Tempie...Cheffie...make sure all the gentlemen properly pitch their tents..K?

[StayBack500FT]

'Cause it's the First Annual I.A.C.O.J.'s Camping Party!! Oh yeah!! Hayrides, weinee roasts, ghost stories, bon fire, strippers...er...ummm.. did I say strippers???? LOL **shrugs** All the traditional camp out goodies...Oh and the hot tub is under the pine grove to the west. Now help me unload the coolers, it's time to crack open a cold one!!!

[tom427428]

who brought that shower on a trailer that kohler puts out for decon?

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[hfd66truck]

Oh man, there is still too much blood in my alcohol system.........

Here we go again!

[SPIPER]

I have a pop-up camper! :D :rolleyes:

[NJFFSA16]

Alrightey then...I got my tent pitched, grabbed a cold one...now I'm ready for some weenie roasting. Who has those fresh buns? A little spicy mustard...and I'm ready to settle into that hot tub. Oh...yeah....that's real nice.

OOOOPS...darn, my weenie fell outta the bun...Pfire, can you help me find it.......it's gotta be right here somewh...Oh..my, WaTCH what you're graBBin there...OH...OH....Hot DOG!!

This is gonna be some campout!:p :rolleyes:

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[FlyingKiwi]

Right then. The sleeping tent is up, the beer tent with cooler has gone up right beside it.
Now we need Tempies portable spa arrangement under the shade of them trees over there.
Oops, just checked the clock, it is way past my beer time.

[CollegeBuff]

The shower tent just won't be the same without my Jiffy.... ::tear::

[NJFFSA16]

Wow.....:eek: Pfire........Ohhhhhh How Looong Can you....... hold your Breath???? That's amazing!!:rolleyes:

But, uhm.....Did ya find the weenie? :eek:

[SPIPER]

Originally posted by superchef

Anyone have a good ghost story? NJ?

http://www.firehouse.com/forums2/showthread.php?s=&threadid=40056

[Bones42]

All the traditional camp out goodies Graham crackers, Hershey's chocolate bars, marshmallows. Can't have a camp out without Smores.

[CJMinick390]

Are we inviting the webteam? They deserve a little fun as well. I brought the portable air compressor for the air matresses. Camping doesn't mean discomfort, after all. Toss me some cold liquid refreshment, will ya?

[superchef]

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[captstanm1]

With all this tent pitching going on in such close proximity...I hope that no one has any leaks.... That could be devastating.....:p

[martinm]

Will there be Bushmills for "afters"???:) At least you don't have to wait for it to chill!

[FlyingKiwi]

Martin, park yourself on the seat right here, and do not try to get up until we can see clear glass at the bottom of the bottle. :D

[90Truck]

hey, cheffie, did ya pitch the honeymoon tent yet, or are ya waitin till i get out their?? i think rev would hitch us in the woods, ya no, since we're engaged?:D

[SPIPER]

How bout a little skinny dippin before I've drank too much and fall face first into the campfire :D

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[SPIPER]

Well better go before we eat, since you are cooking! I'll be full!

[Temptaker]

*There's a loud rustling noise in the bushes.* Our fearless firefighters who risk life and limb to run into burning buildings and rescue the stranded, stand poised, ready....

*The rustling is getting louder... it's coming closer*

Then suddenly "OUCH!!! Who put that there?" *Tempie emerges from the bushes, looking rather disheveled, with little bits of tree caught in her hair. Her arms full, dragging a salvage cover behind her filled with all the camping necessities*

Cheffie ... I brought seasonal fruit, nice and ripe and juicy. Just incase anyone wants a little something to dribble down their chin ;)

*more rustling behind Tempie, much louder followed by thumps and grunts* Once again the fearless men of our camp stand poised... ready... to run and climb the nearest tree at the first sign it is a bear.

"OUCH!!! What is that? Hey! Lady! Where are you taken us? We are just supposed to deliver, not go on a nature hike!" Several men carrying cases of liquid refreshments emerge from the bushes.

If someone would please direct these men to the beer tent, there is more coming ;) I have once again used my powers of persuasion to attain some refreshments. :D And Ice... I have Ice too.

Now can someone help me? I need to get a tent pitched, a weenie in my belly, and some Guinness would be great too ;)

[SPIPER]

My dear Tempie, I'll give you a hand. I have plenty of room in my camper. It even has a sink and toilet. Start the generator for the fridge. (Can you tell I dont care too much for roughing it, too long in the infantry):D

[CaptainGonzo]

Better emphasize the words "pitch their tents"....some of us who have been deafened with 20+ years of sirens and airhorns hear it as "Tempie....cheffie....make sure all the gentlemen properly ditch their pants!" :D

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[CJMinick390]

Ladies,

It's so good to see you all again. The camping trip seems to be in full swing. We have your weenies and liquid refreshments waiting for you. Hopefully Pfire and Two-7 find us. Just wouldn't be the same without them.:D

[pwc606]

Pass me a cool one please Cheffie. I always enjoy a party that you and Temp have anything to with. Now after we have pitched our tents and ditched our pants I think we should jump into the hot tub for a while.

Matt;)

[Ohiovolffemtp]

Cheffie, Pfire, Tempie, and all of you other fine ladies. I haven't heard that you brought sunscreen or insect repellent. Come now, we're camping in August - what were you thinking? Being the chivalrous fellow I am, I brought extra. I'll be glad to rub some on you if you'd like.

As a state certified fire instructor, I'll take care of setting all fires. I guarantee that all will be set according to NFPA 1403, using class A combustibles only - no flammable liquid accelerants. Bet I can get things blazing with only 1 match.

Cheffie, how are you at cooking venison? A deer leaped out in front of me on the way to the campgrounds. I field dressed it and hung it from a tree outside the camp. We'll butcher it in the morning and we can have fresh venison for dinner.

[PuffyNPFD]

*an Expedition pulls up with a trailer, it is the Budweiser promo trailer, filled with untapped kegs of Bud, Bud Light, and Guinness!!! The door opens, Puffy exits with cigar in mouth, opens rear doors, out comes the "female entertainment specialists" from 26's bachelor party!*

Let's go skinny dipping! Some chicken fights, perhaps???

Cheffie- Can you come up with a killer twist on grilled chicken for me?

[SPIPER]

Puffy, you can hang out with me any day. A Ford, although I have an Explorer, Budweiser, and cigars!:D

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[FlyingKiwi]

Cheffie don't worry. The dark shape emerging from the bush is just moi, grumbling FFFFOOOOOODDDDDDD.
Scared all the bears off for you.

[Steamer]

*SNIFF***SNIFF*

Cheffie...um...why does the chicken smell like coconut??

*SNIFF***SNIFF*

And you smell like allspice and.....

Whoa...you didn't let Puffy help with this didya?!

[superchef]

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[CollegeBuff]

Spice-Rubbed Grilled Chicken Breasts with a Lemon-Shallot Sauce


Can I be the, er, rubber? :D I've got experience in the field..... :cool:

[Adze39]

CB...I had a response for you...but at the risk of being shut down, I editted it...at least I gave you a chance ot read it before I changed it!

[CollegeBuff]

It was a shot at me, folks..... we'll leave it at that. :rolleyes: ;)

[Adze39]

CB, you always seem to leave yourself open for shots...and you know I can resist taking shots at you! :)

[captstanm1]

I am all for the skinny dipping...but...should we not make see pics of all involved to avoid the shock!:D

[superchef]

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[SPIPER]

This was on 3-11-02 hence the t-shirt, please don't bash me too hard for the salad bowl and yellow truck, I didnt choose them! :D

http://www.kcareaexplorers.com/images/upload/00000002/mymug2.jpg

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[SPIPER]

Why thank you, my son took it. It was the only one he took that he waited long enough for me to smile.:D Not bad for a 10 year old.

