StayBack500FT or 1000 Sign Posts.

[FlyingKiwi]

Hey StayBack500FT, this thread is started to allow you to post your 1'000 post.

We wait with anticip..............ation on your words of wisdom.

PS. there were 12 victims, and they all came out the front door, no wait, 5 came out the roof, 4 were dug out of the basement, and the following note was found pinned to the back door.

"Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy."

[NJFFSA16]

Ya gotta figure....1000 posts, plus StayBack, makes for 1000 damaged STOP signs!

1:D :rolleyes: :eek:

[StayBack500FT]

Thank you Kiwi...

[StayBack500FT]

....the last time something of this sort happened...

[StayBack500FT]

...I was in the back of a Monte Carlo....

[StayBack500FT]

...with a fiery, little REDHEAD!!!! (Shhhhhh.....don't tell Cheffie...LOL!!!!)



Congrats to Tempie on her 1000'th too!!!

[IACOJRev]

Hey? Isn't Tempie a red head?

[tanker5117]

how many red-headed WOT are there?

[RspctFrmCalgary]

Congrats on reaching 1000 posts Stayback! :D

[NJFFSA16]

You made it to the big 1:eek: :eek: :eek: !

I salute you....and offer thanks for the wisdom, and chuckles you have provided.

[superchef]

A Monte Carlo huh? Stayback congrats on reaching and passing 1000 posts. Your wit and wisdom have certainly made a difference in my day many many times.

;) :D



PS. Good thing this fiery little red head loves you. I forgive you for the Monte Carlo thing. ;)

[StayBack500FT]

:D :D :D LOL!!! I can't help it if that's what I drove in high school!!! Cheffie....you crack me up!!!

[MalahatTwo7]

Stayback, welcome to the 1K Klub... I think its all down hill from here, but man what a speed you can get to.... I look forward to reading further on the antics and adventures of "Stayback500feet".


Originally posted by tanker5117
how many red-headed WOT are there?

Well, to my knowledge anyhow... there are at least three:

PFire, Cheffie, and although Tempie is more blonde than red...(I wonder which is the more natural colour sometimes.... :rolleyes:)

[FlyingKiwi]

Damn, NJ just walked past the 3,000 mark.

Heres a maths solution for you both (It's a True story....NOT)

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried
everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short,
everything they could think of.

Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down & enrolled him
in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Tommy
came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't kiss his
mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room & started studying. Books & papers were spread out all over the room and little Tommy was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner and to her shock, the minute he was done he marched back to his room without a word and in no time he was back hitting the books as hard as before.

This went on for sometime, day after day while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference.

Finally, little Tommy brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table and went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, his mom looked at it and to her surprise, little Tommy got an "A" in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" Little Tommy looked at her and shookhis head, no. "Well then," she replied, "was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT was it?"

Little Tommy looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."

[WVFDCap]

Even if they are good for a backseat night, don't get an older Monte. Mine just lost overdrive on the SECOND tranny! :( I think I'll find a Ford dealer.

[StayBack500FT]

I smell a lemon.

[SmokeEater661]

Congratulations on the 1000 mark. I hope to read more of your informative posts. I have much to learn and also to post. Keep low to the ground and stay safe

~~Smoke~~~:D

[StayBack500FT]

TY very much!:)