How longo without Mongo?

[ChiefReason]

There was a rumor circulating at the IACOJ meeting last night that Mongo was posting in the Forums. But, alas, I didn't see it.
Mongo; can you give us a call to let us know that you're all right?
We are worried about you. Did you lose a bet and have to give up posting for awhile? Maybe you decided to go back to college? Or you've found something else more interesting and time consuming.
I'm about ready to have your picture put on milk cartons.
It's been tough without you. Please come back.
We miss you; I miss you. I mean that in a "healthy" way.
IMACOJ-URACOJ.

[HFDEXP777]

Originally posted by ChiefReason
I'm about ready to have your picture put on milk cartons.


LMAO:)

[Temptaker]

Chief,

I know Cheffie has been in contact with him. Maybe she can update us.

[superchef]

Chief
Mongo and I have kept in touch. I have told him he is very much missed here in the forums and let him know we all miss him and care about him.

[CaptainGonzo]

Oh where, oh where has our dear Mongo gone
oh where oh where can he be?
with his unique insight and his rapier like wit
please come back and don't quit!

[Lewiston2Capt]

Well put Gonzo, I dont think I would have done it in song but well put. :)
I do believe it is time to activate the FF assistance and rescue team (FART) to locate and bring our lost brother back. PARs have proven ineffective. Activate FART now!

[NJFFSA16]

Bulletin....Urgent.....Mongo spotted at Wrigley Field...........

See Mongo Here! (http://www.bdsmongolianbarbeque.com/mongo_man.html)


Well.....maybe not.

We miss ya big guy!

[PuffyNPFD]

I agree with Shawn, Activate the IACOJ FART!!!!!

[90Truck]

FROM: IACOJCOM
TO: CO CAPTAIN GONZO
XO ADZE (BMI)

//FOR YOUR EYES ONLY//

//MESSAGE//IACOJ FART AND TACSAR TEAM IS ON READY ALERT. MONGO IS AWOL AND MUST BE FOUND IMMEDIATLY. DEPLOYMENT IS AT CO'S COMMAND WITH CONCURANCE FROM XO. ALL MEANS ARE AT YOUR DISPOSAL. ADVISE FURTHUR ON SITUATION ASAP. VARIFICATION CODE DELTA BRAVO ECHO ONE SIX NINER CHARLIE. //END MESSAGE//

[EastKyFF]

I have already been activating FARTs all morning. I think it's that Prevacid I took.

[huff317]

Okay, somebody give an update. I have been out of country for about four months courtesy of uncle sam......did someone steal mongo? What happened?

[ChiefReason]

Huff:
Mongo is AWOL. He has not posted one of his hand crafted, finely sculpted pieces in quite some time. He has been absent from the IACOJ meetings. Cheffie has been in contact with him, but we haven't. We just want to know that he's OK; you know, eating right, cleaning himself, taking his vitamins and watching "Hardball with Chris Matthews".
FARTs or not; it stinks without Mongo!
If I only had three wishes, they would be for 1)world peace 2)to be a judge at the Miss America pageant 3)a good, old-fashioned Mongo rant.
Then, I could die a happy man.
Mongo; I turned 50 and not even so much as a wink from you?
Bah!

[huff317]

Thanks Chief, I'm trackin' now....:cool:

Peace

[mongeaux]

ChiefReason

can you give us a call to let us know that you're all right?

You didn't leave me your number.

Maybe you decided to go back to college? Or you've found something else more interesting and time consuming.

Something came up that did require a break from posting, pretty much just been family and work for the last few. Everything's cool now though.

Except this week I'm sittin' in Austin bored to tears... 6th Street just don't have that same flair...

Lewiston2Capt

I do believe it is time to activate the FF assistance and rescue team (FART)

Do they have a certain smell so I can tell if they're close? Or are they just noisy?

NJFFSA16

Bulletin....Urgent.....Mongo spotted at Wrigley Field...........

Dude, I'ma lot uglier than that. Besides that 'stache and chin hair ain't NFPA compliant.

ChiefReason

If I only had three wishes, they would be for 1)world peace 2)to be a judge at the Miss America pageant 3)a good, old-fashioned Mongo rant.

That was ME ranting about the cry for world peace outside the Miss America contest!!! Man, I couldn't get the contestants to leave me alone. Good thing I had a chaperone.

Hey, anyone need some phone numbers, I know 50 more chicks that need dates...

I turned 50 and not even so much as a wink from you? Bah!

Happy belated birfday, amigo.

50?! Wow...

That's, like, really old. and not far away for me.

Bah! Indeed...

But seriously...

Thanks for the concern, everythings good now, just had some bidness I had to handle on this end. SuperChef and I exchanged a few emails and she said ya'll were looking for me. I had no idear there was a forum topic until another member told me via PM just the other day.

I'm back to some degree, had to change my name because I'm an idiot (forgot my password to FH and to my yahoo account).

What I just realized the other day was that I quit posting the same time the FF from Allen shot his wife. I am pleased that nobody put 2+2 together and got 5 and thus, thought that was me.

Thanks ya'll. Really.

[superchef]

Mongo

It is a pleasure to see you back in good form here in the forums. You have been missed. Perhaps this calls for a dinner in honor of your return.


;)

[huff317]

Mongeaux-
"What I just realized the other day was that I quit posting the same time the FF from Allen shot his wife. I am pleased that nobody put 2+2 together and got 5 and thus, thought that was me."


.....I'm just glad that you aren't the wife involved in said situation.......:p :p


Peace

[ChiefReason]

Mongeaux or whoever you call yourself; your reply had very familiar tones. It looked like Mongo and felt like Mongo, but I don't know....
I don't want to get my hopes up just yet. Hell, man, I accused you of being an imposter at one of our IACOJ Sunday nite meetings. You had posted but it just didn't have that "mongo zing" to it. No quotes; not one bit of rapier wit-I wasn't convinced. I even went to your profile and there was NO information. No Dallas-Fort Worth area; no nothing. So I thought the worst; I thought Mongeaux was impersonating Mongofire99. And that would take big, big well-you-know-whats.
And then you called me "amigo". Only Mongo would call me amigo. No one else has ever called me amigo. I'm getting goosebumps.
But for the real test; movie trivia. Here it is; a quote (paraphrased) from one of the all-time classics-"Are you talking about the worm or the piece of vermacelli?" What movie; who said it and who played him?
Don't anyone help him.
Don't disappoint me.

[snowball]

I've been here a while and read with great intrest
Mongo's posts. I'm with you ChiefReason I dont'
know if it's really him. I base this on the fact
that in all the posts of Mongofire99 I have never once
seen the word "Y'ALL" used. Just an observation.

[mongeaux]

C'mon ChiefReason, ask me somthing hard.

What movie;

Young Frankenstein

who said it

Med student

who played him?

Danny Goldman

[superchef]

I even made dinner for you Mongo. But I am not convinced you are really back yet.

Cheffie :D

[Weruj1]

a long time ...........any got the dizzle ?