[PuffyNPFD]

Cheffie- Great choice on the chicken!! It sure is tasty!!! Of course I'll go skinny dipping with you. You can sit on my shoulders for the chicken fights, at 6'5, on my shoulders, you'd have the height advantage!!!;)

Take it easy on CollegeBuff guys, he is still a doughboy and it takes time to be crusty in the wisdom dept. as well.

CollegeBuff- You can't leave yourself open like that!!! Crusty advice- always CYA, no one else will!!!!

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[Engine101]

I'll go get the firewood,
Stayback what do you want to do about that pack of bears in our campground?

[lil'misscapt]

Hi, just wondering exactly how much crust you need to be invited to this campout. Does a willingness to earn more crust count? At 21, I hardly have enough experience for it to really count yet, but someone felt I deserved the position of capt, so that should count for something. I'd love to party with all of you, if I'm welcome. I can't cook, and I'm not much for chasing bears...but, I have a feeling I could help with pitching those tents maybe. And, I'm all about skinny dipping in the woods....any one mind a new girl?

[Temptaker]

Spiper thank you so much, I think I am going to sleep under the stars in the moon light... Oh if you hear howling later, don't worry about it, it's just me taking care of the bears ;) (Women of the Tundra thing) Nice pic ;)

Now did I hear something about chicken fights? Who's shoulders do I get to sit on?

Captstan All the ladies here save our newest arrival, have already posted their pics, and come of the men too including El Presidente... we are still waiting on yours ;)

CB hehe... there are so many many places I could take that...

[captstanm1]

Spider.....if ya park that thing outside more it may ripen up and turn red!:D

[pwc606]

lilmisscapt, I welcome you to the party. A willingness to learn is welcome. Don't worry about the beer chasing it comes with age. And I too am all about the skinny dipping. Welcome to the party.

Matt;)

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[lil'misscapt]

Thanks for the welcome. I heard something about chicken fights...would anyone be willing to have me on their shoulders? since apparently I am the only one who has yet to post a pic, I will do that here. I'll warn everyone, I am a kind of crazy drunk, so if you see me hitting the beer tent for the 6th or 7th time, someone may want to stop me. Again, thanks for the warm welcome...

[mtnfyre21]

little miss you can sit on my shoulders i am 6ft 3 in

redheaded irish firefighter
cheffie can you please fix me some of that good vension
i would be veryyyyyy happy
if you need firewood just let me know

watch out all the south has arrived camoed for doing raids on temp and littlemiss

2197 10-8

[CollegeBuff]

Oh......oh my.........

[Halligan]

*There is yet another russle coming from the bushes. The firefighters once again stand ready to defend the beer tent (oh yeah, the ladies too). And through the bushes emerges.....A BEAR!!! Stickes are thrown, shots are fired (from the Southern Boys:rolleyes: ) all in a valient effort. The "bear" screams: "Whoa, watch it. You almost hit me" The brave firefighters peer into the darkness "Who's there?", they say. The "bear" replies "It's ME, Halligan. Am I late?"

Hey, sorry I'm late. I had stop and pick up Cheesesteakes and Pretzals. Please pass me one of them there Guiness'.

I think I'll pitch my tent over there in that soft, mossy area. Oh yeah if anyone see's Mrs. Halligan don't tell her I'm here.:D :p

[pwc606]

with the arrival of lilmissemt. :D Come on over to the hot tub and have a seat and a cold one with me. Lets talk shall we.

Cheffie some more Salmon please.

Matt

[MalahatTwo7]

**Lots of rustling in the bushes... "Damn road maps! Who the heck sent out these directions? FF26, was that you who wrote these up?"

**"Mumble... mumble... Stupid bears...mumble mumble..." "Oh ok, over here... I found some sheep but who let these cows loose? Hope we don't start a stampede or something."

"Hey Pfire, I think we found the place. About time too - I was starting to get hungry and thirsty."**

Alright you lot! :) Pfire and Malahat Two-7 have arrived on scene, with plenty of additional ice, Guinness and Gibsons whiskey. Oh and we brought in some extra sun screen and insect repellent too - can't be too carefull at this time of the year.

I think we will set up our tent just over here, just up from the beach... gotta have a good "Beach Patrol" on hand at all times right? Got my kisbey ring and 100 foot safety line right here. Safety first and all. :rolleyes: **what better way to - oh ya... better not uummmmmm - ya**** :D

Nice job with the shower tent and Cheffie, your culinary delights are awesome as always. If it wasn't for the smell of the BBQ's and cook fires I think we would still be looking for this place.

Don't miss our show! Six beautiful dancing girls! Five beautiful costumes! {London nightclub poster - Mulligan's Bar Guide, 1988}

[lil'misscapt]

Don't mind if I do, PWC606....I really would like to get to know people in here a little better.

Ya know, speaking of bears, a funny thing happened to me this weekend. While out on a real camping trip(sleepign in a cabin, though), a black bear decided to pay us all a visit. He came right up to the cabin during the night. A certain female, just slightly under the influence, woke up to it looking in the window at her. And, while she screamed about the bear, everyone else just screamed at her to shut up. Finally, someone else came and saw it. It left as peacefully as it came, although I'm suprised someone didn't have to change her bed sheets.

Anyway, I'm headed to the hot tub, have fun all.

[FlyingKiwi]

Just a mental picture...

Bear 1 to Bear 2. "There I was, looking through the celophane wrapper on one of those takeaway boxes, and this noise started up, scared the heck out of me..."

[RspctFrmCalgary]

Honk, HONK, HONKKKKKKKKKKK

Sher hops out of 40' bus ummmmm Motorhome (borrowed from Mom & Dad for this little trip - ok borrowed without their knowledge hehehe) whooping and hollering! Woooooohooooooooo now the party can start, sorry I'm late with the tunes .... (cranks up the Tragically Hip Blow at High Dough - might as well start this with some Canadian music!!)since I don't drive I had to get someone else to and yeah yeah we got lost!!! Hey 27 why didn't you warn me FF26 is directionally impaired??? I'm an excellent co-pilot after all - he just wouldn't listen to me :rolleyes: I'd say turn right here and he'd turn left ..... geeeeeezzzz louise!!!!

OMG PUFFY ..... looking up, wayyyyyy up (I'm 5' F**K all!!) welllll there's no way in hell I'll be doing any slow dancing with you by the fire LMFAOOOOOOOO I'd need a stool to stand on!!

Hey 27 would that kisbey ring and rope make a good swing for jumping in the water???? Or are we going to jump from the cliffs instead?

Hope everyone remembered to bring their parkas and boots, it typically snows on long weekends up here in the country of the "Women of the Tundra" :D

Beer first, then I'll get into DJ mode and will take requests until the "entertainment from 26's bachelor party" show starts. Oh, and for the ladies welllllllll ..... *Sher opens the door of the Motorhome with a flourish* I made 26 stop and pick up these Chippendale dancers when their bus broke down outside of Banff :p :p

And since I'll be sleeping in the motorhome I will need a volunteer to help "pitch my tent" seeing as how I don't have the proper equipment to pitch my own tent. ;) :D :p :p

[Halligan]

As quouted from the Great and Mighty Homer Simpson: DOLT!!!!!!!!!:D :eek: :D :eek:

[captstanm1]

Any one been in the water? How's the temp?

I heard there is some form of life in there that is insistent on removing the bathing suit tops of or friends as they swim... Beware!

miss capt...you need a towell?

[Ohiovolffemtp]

That life form that lurks in the waters lives very near a hollow reed that stick up from the depths below. It's known to take great pleasure in observing the beauty of women of the tundra, women of the foggy coast, and women of fire & EMS as they swim by. If by chance, something snags their swimwear as they go past, well....

Don't worry friends, this life form surfaces from time to time to enjoy Cheffie's cooking and Guiness.

