Motown, I'm truly touched.

[E229Lt]

I see you have procured a new Bar for me. When can we open?

The first Pffffssst, is on me.

[MOTOWN88]

You can open by happy hour today I think, there will still be some sawdust and paint drying but you can still serve em up and let fly with the jokes.

[MOTOWN88]

THE BAR IS NOW OPEN!!!!!!!


The first one may be on you but the rest are on us.

[MIKEYLIKESIT]

Make mine a double.

[Ohiovolffemtp]

A duck waddles into the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?". The bartender replies, "No, we don't. Now get out of here."

The next day, the same duck waddles back into the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?". The bartender replies, "No, we don't. Now get out of here."

On the third day, the same duck waddles back into the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?". The bartender replies, "No, we don't. Now get out of here and if you ever come back, I'll nail you're stupid webbed feet to the floor."

On the fourth day, the same duck waddles into the bar. He asks the very angry bartender, "Got any nails?" The bartender says, "No." The duck says, "Good - got any grapes?"

Editor's Note: No ducks, real or imaginary, were harmed in the production or telling of this joke.

[MOTOWN88]

NO!!! NO!!!! NO!!!! NOT THIS BAR THE BAR AT I.A.C.O.J. HQ!!!!!!!

[FlyingKiwi]

Kristen
PLEASE STOP SHOUTING.
We can all go search web sites for jokes if we want to.
Go back and read the post in BIG letters by Mowton. The jokes are over at the IACOJ site, NOT HERE.

The reason those other threads were shut down recently is exactly what you are doing now. Please stop it.

[MOTOWN88]

OH THANK GOD!!!!!

For a while there I thought I was the only person that could see my posts now I know that they are just being ignored.

[superchef]

now I know that they are just being ignored

Motown, Lad, I would never ignore you. Point me in the direction of the bar. I am in severe need of refreshment and perhaps an Irishman to go along with that. :D ;)

[HFDEXP777]

i'm speechless, really:rolleyes:

[MOTOWN88]

OK, I guess my posts are visible to all except stroutkristen, who seems to have found a way to block out all MOTOWN posts. Can someone please tell her that this is no longer the place to post jokes and we are all on the fast track to being banned again for her doing so, thanks


MOTOWN

[FlyingKiwi]

Let me see
Kristen SHUT UP

Kristen SHUT UP

Kristen SHUT UP

Got the idea????

[Ohiovolffemtp]

Motown,
Sorry - will put jokes in the proper bar. I'll wash glasses & sweep up the peanut shells for a week to make up for my mistake.

[MIKEYLIKESIT]

I am paying Kiwis tab today.

[FlyingKiwi]

Cheers Mikey.

For those of you now confused by the layout of this thread.
Kristen was barking, posting needless jokes all over the thread even after being told to stop.

She has now deleted all her posts, and that is why it reads a bit crazy.

[superchef]

Kiwi, dinner is on me. :D

[FlyingKiwi]

Cheffie, your making me blush. Whats on the menu? Oh, I will check your thread in a while. :D :rolleyes:

[superchef]

Kiwi
I'll just bet you are so cute when you blush. I'm working on dinner for you now and I'll post it shortly in my thread. Although the way this week has gone, maybe I'll just jump on a plane, come visit you and cook it after we catch it. :D

Can I bunk in your station? I don't take up much space and I'll cook for your crew. :D ;)

Do you prefer seafood, meat or chicken for the entree?

[FlyingKiwi]

Yipee, My very own Cheffie to play with.

No bunk room at the station, however our house is just across the back fence so no problems. Better make it seafood for the entre tho.

Actually, make it seafood for the whole meal, My neighbour and I are of on his 32 foot launch mid day Sat, return mid day sun, to fish and collect seafood.

We have every thing we need to fish Bait, Berley, Beer. Oh its going to be good. Let ya know what we gather and get some recipies rolling.

PS I always take wasabi with me along with fermented soy sauce, you can not get fresher sushimi than that.

[SPIPER]

What in the hell is wasabi and sushimi? I guess it's some kind of fish? There aint nothin better than some beer battered cat fish! :D

[FlyingKiwi]

Wasabi. Horse Raddish ground up into a hot paste. Mix varying amounts with soy sauce for dipping food into, usually meat.

Allows you to mix it from "jee that tingles" to "OMFG my butts on fire"

Sushimi, flash name for thin sliced raw fish, we use snapper fresh off the hook and filleted on the spot.

PS. we also have a cook up on the boat, 5 minutes from the sea to the pan.

Spiper, I will have a beer for you all as we are relaxing and fishing.
Guinness makes the meanest batter :p

[SPIPER]

Well, if its hot, I like it! I'll take mine the OMFG my butts on fire. Raw fish, I'll let you have my share. Now if you want I'll make some steak tar tar, rye bread and onions. Now thats good stuff!

[PuffyNPFD]

Anyway, back to the business at hand. I'll have a pint, and give everyone at the bar another on me!;)

[superchef]

Kiwi

Yipee, My very own Cheffie to play with.

I'm all yours.;) Dinner is waiting for you in the kitchen. Thanks for the drink Puffy. I really needed that one. :D ;)

[HFDEXP777]

i'll be over with the towel:rolleyes:

[Temptaker]

I'll take mine the OMFG my butts on fire. Raw fish, I'll let you have my share

What about Sushi Spiper? Not all Sushi is raw, it is anything on rice? The Wasabi is really HOT, very yummy. Do yourself a favor, if you go to try Sushi, even if you do like really hot stuff DO NOT pick up that harmless looking little green ball and pop it in your mouth.

[FlyingKiwi]

DO NOT pick up that harmless looking little green ball and pop it in your mouth.

Evil grins lurking from over the horizon Tempie, you naughty person. That is one cruel thing to do to an unsuspecting party goer. :D :D

:o That reminds me of somebody who has just eaten the ball.