, and mud pies and other confectionary's....latex and leather......
MalahatTwo7
10-01-2003, 12:10 PM
Yesterday while I was driving through the city in E1, I swear that I saw the HMC dancing in the streets. Or maybe it was his cousin, the Funky Monkey. In any case he/it(?) was dancing 'n singing up a storm, singing......
Armyfirerescue
10-16-2003, 08:08 PM
"...bye...bye...miss american pie..." See! Everything relates to food! Where is cheffie when you need her?! He/it (?) continued singing, until he/it was tapped on the shoulder...
safetyhappy
10-16-2003, 08:31 PM
...by Jason Biggs who knows all about American Pies...
Armyfirerescue
10-16-2003, 09:44 PM
He said "Did you know, that pork is the other white meat?"...
lutan1
10-16-2003, 11:55 PM
.. then Jason said, "Speaking of pork, there's this one time at the explorers band camp, I....."
MalahatTwo7
10-17-2003, 12:02 PM
Stumbled across a prophet who after a long tirade about the virtues of clean living and a clean mind imparted this message upon me:

(I think he said his name was Da Rov... or maybe De Rev... I am not sure, his eastern accent was kinda tough to understand and as for his message????..... ;)
Kobersteen
10-18-2003, 05:48 PM
As I walked away, I began pondering this newly acquired wisdom. Suddenly, it all became clear to me. I had always been...
12TruckIrons
10-18-2003, 05:52 PM
...living a lie, and now the light has enabled me to see who I really am which is.............
captstanm1
10-18-2003, 06:59 PM
A tongue tied irish american.........
StayBack500FT
10-18-2003, 10:15 PM
.......woman....Mama let me bee--eeeeeee.....don't come knockin' around my....
captstanm1
10-18-2003, 11:02 PM
.....around my....Door...because I am out on a tour of...
firefighter26
10-19-2003, 10:23 PM
...the factory were they produce...
12TruckIrons
10-19-2003, 10:35 PM
eddible underware. You would not believe who i saw there it was......
Ohiovolffemtp
10-19-2003, 11:46 PM
WOT, who were doing careful size checks on their edible undies, so they wouldn't have to shave too much of their....
12TruckIrons
10-20-2003, 12:47 AM
.....cats hair. Have you ever heard the racket when you shave a cat? It sounds just like a............
lutan1
10-21-2003, 06:54 PM
...President having his back hair waxed....
firefighter26
10-21-2003, 07:26 PM
...with a ventilation saw.

Everything seemed to line up with the edible undies, so the WOT decided to investigate what, exactly, 26 was doing while he was wearing the specially made turnout gear. They started by...
MalahatTwo7
10-21-2003, 08:56 PM
Sending out the HMC from Conneticut to search him out. There was much discussion about the diaper issue, but that was resolved with the judicous use of edibles. Once HMC found 26 there was much rejoicing as..........
lutan1
05-21-2004, 08:52 PM
some explorer picked us up in their POV with loads of lights, sirens and other gadgets. We proceeded to.....
Firefighter1219
05-22-2004, 11:55 AM
...the Trojan Condom Factory, to pick up a case of condoms, because you were going to...
MalahatTwo7
05-22-2004, 12:14 PM
Ensure the 'safety' of all participants in the Edible Undies Eating Contest, for which it was a general concensus that......







WOW Lutan, how long did you search to find this one? LOL :D:D
lutan1
05-22-2004, 08:31 PM
condoms and hazing of probie FF's go....

It was just begging to be re-ignited Malahat! :p
MalahatTwo7
05-22-2004, 09:48 PM
... hand in hand like a Hot Monkey Chick wearing a pink Tu-tu? LOL :D
Firefighter1219
05-24-2004, 12:07 PM
Speaking of tu-tus, I once saw a Poptart wearing one while he was...
superchef
05-24-2004, 12:29 PM
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