[90Truck]

my god, this is the best camping trip i've been on since woodstock!!! the only difference was that mostly everyone was naked at woodstock, and there is more booze here!!!!:D make room in the hot tub!! a toast to our new friend, lil'miss!!!! **clink**;)

[ems121KVFC]

Yeah, I've taken notice to this new life form...still trying to find my top so I can come out of the water before I wrinkle up to bad....


Thanks for the toast, 90....and, captstan, I might need a towel, if noone offers to help me stay warm when I get out.....:rolleyes: ;)


I think I need another drink......

[pwc606]

Ems121 I am quite sure I could help you stay warm. You can come on over to the hot tub with lilmiss and myself. We are quite comfie in here and have cold beer to sip on while the day goes by. And of course I brought the large 8 person sleeper tent so there is plenty of room for any one who needs a place to crash or warm up.

Of course Rspct has that motorhome that looks pretty good we could all jump into and have slumber party in.:D

Cheffie great food. Just watch the bears around that grill. They can be real animals.

Matt

[pwc606]

Tops may be optional in the water but the entire suit is optional in the hot tub. And wrinkles are Okay also.


:D :D

[CJMinick390]

Ah! I do so enjoy these gatherings.:D Kicking back with a perfectly drawn Guinness on my air mattress and watching all the festivities. I just may have to get off my fanny and join in. It's just so comfortable here, though. Wait a minute. Who's that sneaking through the undergrowth? Is that a bucket of cold water from the spring? Yaaaah!

[lil'misscapt]

Okay, without confusing everyone too bad, let me explain something....the last thing I posted came in under the name ems121kvfc. I was on the station computer, and, I am so used to my name being logged in, I never even noticed that it was someone else who's name was logged in. so, the post from ems121kvfd was actually from lilmiss....confused? Yeah, me too....lol, soo sorry for the mistake, but wanted to clear it up....

[pwc606]

Does this mean you aren't bringing a friend to the hot tub? Well more room for you and me then. Pass me another cold beer please.


Matt
:D

[90Truck]

don't worry about it lil'miss! by the way, i'll help ya stay warm! these guys get a little crude when there's too much blood in their alcohol system!!! see ya at the camp fire!;) lata!

[MalahatTwo7]

HHHMMMMM.... beachside views, BBQ, campfire (hope the fire index allows for that???), floaty chairs, hot tub, cold beer awesome food and good company. What more could you ask for in a day?

Just a question though: did anyone remember to bring extra fuel for the generators and small motors? I think I will be back shortly.... gotta be careful we don't run out of fuel - wouldn't want the tunes or hot tub pumps to go down for lack of combustables - that would be very very very bad :( Gotta keep the coolers running too, no ice for drinks is equally as bad.

Say.... did anyone remember to bring the "bubble tent" from the last party? Does anyone even remember where we left it or who has it? I was thinking we could rig up a slip & slide kind of deal from the top of the beach down to the waters edge, with the bubble makers flowing down hill. Using environmentally friendly bubbles of course. :)

Anyhow, while everyone scratches their heads on where the bubble tent is, I will slip away with Pfire to see if we can find some extra gas and propane.

[90Truck]

hmm, i can't seem to get this fire started. anybody got a match?? o, hear we go! **Truck grabs two-7's hand which is now engulfed (spilled some jack on his hand/got to close to fire)** ah, perfect. fire's nice and warm for any cold bathers!!:D ;) oooo, hey tempie, you might wanna look at two-7's hand! has anyone set up the ems tent?!?!?! we might have a problem here!:eek:

[90Truck]

wha??? did anybody hear that???? doo doo doo doo doo...... **Drew-"where's it coming from?!?!** it sounds like, no, not the-the beer tent!?!?!?!? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!: eek: :eek:

[FlyingKiwi]

Sitting outside the tent, under the fly cover in his reclining chair, kiwi picks a couple of guinness out of the cooler, hands one to martinm sitting beside him and remarks.

"9 days and 5 pages have gone by, and some of these people still have not got their camp set up, I am starting to worry."

[90Truck]

has anybody seen my buddy drewbo?!?!?:( I just hope he's not lost in the woods, or got eaten by a bear or a penguin or something!

[MalahatTwo7]

*** RUNNING FOR THE LAKE..... HAND ON FIRE HAND ON FIRE HAND ON FIRE....LOOK OUT KIWI - COMING THROUGH!!!! AAAAHHHH THE PAUSE THAT REFRESHES.... Sorry Kiwi, had to grab a Guinness along the way.***

HEEEYYYYY 90 Truck, how did that happen? My hands weren't anywhere near the fire pit... [Might have been near something else... but not the fire.]

I was on the way out to get more gas and propane. I am wondering if you don't have FF26 with you instead, cuz he is kinda prone to being in the wrong place sometimes. Not that we even look remotely alike but ya know us Malahat Guys... we can be found almost anywhere and usually when you don't want us to be "there".

[FlyingKiwi]

Two-7
Watch out for those small geysers coming from the lake every so often. We borrowed some of 26's small explosives to go trout fishing.

[lil'misscapt]

Hey 90....quit burning peoples hands and get over here, I've spent quite enough time in the hot tub, need to get out and dry off...I remember an offer to keep me warm???


And, as for the penguin, let me handle him, I have a way with penguins. I'll save the beer tent.

[NCFiremedic]

I walked in and the band just started
the singer couldn't care a tune in a bucket
Was on a mission to drown her memory but
I thought no way with all this rukus

But after one round with Jose Cuervo
I caught my boots tapping along with the beat
And After two rounds with Jose Cuervo
The band was sounding pretty darn good to me

Then some stranger asked me to dance
and i reviled to her my two left feet
Said "Don't get me wrong, im glad you asked,
But tonight's about beating an old memory

Then after Three rounds with Jose Cuervo
I let her lead me out on the floor
And after Four rounds with Jose Cuervo
I was showing off moves never seen before

Well, round five or round six
I forgot what I came to forget
After Round seven, Or was it eight?
I bought a round for the whole dang place

And after nine rounds with Jose Cuervo
They were counting me out and i was about to give in
Then after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo
I lost count and started drinking again

No sleeping bag, No tent.
No Shoes, No Shirt
I'm just passed out down by the lake.

P.S. Why is my pillow all of a sudden furry?

[captstanm1]

ems121kvc..Lilmisscapt...:conf used: :confused: I am so confused....

But whomever you are today or then or tomorrow.... I got a towell.. We are all family and we can take turns keeping you warm... But..if we were in Fla camping....warmness would not be an issue. Only thing towells would be needed for is to set on... AND of course...in the water...out of the water...in the tub out of the tub....clothing is optional anyway...

I heard that PWC606 has put something in the "tub" that will disentegrate clothing anyway but not harm skin...BEWARE!

[Bones42]

27 - I got the bubble tent over here. Trying to set it up, but keep falling over from all Guiness.:D Going to try and run the water through a heater so we can have "hot" bubbles to keep everyone warm.

[Ohiovolffemtp]

Kiwi,
Thanks for providing a cover story for the lake lurker. Didn't you notice how the "geysers" were about 3-4 feet from the hollow reed? Didn't you notice they only appeared about 2-3 hours after meals?

Ooops - the secret is out.

Now, about that underwater camera....

[CJMinick390]

I'm off to the hot tub to keep warm after my peaceful reverie was destroyed by that bucket of cold spring water. If I could just figure out who did that....

Move over ladies and gents. I need to get warmed up.:D

[90Truck]

**matt sits beside the lake alone sobbing and thinking to himself...** sigh, still no drewbo. i'm lost without my buddy, but then again, all the guiness doesn't help much for sence of direction, huh?? o well, drew, if you're out there, there is a nice cold brew and a plate of chefie's exelent culinary arts waiting for your arrival. now i think i'll go drown my sorrows in the beer tent. but wait, i remember someone needing warming over at the hottub. i just remembered i have a space heater in my tent.....sigh.

