IACOJ Question

[FightingDevil]

Quick question for the esteemed Jakes in the crowd:

I keep seeing the acronym BMI used in the boards, but can't seem to figure out what it stands for. Hopefully I'm not asking a 'secret handshake' question!!?!?! :cool:

Thanks!!

-Devil

[MalahatTwo7]

Hhhhmm good question.... BMI translates to "Body/Mass Index"... that is a real term used here in the Military. It was originally to determine our physical fitness levels vs our weight-to-height ratio. But we have done away with using it because the "scale" was never applied correctly, whereby guys who were built like Arnold Swartzeneger, with a BMI way over your size, was considered "fat". Ok, you tell Arny when he was 20 yrs old that he was "fat".

[CaptainGonzo]

BMI: Bureau of Mutt Investgation!

[Adze39]

BMI is what our esteemed El Presidente says. We are dispatched to squash the mutts of the world! Purebreds unite!

[FightingDevil]

I am SOOOO glad that it's not Body/Mass Index....I'd probably need a bigger pair of those pinchers since the last time I was BMI'd.

As for the 'Mutt Investigation':

Do you need to use the Sunday New York Times to swat the mutts, or would a standard daily paper that you use on the 'pups' suffice?!?!? :p

-Devil

[Trkco1]

Since the NY Times has a bunch of Mutt reporters writing for it, Sure, it will work just fine.

[MOTOWN88]

And when the BMI cant remove the problems they send in the Rowdy Irish Truckies that roll over everything in the way.

[hfd66truck]

MO...don't forget the BANGSTICK!!!

[CollegeBuff]

"This..... this is my BOOMSTICK!!!!!