Iacoj Explorer Registration

[1835Wayne]

Okay! Here it is. All who wish to join the IACOJ EXPLORER program, register here! Pending final approval of the Pres. of course!!

We will need;

1. name
2. affirmation that you love leather helmets
3. favorite beer(you must choose wisely!!)
4. age
5. a pledge to assist the BMI w/MUTT prosecution (or is it persecution?)


All aplications will be reviewed by the BMI and background checks will be performed.

[Co11FireGal]

1). Courtney Shaver
2). Leather helmets are AWESOME!
3). Favorite beer?! I'm not old enough to drink.
4). 17 y/o
5). As I said when I signed the IACOJ guestbook, may the fire service stand united to form a more perfect, pup- proof and mutt-free nation. I do pledge to assist the BMI.

Respectfully Submitted,
Co11FireGal:):)

[leatha4eva]

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[CJMinick390]

Co11FireGal,

Good luck with the application. Someone had to be first, and it looks like you're it.

[Adze39]

Wayne: Persecution is a light term...but it fits.

[CollegeBuff]

1. Brendan Michael McStay (I'm Italian. Really. ;) )

2. Can part of our initiation be skinning the cow?

3. The nectar of the Emerald Isle. :D

4. 22

5. It takes a "dog person" such as myself to sniff out a mutt! Lemme at em!!!

[jiffy911]

1.) Name: Jen
2.) Nothin' better than the leather, baby!!!!
3.) Favorite beer: Coors Light (Jen is ducking to avoid objects being thrown at her!!!:D )
4.) Age: 21 (I'm finally LEGAL!!!!!!!!!!)
5.) If I am priveleged enough to be granted entrance into the IACOJ Explorer program, I pledge to defend our honor forever, and to do my part to help extingiuish the voice of the mutt community nationwide. :cool:

[MFDExplorer51]

1)Joshua Schultz
2) LEATHER RULES BABY. NOTHING BETTA THEN LEATHA
3) to young also (thinking to myself"if i were old enough, i could go for a smooth Guinness right about now")
4)15(in a month)
5) I pledge to seek out and prosecute all mutts to the fullest extent of the law

[hfd66truck]

I think drawn and quartered is a better term.....
What can I say - I'm a sucker for horses:D

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We must get mutts - IACOJ BMI

BMI Special Agent In Charge

We will drink no Guinness before it is time!

[Adze39]

Ok, Courtney passed her initial firehouse.com forums background check. Courtney, what was your previous screenname so I can do a more thorough check?

[FlyingKiwi]

Adze.

Would their title be "Crumbs".

Not quite Crust but close.

[hfd66truck]

E ngine Lt dubbed them as doughboys. Crumbs come from crust, dough is prior to........:D

[NJFFSA16]

Can't be doughboys...we've got both sexes represented here.

Doughsomes?
Doughettes?
Dough-C-Doughs?
Dough-C-A's?
Dough-Ray-Me-Fah-Sew-Lah-Tee-Doughs?

I just dough know! :rolleyes:

[CJMinick390]

Since the general public thinks we're all crazy anyway, why not Dough-Nuts?

[NJFFSA16]

Originally posted by CJMinick390
Since the general public thinks we're all crazy anyway, why not Dough-Nuts?

A favorite of firefighters and law enforcement!

[Co11FireGal]

Adze,
When I originally joined Firehouse I was Co11FireGal, the same as now. Don't know quite how I was allowed to register again as the same name. When I forgot my password:rolleyes:, I became Co11FireChic. I hated the name, but couldn't think of anything better.:mad: This was quite a while ago. Over a year for Co11FireChic and longer since I originally joined.

[HF&R_H28]

1) Franklin McKay
2) God intended for us to wear leather, if not, cows would have kevlar instead of leather!
3) Not old enough to drink
4) 16
5) I pledge allegiance to the BMI of the International Association of Crusty Old Jakes, and to the ideas for which it stands, one jake under a leather, with leather and mutt free for all!

[PuffyNPFD]

All the best to young lads and lassies who choose to be insane enough to join not only our organization but our lifestyle and brotherhood as well!