[Temptaker]

27

Good God man get out of the water... next thing you know you'll be flying through the air with the greatest of ease, and a really horrified expression on your face because of the impending impact (or the smell) :rolleyes: Please DO NOT light a match!!!!!

Come on over here, I'll fix up your hand. Course you will have to drink with the other one now. :rolleyes: You are ambidextrous aren't you?

ems121kvc..Lilmisscapt... I am so confused....

Me too, I thought she was lilmissemt *Tempie shakes her head* I obviously need more Guinness.

CJ

Ahhh... sorry about that I was trying to hit 27 as he went by on his way to the lake. Oops

[MalahatTwo7]

Temp, no fear of lighting a match... As for flying with the greatest of ease, well I am on the way out anyway - Thanks for the warning Kiwi! **mumble mumble... I think he just says that cuz I grabbed a Guinness from him on my way through to the lake***

Ambidexterous OH YA - YOU BET I AM :D And not to worry too much, just a flesh wound really, kinda stings a little. But thanks for taking a look at it anyway, it never hurts to be sure.

And sorry CJ, that streak past your field of vision just before the water impact would have been me on the way to the lake. I also apologize for the water dousing from Temp. She was just trying to help out.

[StayBack500FT]

***Dangles a bright blue bikini top on his index finger***

Ummm...cchhhheeeeefffiiieee??? Lose something??



LilMissCapt - Oh my dear Lord!!

Tempie -- Beer me please!!

***Raises a glass*** You guys are the best!! TO US!!



*** Goes back to sprinkling anti-bear powder all around***

[captstanm1]

I am glad I brought my battery powered.....................




BLENDER!!!! Come on guys...get out of the gutter!:D

Man...these margaritas are so good....mmmmmmmm

Tempie.....did you lose your top too... That pwc606 is a wascally wabbit!

[Temptaker]

27

Streaking :eek: Well that explains your hurry to the lake and your reluctance to get out ;) Good of PFire to meet ya there with a towel.

SB500

Guinness coming up... just have to give it time to rest properly, before topping it up ;)

CaptStan

Yep, but mine was a voluntary removal, That was I know where to find it again should the boarder patrol decide to pop in and look for 26's small explosives. :)

[captstanm1]

hmmmmm.....Tempie are you and ltlmiss gonna streak?

Oh by the way....I saw pwc606 (wascal that is is) hiding your bottoms too..

But then I stepped on something in the water and thought it was a set of saddle bags. When I retrieved it...I learned that it was actually someone's top.... Now who lost that one?

Is Genafire at this campout....I have not seen her.

Oh well...it may be early morning...but time for another margarita...

[CJMinick390]

Well, the mystery of the cold water was solved. The tub has taken the chill away and the Guinness has mellowed me quite abit, so I think I'll just soak for awhile. After all, the company is quite nice. Feel free to use my air mattress while I'm tubbing.:D

[1835Wayne]

Wow!! Traffic was horrible!! Finally made it though!! Where should I pitch my tent? Hi Tempie!! Hmmmm........ never mind about the tent.
Where is the beer?? I brought some Kickin' Chicken if anyones interested!!(Wild Turkey) It's SMOOOOOOOTH!

[StayBack500FT]

Thanks Tempie....ever the sweetheart you are.


**Twirls the bikini top on his index finger*** OHHHH Cheffie!!????

[StayBack500FT]

Funny...I seem to have lost my top too!!! (Hehehe)

[MalahatTwo7]

Well Captstan, I am having to agree with you on the subject of whose minds are in which gutter cuz my reference to "streaking" was not in the naked format but in the mode of "extreme speed" as in to leave a streak - but no matter.

On the other hand, Stayback, I must say that your pic is one mighty fine specimen. I am thinking that perhaps you will need a body guard or two to fend off the female hordes. No fear of Pfire, but I can't speak for some of the others. :D

[RspctFrmCalgary]

Malahat methinks thou protest too much ..... coulda swore I saw your naked butt go "streaking" past on your sprint to the lake, nice grab of the Guinness by the way .... are you planning on trying out for the Firefighters Olympic Guinness Relay Team?? :D

"I am glad I brought my battery powered..................... "

ummmmm CaptStan I thought maybe you perhaps did a little shopping at 26's bachelor party in PFire's (I think, memories a bit fuzzy) boutique of goodies? A blender??? how disappointing :( sigh ...
and really ..... my top isn't quite THAT big!!! Big yes, saddle bags big ..... hmmmmmmm I don't think so LOL. Well at least I can stop strip searching all the guys .... I KNEW pwc must have had something to do with my missing top!

CJ would you like some company in the hot tub? Even with all this alcohol I've sucked up there seems to be a bit of a "fall" chill in the air tonight.

Sher cries in Nancy Kerrigan voice "WHY, WHY, WHY is summer only 2 months long?? wahhhhhhhhhh" *mumbles to self* brutal winter non-existant spring, 2 blizzards in May with 6 inches of snow, barely melts and 3', yes THREE <*F*insert bad swearword here yaya you know the one I like to use*N*> FEET OF SNOW, an OK June, JULY OMG over +30 every day up to +36 ugh, early August SNOW (almost the record for August, but not quite LMFAOOOOOOO its happened before - what can I say ALBERTA WEATHER HAHAHA) some drab wet rainy cool days, plus some more +25 to +30 days and a few with normal temps (+21 to +24) now September BOOM <sigh> fall has arrived with a vengeance. wahhhhhhhhhhh summer seems to be over!!!

Hehehe there's still room in the motorhome for a couple more to ummmm sleep tonight if anyone gets too cold in their tents ;) :p

STAYBACK: ya uh huh hehehe nice pic hehehe hehehe hehehe omg toooo funny *cough cough* laughing so hard - you're killing me!!!!!

You know some of those geysers in the lake were indeed a short demonstration of the small explosives show 26 has planned for later on. Maybe he's waiting for Motown and his hooligan brothers to make an appearance first!!!

27 ... there's no need to worry bout the tunes being in jeopardy .... the motorhome has a kick ass stereo and I brought some 6 foot high speakers along just in case the generator does konk out.

OK CJ .... here I come!!!!!! *takes a running leap over Kiwi sprawled by the hot tub in his lawn chair, executing a perfect cannonball into the hot tub* :D :cool:

[Temptaker]

*Trying to look innocent, flutters lashes, and smiles so coyly*

CaptStan Me... Streak? Now would I do that?

*Respect yells from the hot tub* "Not without music!"

pwc... Ohhhhhh... pwc... where has he gone off to?

1835wayne Hi there ;) Did I hear you mention Wild Turkey? Hmmmm... that means I have to make a decision now, and you know how I hate to make decisions. Guinness... Turkey... Guinness... Turkey... hmm can't decide. I guess I'll have to indulge with both. You don't mind sharin' with lil ol' me do you? I have your drink right here ;)

SB500 Anytime my friend, just let me know when you are starting to get low. I have a rule about running on empty you know. ;)

Didn't we already talk about your depiction of yourself???

27 LIES LIES ALL LIES!!!!! (sorry Austin Powers moment there) You did move pretty fast though. I don't usually miss a target ;)

Respect THAT was the most beautiful cannonball I have ever seen.

[1835Wayne]

A little kickin chicken for me, a 12oz glass for Tempie, A little glass for me, A 12oz glass for Tempie............. Try to keep up dear;) :p My tent is juuust over here.........

Yes dear, the one with the 4,000 gallon tanker of warm Guiness behind it........(gets em every time!!)

WOW!! WHOSE TOP IS THIS!! How did it get in my tent??

If the Kickin' Chicken is too harsh, I also have some GOOD Lord Calvert Canadian!!! You gotta have the Lord in your life!! I have any more of this and I'll sing OH Canada!!!:eek:

[MalahatTwo7]

Wayne, were did you get a 4k gal Guinness tanker? I see a 3 ton delivery truck pretty much every day going up the Island and then back down, but I've never seen a tanker truck yet.

As for power sources, vehicles are nice, but they normally are not rigged for the sort of punishement that we seem to put them to when we are "out and about". I am pretty sure that I saw a 50k generator on a trailer a little while ago, so I know that will power up pretty much anything we could throw at it. Hence the protest of streaking, I was just on my way out to grab more fuel.

However Respct, that was a pretty good cannon ball into the tub! And thanks for the comment on the relay... 26 and I are kinda working on that one for next years Evolutions and the Make and Break event. Gotta work on our timing and technique.

[pwc606]

*comes up with a bathing suit bottom in his mouth* Well heeelllooo Respect!! Glad you could join us. I couldn't resist the bathing suit. How you Doin'!!


Sorry Tempie I was bathing suit bobbing in the hot tub again.:D Anyone care to join me. Of course now that we have the streakers out there this could get pretty interesting. I think I found Cheffies top on my last dive and this looks like.......is this yours Tempie?? Stand up and let me size this on you. Or maybe? Hey did anyone see Lilmiss anywhere? I think this is hers.*picks up another top and bottom from the step*

I just hope these ladies have plenty of sun block. Do any of you need a hand applying that sun block? I am very willing and able to help. I am a professional after all in the area of sun block application y'know.:cool:


Hey who you calling wascally capt? I was just helping the ladies cool off a bit. Y'know it being warm out and all. They looked a bit hot with all those bikinis on.:cool:

I think I may head over to the lake and see how the bathing suit bobbing is over there. Anyone care to volunteer a bikini or two to the cause? Oh and we can stop off at the Guinness tanker on the way to get a refill. So bring your mugs.

Last one in has to put their bathing suit back on.

:D

Matt

[1835Wayne]

27- it usually holds water but I converted it just for this!! If we need it it has a 4,000 gallon 'pool' on it too!!

I think I'll head over to the lake to watch pwc bob for bathing suits. I'll be standing by to assist ANY of the ladies who might need help covering up! I have LARGE hands!!;) :D

[captstanm1]

Hey...I missed respect getting here... Must have happened when I was scanning the bottom (of the lake)... Suddenly there was a bright flash in front of me and I thought a full moon was out. When I surfaced...it was still daylight...hmmmm what could that have been?

I think everyone has ditched the suits..... party on!

[SPIPER]

I have finally tracked down that damn beer stealin' penguin! I have despatched him forthwith!

[FireCougar]

To help ward off any bears, mutts or pups, I, the FireCougar, responsible for being the doorman at 26's bachelor party have comissioned (with Kiwi's approval) a group of elite penguins to safeguard the area... Now mind you, these are no ordinary penguins.. they are the most foul, cruel and mean-tempered avens you ever laid your eyes on! (Cue Monty Python Video Clip)

Afterall, somebody had to stay back and sort mail! Have a few pints for me, gang!

Now then, those of you shooting at those penguins for beer stealing be forewarned.. they can become quite dangerous when deprived of beer. Don't worry.. a new shipment of Guiness just arrived this morning.. it's being distributed as we speak.

[MalahatTwo7]

So Firecougar, do they "Nibble your backside?" But they are just penguins..... And by the way, I thought that is what the camouflaged sheep were for? Kiwi went to great expense to import them for our protection.

One other question: Who is guarding the Guard Penguins, if they are Guinness swillers too?

[Temptaker]

Wayne... don't run off so fast. I might be in need of those hands of yours... besides I wanna see if I can make you sing OHHhhhhhhh... Canada without any more to drink :p For you anyway ;) I'll take another...

pwc Where oh where have my bottoms gone? Thanks for the offer of sunblock application, but I'm gonna see if Wayne can help me out there ;)

Cougar... There you are. :D Can I get ya somethin?

[CJMinick390]

These parties really contribute to the health of the economy. With the spirits that are consumed and the clothes that need to be replaced (I know some of you keep souveniers :D) we just keep the wheels of commerce going.

[90Truck]

my god, i could be wrong, there may be more naked people here than at woodstock!! i think i'm going to go get my ladder truck. with an arial view i'll be able to "grasp" the situation a little better!!

[1835Wayne]

(Stop's running and turns around)WOOO HOOOOO!! I got you covered Tempie!! (singing) O CANADA!.......can I just HUM it for you?;) ;)

We all try to do our part for the economy!!

Spiper- GOOD JOB!!We must protect the tanker at all costs!! Who is ready for a Tanker stand????!!!!:p :D

[RspctFrmCalgary]

Saunters up to the bar singing "Where oh where could Motown be"
Oh yeah, I'm not supposed to sing .... sorry bout that everyone!! :D but its just not the same without Motown and his brothers and their hooligan ways :( Doesn't anyone else miss the sound and sight of him squeezing his ummmmm welllll ummmmmmm pipes?

So, enough said I guess its time to liven things up! Tempie oh Tempie do you have the strippers and ex-virgins from 26's party and the Chippendale dancers I picked up on the way here all ready to do their stage show? You choregraphed the shows at the last two parties so well, I'm sure this one will top them all. Speaking of which, it must be getting close to Chief Reason's retirement party time. :D

CaptStan I arrived at the party in the big 40' Motorhome on Page 4 :rolleyes: LMFAOOO

*Sidles up to CJ, reaches quickly behind him, pulling a black lace garter out of his back pocket* QUOTE "(I know some of you keep souveniers)" Welllll now ...... looks like you kept a little souvenir of your own!!!! <wicked evil grin> ;) and who might this belong to CJ???? hehehe

27 maybe it is Kiwi's sheep dogs or maybe the pigs from "Pass the Pigs" that are guarding the Guard Penguins! :eek:

Truck how's the view from up there?? Do you mind grabbing those men's briefs that are hanging from the flagpole on your way back down? Not sure the guys could possible do the flagpole climb like they did at 26's party. Was that where it was? man the parties are all starting to get fuzzy and mixed up in my mind for some strange (hic) reason
:rolleyes: :D

[SPIPER]

More Guinness for everyone!

[CJMinick390]

OK Sher, you caught me!:rolleyes: However, a gentleman never tells where he obtained particular items.:D

[FireCougar]

*Cougar sautners up with a large bag of marshmellows, a big box of gram crackers and a large flat of chocolate bars.* "Mmmm what's a campout without s'mores... Huh what? Oh people are posting to me.. cool..

Tempie- A post-office scale would be nice.. that way I can stop using the bumper of the engine to measure how much postage I should put on things... oh.. and of course, if anyone knows where one can find a shotglass with a maltese cross on it, do let me know.. need to add one to my collection!

Two-7, Penguins are far more ferocious than sheep.. afterall, those sheep are marked with DOT Explosive Tags... personally I'd rather have the penguins... just give them beer and don't make them mad... and whatever yo do, don't poke them!

*Cougar fails to realize he has set his marshmellow on fire... until he pulls it up and sees it ablaze...

"AHH Firey Marshmellow!! Quick! Somebody Call the Fire Department!.... er... wait a minute... WE ARE THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!

[90Truck]

cougar, shhhhh! we don't want other people to know who we are! phew, what a scary bunch this would be rollin up on a structure fire!!:D sher, the view is GRRRRREAT! i'm on my way down, and i've learned in the past to leave whatever is hanging on the flagpole, HANGING ON THE FLAGPOLE!!!! ;) ah, great, someone just took my picture, tempie, i think i need another beer or three! cheffie, not to insult your cooking, its been spectacular, but do you have any of those little bar pretzles??? :p

[captstanm1]

90truck...I like the idea of the aerial view.... Perhaps we can see alot more...hmmmm...or do we really want to see "everything" that is going on.....? :confused: :confused:

Tempie....can you put some sunblock on me please:p
From the lack of lines...looks as if Tempie has a problem losing her bottoms a lot...