[MFDExplorer51]

Just wondering if I made it in, so did I?, and if the IACOJ is ever going to get officers for the explorers? Because i want to run for a position:D

[Co11FireGal]

Patience is a virtue, brother. I'm sure we'll all know soon enough.;)

[MFDExplorer51]

Thanks for the advice, and im sure we will, i was just making sure they didnt forget about us or anything!:D Anyway, have a good day!

[Steamer]

i was just making sure they didnt forget about us or anything!Not a chance little brother. Things have been a little "hectic" the last couple of days. Da Boyz have been busy.

[hfd66truck]

This is a recording...due to circumstances beyond our control and an unusally heavy call volume, all applications are still being reviewed...This is a recording

[Adze39]

Now that some of these troubles seem to be getting behind us, we work on this ever increasing list of applications that are piling up in our office.

[FlyingKiwi]

Adze.

Thats better than "I'm with stupid." LMFAO

[NCFiremedic]

1. Dean Urquhart
2. Want the helmet but work won't allow it. I Do have leather boot's.
3. Beer?... Ahhhhhh alcohal with carbonation.... May I stick with Rum & Coke?
4. 32 (Still consideer myself young amongst all the greatness around me)
5. "a pledge to assist the BMI w/MUTT prosecution (or is it persecution?" Didn't my other President already confirm that by saying non-military units O.K'd to to wreek havock amongst terrorist I.E. MUTTS?

[Althea Forhan]

1. Althea Faye Forhan (AKA Spitfire)
2. Just ask to see my saddle.

***IF YOU HEAT IT LONG ENOUGH IT'S NO LONGER ALCOHOL***
3. I don't drink anything I can see through. (1st place, Guinness. 2nd place, a tie between Bass and Moylan's Imperial Stout)
4. 16 on 7/13/02.
5. I do solemnly swear to assist in the prosecution, persecution, and penalization of all M**** presented to me.

I'm a card-carrying member of the Guinness party.

Althea Forhan

[HFDEXP777]

1) Rob Emerson
2) Got to love it
3) Not old enough to drink
4) 15 (16 real soon)
5) I pledge allegiance to the BMI of the International Association of Crusty Old Jakes, and to the ideas for which it stands, one jake under a leather, with leather and mutt free for all!

[E112A119ATV11]

1. Patrick Flaherty
2. I love the cow, all parts of the cow. The meat and the leather. Once I am done with fire class I am buying myself a leather helmet
3. Beer. I not really allowed to drink but I am Irish and I been to the factory in Dublin so Guinness!!!!!!! all the way
4. 16 but in 14 days 17.
5. Since the explorers are scouts. On my Honor as a IACOJ Explorer , I will do my best, to do my duty to Capt. Gonzo and all other members and to help the BMI at all times. To keep the mutts physical, mentally, and morally in control

[NCFiremedic]

Are we members or have we been thrown to the wayside?????
Man I'm going back to watch the weather channell....

[Adze39]

The waiting is part of the application process.

Among other things, it is to weed out the "opinionated" people who think they know how everything should be done.

[1835Wayne]

f you tell them our strategy, it ceases to work!!!!!!!;) :rolleyes:

[Adze39]

I only leaked a small portion...sorry...let the flogging begin!

[FlyingKiwi]

Adze, I have sent a mop over for the leak, just in case someone slips. We don't want OSHA on our case. :rolleyes:

[3greyhounds]

Posted in the wrong thread... oops!

[HFDEXP777]

when are we gonna here something new on this?

[Adze39]

Originally posted by HFDEXP777
when are we gonna here something new on this?

Sorry, we're playing by FEMA's rules now!

Press Release from the BMI:

"Appointment Notifications Will Start Within the Next Week or Two" :D :D

[HFDEXP777]

ha. translation: 2 months.

[1835Wayne]

more or less!!!!!depending on the circumstances!!!