40' motor home...or you mean the one that is shaking all the time? I thought we were in an earthquake fault zone or something...was scared to go near it...:D

[lil'misscapt]

WHooooaaaaaaa....I'm gone for a few days, I try to come back, and have to wrestle with the attack penguins. What's up with that? Someone should let them know who to allow in and out.

I'm on my third bathing suit now, maybe it's time to just give up. something in the water keeps taking them.

Hey 90, mind if I join you up on your stick?

[captstanm1]

lilmisscapt...WB...we thought the animals got you in the woods.....(4 legged animals that is)...not referring to PWC606

anway...forget the suit..ya dont need it. (by the way..answer your mail) and join me for a margarita in that command post...then I will watch you climb the stick with 90truck,,,

[FlyingKiwi]

OOPS.

Found this one out the back after raiding the Guinness collection.

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[Ladder8]

Sorry I'm late y'all.

Picked up a hitchiker on the way here. All during the ride, he kept asking about "90 Truck", "LilMissCapt" and "SPIPER."

I managed to ditch him at the gas station up the road, and also was able to take his picture:

[1835Wayne]

Good morning. I would like to propose a toast this morning to all of our brothers who gave their lives one year ago. So raise a pint;

There is no greater love than this, to lay down your life for your fellows. RTF-PTB-EGH-FTM!:(

[SPIPER]

Pint raised......
To all who have fallen

[MalahatTwo7]

I stand beside you in your toast, pint raised in salute.

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[Ladder8]

Remember the fallen. And the reason.

Amen.

[90Truck]

my final toast. i think i'm packing up and trudging back through the woods towards home today. I can no longer have very much fun here without feeling a little bit guilty. will i be back? yeah, most likely, but not today. after all, how could i give up a bunch as great as this one?? i love you all. god bless you.:( FTM-PTB

[CJMinick390]

This post in made in memory of all who lost their lives one year ago today.

[dmsmith]

To those that made the Ultimate Sacrifice one year ago today......

[captstanm1]

The heck with a pint...this one deserves a Gallon....Mine is hoisted....

[FlyingKiwi]

After sharing a gallon or three with the good Captain, I awoke this morning to a fantastic day, with good friends all around.

Time to check the camp ground. Penguins 1 to 30 were despatched from the floor of the beer tent to keep the security up.

[FlyingKiwi]

The effect was immediate

[90Truck]

well, i tried to leave, but when i got about a mile into the woods, i came upon an encampment of those freegin gaurd penguins who told me to go back and stay there or else. i should have known to go left on the path when i started seeing bud ice paraphenalia all over the place, o well, here i am...

[FlyingKiwi]

Penguins drink Guinness.

When they are finished with it, they fill up bottles of Bud.

They are tidy chaps, eh.

[FlyingKiwi]

NOT starting a joke session. thought you might like this.

True story from Orange County: A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no - he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from the party the police pull him over for weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house just a block away. The police tell the party animal to stay put, they will be right back - and they run down the street to the robbery. The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day. A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. X lives there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been so all day. The police have his driver's license. They ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage and opens the door where they find: the police car, lights still flashing. This true story was told by the driver at his first AA meeting, according to the newspaper account.

:rolleyes:

[SPIPER]

Thats great Kiwi, but who invited this guy

[1835Wayne]

Well he can't have been dinking(hic!)gunnes! Whaat's that? No, squad car, I haben't seen any ossifers this morging!(hic!)

[SPIPER]

Don't Mess With Granny

An elderly woman spent a leisurely shopping at the mall. Upon return to her vehicle, she found four strange males sitting in her car. Frightened, the woman dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun. She told the men that if they did not get out of the car, she would shoot. The four men ran off quickly, whereupon the lady got into the car. Her key, however, would not fit. The woman realized that her car was the identical one parked a few spaces down. She drove to the police department and reported the story. The officer on duty laughed hysterically and pointed to the other end of the counter where four pale men had reported a hijacking by a mean old lady; no charges were filed.

[1835Wayne]

Whadda ya mean dis is yur car lady??(hic!) I biught it meshelf! Okay, I get outta here!(hic!) Tempie,can I get a ride back to the party??(hic!) How did I get here anyway?? Last I remember I was makin a toast!

[SPIPER'S GURYL]

Mind if I tag along on this campout if I bring some friends? Shameless plug: www.hooters.com

[SPIPER]

Yoooz guyz behave I know how to use these!

[StayBack500FT]

KIWI!!! WHAT KINDA PENGUINS DID YOU INVITE??? AACCKKK!!! She got me with her ruler!!!

[Temptaker]

Wayne

Of course you can get a ride back... you don't think I would leave you to take matters into your own hands do you? ;)

CaptStan

You know I really do hate having those lines :rolleyes:

You might want to get over here in a hurry, the Hooters girls have arrived, I'm sure one of them can give you a hand with your lotion ;)

Spipers Guryl

No worries, the ladies were a little outnumbered. Course you'll have to work on receiving "Woman of the Tundra" status. :)

Stayback... keep her away... she see's me like this, and I am going to look I'm wearin one of those suits after she's finished beating me. :eek:

[CJMinick390]

Stayback, I didn't know you went to Catholic School. I remember people like that. I never actually saw anyone get whacked with a ruler, but one kid did get tied to his chair with an extension chord in the fifth grade.:rolleyes:

Spiper's guryl, you can make shameless plugs like that anytime.:D

[1835Wayne]

More shameless plugs like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!;)

[1835Wayne]

Tempie- Thanks!! I appreciate you giving me a "hand"!Just lead me to your tent, or the tanker. Whichever comes first!;) :p Ya know, I don't think I've ever seen tan lines like that before! Is that the shape of my hand?? OOPS!:eek:

[lil'misscapt]

Hey, just wanted to let everyone know that I will be heading back home tonight. It's been fun, in fact, it's been wonderful...but due to a personal situation, I will be heading out of town for a while. I had a great time, and I'll be back eventually. Thanks for the good time.


Be safe.

[FlyingKiwi]

Methinks we found the BMI's transport out back of the station. :D

[90Truck]

now THATS what i'm talkin about!!! if you're gonna ride, ride in style!! Cheffie, pass me another beer! aw, man, i think two-7 left his toilet water by the fire, someone call NJ, we got a brush fire here!! :D :rolleyes: :eek:

[MalahatTwo7]

NICE RACK KIWI!!! :D

90 Truck, that isn't toilet water.... that's 26's cologne. It couldn't possibly be mine... I burned it off a few days ago, when someone decided to spill JD on my hand and light it up, oh and then that "other Incident" in my bathroom the other night. :)

[SPIPER]

Anybody up for some 4 wheelin'?

Lets go wheelin' (www.kcareaexplorers.com/images/upload/00000003/DSCF0023.JPG)

[CJMinick390]

Steve, thanks for sharing.:D

[90Truck]

steve, two words-THANK YOU!!!

two-7, i humbly appolagize for the mistake. but that fire is headed for the beer tent, and we've already lost 13 drunk penguins to it, do you think we should call maplewoods super tanker??

[SPIPER]

thanks for sharing. two words-THANK YOU!!!

Anything I can do to keep morale up. :D

[1835Wayne]

HEY!! Where did all the girls go?? I haven't seen them in a while! Do you think if we give them back their Bathing suits they'll come back??

[SPIPER]

Originally posted by SPIPER
Click here Wayne!:

Lets go wheelin' (www.kcareaexplorers.com/images/upload/00000003/DSCF0023.JPG)

[RspctFrmCalgary]

Losing our bathing suits won't make any difference as to whether or not any of us girls keep on partying ... it hasn't stopped us so far, or through all the other summer parties ;)

Nice company you're keeping there Steve LOL, nice of you to bring them to the party out here in the bushes for the guys to enjoy :rolleyes: :D

Since I'm the only chick in sight at the moment I guess I'll just go sit over here with the Chippendale dancers, they are getting a bit restless waiting for Tempie to arrange the stage show like she did for the other parties :p :D

[SPIPER'S GURYL]

Originally posted by RspctFrmCalgary

Nice company you're keeping there Steve LOL, nice of you to bring them to the party out here in the bushes for the guys to enjoy :rolleyes: :D


One of them just happens to be me. Chippendale dancers don't hold a candle to firemen! :p

[RspctFrmCalgary]

Yeah I kinda figured one of them was you LOL

And yes, I TOTALLY agree with you about Firemen vs. the Chippendales ;) :p

[CJMinick390]

OK, where's the shower tent? I just spent a day in the rain taking a trench operations class and I'm just a tad on the muddy side. As far as I can tell, no one has set up a mud wrestling pit, so I won't quite fit in until I get cleaned up.

[SPIPER]

As far as I can tell, no one has set up a mud wrestling pit

I'll get a shovel, who's with me?! :D

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[CJMinick390]

I'd better grab a Guinness while I can. I suspect that it may be awhile before I make it back to the refreshment area.:D

[pwc606]

Hey can I get in on the mud wrestling thing. I understand that there is no experience required. And I too will need another beer. After being in the water with all the ladies swim suit diving I am thirsty. Ya know what would be better is jello wrestling. The clean up would be much more interesting.;)

Matt

[90Truck]

i can get my hands on a machine if ya like, steve. TRUST ME, it makes a good mud wrestling pit, hehehe.:D ;)

[Temptaker]

WAYNE!!! Is it any wonder you couldn't find us? You tell me to take you to my tent and then you promptly pass out ... Sheesh! I see you're 'up' for another round though. ;)

Mud wrestlin' Did I hear Mud wrestlin'? So what's it going to be shirts and skins, or shall we all just be skins?

Respect I was dealing with the show when Wayne passed out. If you would be so kind as to cue up their music, they're good to go ;)

[StayBack500FT]

SPIPER -- That pic puts hood ornament in such a new light!! Damn, wish my truck had one of those!!!

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[1835Wayne]

SKINS IT IS!!! WOO HOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!:p :D

[StayBack500FT]

****SSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLL OOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHH****


ACK!!!!! MUUUUUUDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!

[1835Wayne]

I SAID WOOO HOOO!!!:D :D :p

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[Halligan]

*Halligan opens the door to his tent for the first time in days. He blinks a couple of times and looks around.

:eek: Whoa! Where did all these streakers come from? And a mud wresteling pit? :confused: Damn I knew I shouldn't have drunk SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH on the first night. :( I guess I have alot of catching up to do :rolleyes:

Please pass me another Guiness and one of those lovely ladies:D

[NJFFSA16]

Oh....OUCH...careful Tempie, my heads a little sore yet.

NJ sipped on a cool pale ale...after the cute nurses offered a sponge bath to the injured firefighter.

Hey...ya know it looks kinda swollen NJ....is there anything we can do to make it feel better?

NJ was incoherent...and after a few moments he looked up, focused his eyes.. and realized they were gazing at his lap.

Oh my.....what the?!! Lemme see that pill bottle!!!

NJ suddenly realized....he was gonna be up all night...maybe longer.

[captstanm1]

Skins it is.......SPLASH....MAn....I find it difficult to hang on to this margarita glass in all this mud!


Tempie....After it is done...can you wash the mud from my back... I promise I will not pass out on you....

[RspctFrmCalgary]

*Sher discreetly hides bottle of pain killers in her pocket* OH MY NJ don't poke anyone's eye out with that ;) :eek:

*mutters to self ... where's that dammmm video cam now??* laughs at all the guys slip-sliding in the mud (isn't it usually the guys on the sidelines watching the chicks mud wrestle?? turn about is fair play hehehehe)

Quickly skips back a few steps when captstan tries to grab my ankle and pull me in the mud ...... no wayyyyyyy buddy!!! LMFAO

Tempie should we wait until the guys are done playing in the mud before I cue up the tunes for the stage show?

[SPIPER]

Hey, what the....... theres something in here besides mud! That better be a Baby Ruth!

[CJMinick390]

Isn't it interesting how our reaction to mud is so dependent on the situation? Bring on the girls!:D

[captstanm1]

After close examination of the item that Spiper has found in the mud...using appropriate BSI and a "magnifying glass" to check for clues we have discovered that it is not a milky way or a baby ruth...and not even a 3 muskateers... Hmmmmthe appearance is similar but the item seems to be rubbery and flexible... In fact it looks like something that tempie was carrying around....
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[1835Wayne]

Alright!! I got my whistle! All ladies line up in front of the door to my tent for a pre game 'ahem' Equipment inspection!! No pushing ladies!! I will get to all of you! Come on in Tempie!

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[captstanm1]

Wayne.....can I be the assistant deputy inspector?

[90Truck]

wayne, stayback, can i just watch?!?! or better yet sell me a tape from the "survailence" system!!:eek: :D :eek:

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[90Truck]

is this gonna be one of those annual hose inspections?!?!?!:eek:

i have a solution cheffie, BOTH!!:p

[captstanm1]

The inspector can be inspected by the inspectee....oh my...but then they both become inspectors....

I guess the only solution is mutual inspection that begins simultaneously.

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[Ohiovolffemtp]

Ladies,
It sounds like there are some one eyed snakes crawling out of the mud pit. Are you scared of them?

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[1835Wayne]

(runs screaming in terror) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Temptaker]

NJ

You just lay down right here, and rest. You need a little nap and then you'll perk up again. That swelling should start to go down in a few minutes ;) Do be sure to let me know if it comes back again, I'm sure if I'm not available, I can let the other ladies in on the proper application technique :P

*side steps and catches Wayne, as he tries to run away*

Hey what's the big hurry? You promised to play in the mud with me.... Now that NJ's head is all fixed up, I'm ready to let the games begin ;) You do wanna play with me don't you?

Cheffie

I think I like that inspection idea. Since I have Wayne right here, I'll make sure that everything is in working order and meets with code ;) Feel free to have a look at the others, Wayne was in such a big hurry when I stopped him I want to make sure nothing is broken. :eek:

Respect

I'll leave the music up to you... I can see I'll be a little busy here for a while :D

Ohio

Nope not afraid of snakes, always wanted to know if I could 'charm' one ;)

[SPIPER]

By Gawd if there's inspections that need to be done who better than a crusty old drill sergeant! I know a thing or two about inspections. Ladies if you all feel the need to inspect I will be at present "arms" forthwith.:D

[1835Wayne]

Sorry Tempie, Cheffie scared me with the whole chopping and sauteing thing!! I'm okay now that I know YOU are gonna inspect me!!;) BTW- the mud looks fine!!Let the games begin!!!!!!!! Bet I pin you first!!:p :eek:

Mutual inspections all around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Pair up and commence Inspectin'!!!!!!!!!;) :D

[Ohiovolffemtp]

Tempie,
You sound so much more safe & fun with charming the one eyed snake versus Cheffie's chopping & sauteing. Guess she got that from her cousin Lorena.

Cheffie,
And I thought you liked me...sniff. Guess it's been too long since when I kept you warm on a cold San Fransisco summer's day. Would you put your knife away if I brought you another shirt and bought you more flowers?

[dmsmith]

I think it's time for a 21 gun "salute" :D

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[Ladder8]

(the crowd waits....)

[Engine101]

I'm Back

Will be there an alternative site for the IACOJ while these fourms are down?

[NJFFSA16]

NJ stumbles out of the tent...followed by Tempie and Cheffie. He appears to be suffering complete exhaustion. He attempts to speak.

"Un je azon. Enyon nu mi ã," he proclaims. Glancing down, he notices that his legs are covered in mud. "Un kwiji din. Na lewu mi," he says. Tempie smiles. "Enyo Ganji!" she whispers, and follows NJ as he heads toward the waterfall. Cheffie decides to head into town."Un na yi axime kpo na xo nu kpede," she says. "Mi na du xwe din, kpo mi na duwe gangi.

NJ smiles and winks at Tempie. "Fifa na no xa mi.... Ami!"

They both wonder...why are we speaking Fongbe, yet thinking English?

It's a Forums thing....Guiness induced. Off to the waterfalls they go, hand in hand...skipping into the early morning sun. Another day of frolicking in Fongbe awaits them. "Sobe do. Do yi so!"

[captstanm1]

The capt rolls over and pries open an eye...seeing the back of tempie and nj as they stroll away.....:eek: what a site....errrrr...at least :eek: to 50% of the site. Then I wonder....did I drink all the margaritas in that 5-gallon bucket? Last I remember Tempie and I were sitting by the fire......now I wake up worn out....and she is gone....but not forgotten... When did she leave me for NJ...:confused:

:cool: My head hurts....any one got ibupropen?

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[pwc606]

Hey Cheffie ya know what they say about redheads don't you? Red on top...

:D

Matt

[captstanm1]

Captstan crawls to the "massage therapy" tent.... Cheffie..i am yours...be gentle!

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[90Truck]

chefie, gimme a hand, tempie beat me up and i can't feel my right arm!:( (breathing heavilly) i'm comin back for ya tempie, just-just let me get a cold one, and.....recoup and.... i'll get you!

[CJMinick390]

Ah, things are heating up in the wrestling pit. Remember 90 truck, it's a matter of technique, not strength.:D

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[90Truck]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, thats niiiiiiiiiicccce! much better-wait, i can feel my finger.....oddly enough i can't feel my left leg now. tempie must have really beat me up in that mud pit, i might require your services for an extended period so that all my body parts are back to working order;) :D :eek:

[1835Wayne]

Awwwwwright Tempie!! I'm a' comin to get ya!! You won't send me to the rehab tent!!

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[FlyingKiwi]

Oh Cheffie.

A few of us were down at the lake, and guess what we caught.

Need a recipe and a Grill Master please.. :D

PS. check out http://www.ilostmymindonline.com/trout/index.html

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[90Truck]

do i smell lemon-butter baisted trout with a side dish of crab cakes?? i just want to let you know, chefie, i concider myself a good cook, but MY GOD!! you make me feel like a short order cook at the local pub! :D by the way, since i have been designated house chef on duty nights, i might compile a station cook book with some of your recipie's in there, if its okay with you of course!! let me know what you think!:p

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[SPIPER]

Cheffie, I think you could be my next ex-wife any day! LOL Whatcha got for catfish?

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[SPIPER]

You're already spoken for, but when she can't handle it anymore, you know I gotta thing for the red heads! And can cook too! I love too eat!;) :D I gotta go to sleep now I've been put on the 2d watch now.AAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrgg gggggggggh. Too early!

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[90Truck]

last time i checked we were still engaged!!! :D :p :D ;)

[1835Wayne]

UH-OH!! I hope the party doesn't end up turning into a fight for Cheffie's affection!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: ;)

[NJFFSA16]

I've always had a thing for redheads.

No further comment necessary.:p

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[90Truck]

you're not as alone as you think ;) :)

[Temptaker]

Stan sorry about that ;) You were sleepin away so peacefully I didn't have the heart to wake you.

NJ Careful now they have some BIG rocks down by the falls ;)

*Tempie with one foot over her head, arms pinned down, moves the other leg, arches her back, and flips Wayne*

HAAAAAA!!!! Wayne, you didn't know I could bend that way did you? Wanna try again? :P

Cheffie You are doing a fabulous job on the massage therapy btw... I didn't think you'd mind taking care of the casualties ;)

[pwc606]

Hey Cheffie I'm here for my turn on the table. I can't believe they left you alone. I will make it up to you. You just name it and I will provide you with 100% satisfaction.

:D

Matt

[FireCougar]

Sorry about my absence...

Not that I was overly missed or anything...

I was grabbed by a strange force called College HomeComing...

Never fear though.. one more week and y'all will have mail service resumed properly... until then I have captured some huskies to draw the carts to keep the camp well stocked with guiness, charcoal, and Cheffie's cooking supplies...

until then... I am out of service, jakes... I know you'll all persevere without me around to make fun of ;-)

[1835Wayne]

WOW TEMPIE!! Those are some moves!!:eek: :eek: I don't think I've ever seen that one before!! Looks fun though! I'll pin you yet!!!!:D

[MalahatTwo7]

Pfire and I were trying to figure out how you could have your leg over your head and your arms pinned and still manage to flip somebody. Was this done from the standing position or on your back?? :eek: :D

[1835Wayne]

I would tell you, but its all still a blur!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SPIPER]

You're gonna break the young man's heart Cheffie.

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Originally posted by 90 Truck
hey, cheffie, did ya pitch the honeymoon tent yet, or are ya waitin till i get out their?? i think rev would hitch us in the woods, ya no, since we're engaged?:D

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[Temptaker]

Wayne,

Hmm... time to go again then ;)

27,

That would be on my back, covered in mud. I can bend that way standing up too, but would fallover trying to flip Wayne.

Cheffie.... Tanker Do we have anything to munch, I'm feelin a little peckish. Wayne gave me a good workout ;)

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[pwc606]

Cheffie I am very ready my dear. I must say though, if one can cook as well as you, how does one stay single? Have the men out there lost their mind.

I think after the tent party I will hit the food tent. Filet mignons and grilled fruit! Pass me another beer.PLEASE!

Oh Cheffie this is heaven!:D :D

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[90Truck]

let the games begin!!!! :) :D ;)

[SPIPER]

Originally posted by 90Truck
let the games begin!!!! :) :D ;)

What happened to this?:rolleyes:

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[tanker5117]

I went off in search of green bits to wear tomorow


Let me know if you need any help with your selection and fitting, Cheffie.


:D :D :D


Tanker

[CaptainGonzo]

I may just have to pull exceuctive priviledge as the Chairman of the Board and assist the lovely Sherry in shopping for and trying on her"green bits"! ;) :D

[tanker5117]

I may just have to pull exceuctive priviledge as the Chairman of the Board and assist the lovely Sherry in shopping for and trying on her"green bits"!


UNFAIR, UNFAIR


:mad: :mad:


Tanker

[captstanm1]

cheffie.... I am sure you wont have trouble find a "little something" green to wear.:D

[ROOKIELZ]

Cheffie; take a big stick in case your green bits are the right bits:)

Are we back to tent pitching and imbibing?
Now that I have a nice trailer with a fridge, I can do all kinds of "cold beverage storage." My dually is a great beverage hauler with a good sound system to create the perfect mood. Tell me where and when because we still have snow here and I'm definitely ready to go camping.

PS: Should I bring my fishing boat too?

[SPIPER]

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I went off in search of green bits to wear tomorow. :D

Something like this

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[arhaney]

Ok, I'm a little late for the party, but here goes.........

How about these green bits,

[StayBack500FT]

Talk about days gone by!!


Another thread saved by the "No Thread Left Behind" program.


Go Cheffie!!!:)

[PuffyNPFD]

Cheffie, I am going to donate my lap so you can enjoy the day in your green bits in a nice comfortable spot;) . St. Patrick's Day is a wonderful day for hanging out in green with beautiful redheads!!

[FFTrainer]

Now I need to get the grill going. Burgers, steaks, weenies, chicken bits, kabobs, .....marshmallows......

hellooooooo, what about the FIGS??????????????? Sorry had to. Throw me in the lake if you feel like it!

I do have an important question though.... do we get a merit badge for this camping trip?