[jiffy911]

hahaha :p
It's all good, what's a few more weeks/months/years?? hehe :p:D:cool:

[mtnfyre21]

Bradley Henderson
love leather but cant afford it
to young to drink
20
pleage allegiance to captn gozo's. george Bush jr.
:D
2197 10-8
firefighter/emt-d

[dfdex1]

Hey where is Truxton, he should be applying, he defentily has what it takes to join- in my humble opinion.

[HFDEXP777]

and Mr. Burgess Wills too, where are you guys?

[WFDjr1]

1.) Darren (Last name withheld to protect the innocent:D )
2.) You mean they make helmets of other things than leather?
3.) Too young to drink... but... (Ducking behind chair) BUDWEISER!!!
4.) 16
5.) I pledge allegiance to the BMI, to lay waste to all M***S that oppose any brother...

[tc/cdfexplorer]

Name: Jerry Crumley

2) Leathers are awesome, I wish I had one

3) Too young to drink, but if had to choose it would probably be Budweiser (havent tasted any other beer other than that lol)

4)19

5) I pledge allegiance to bring down any Mutt that disgraces my Country or fellow brother/sister firefighters!

[CJMinick390]

The candidates list is growing. Looks like some of the younger generation has the right attitude. It's good to see these folks taking an interest. There is hope for the future.:D

[1835Wayne]

Looks like a fine group!! They all seem to have a good attitude and a willingness to accumalate CRUST!!

The only problem is those who answered #3 wrong. I understand most of you are to young to drink, but Guinness is the 1 true beer!! Ya' gotta love a beer that light finds inpenetrable!!

Barring any objections from the higher ups, I deem this group MUTT and pup free, and ready for service!!:D ;)

[jiffy911]

Wahoo! Does that mean we are all in?? :D I hope my beer of choice doesn't get me disqualified! :eek: LOL

[E112A119ATV11]

If we made it, then i raise a nice cold pint of Guinness to my fellow IACOJ explorers and other IACOJ members and to pledge again to get rid of all mutts and to serve my fellow brothers and sisters.

I guess I will go back to my Guinness.

PAT

[hfd66truck]

I concur with 1835wayne..........and now for their first assignment.

Since Motown is the crust-o-meter and Adze had been religated to cleaning up after him........I think the explorers are more than up to that challenge. Make sure you wear gloves!

Dave

[Adze39]

Any of you become a pup, then you are gonna get swatted in the rear with a rolled up newspaper!

[NCFiremedic]

Standing by ready for cleanup Duties Sir...http://www.fhwa.dot.gov/ridiv/graphics/ccd/P5230034.JPG

[1835Wayne]

Outstanding attitude!! Keep it up and you will all be getting CRUSTY in a hurry!! Just remember to keep an eye out for MUTTS!!;)

[Co11FireGal]

So, we're in?

[tc/cdfexplorer]

I was wondering exactly the same thing

[Adze39]

Following up on a PM from an unnamed (to protect the guilty) doughboy:

hello, i was just wondering did all of the Explorers that signed up for the I.A.C.O.J Explorers list/app. did we make it or do we get a email or instant message saying we did? thanks for your time,bye

Per order of the heads of the BMI, all the above applications are accepted with a condition of probation. The probation period will last 6 months. During the probation, any pup/mutt attitude will result in termination from the Explorer program. After your probation, any pup/mutt attitude will result in a warning/suspension/termination (depending upon severity and quantity).

We already have our eyes on some of you...we are watching...DO NOT misbehave! Be afraid...be very afraid!

[Adze39]

Originally posted by MFDExplorer51
Just wondering if I made it in, so did I?, and if the IACOJ is ever going to get officers for the explorers? Because i want to run for a position:D

No, you can not elect officers! You are all equal. You must learn camaraderie and brotherhood. Think of your fellow doughboys first. What happens to them, happens to you. How can you have equality if you have people who are above each other.

Positions and leadership come from respect...and you guys are at the bottom of the Totem Pole.

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Some of the requirements for the organization:
* Doing your time as a "lower than whale scat probie" without complaints or regrets.

You, as doughboys, are in your "lower than whale scat probie" status.

* Working together to make the job better rather than fight among each other!

Having officers would lead (most likely) to inner fighting and jealousy within the Explorers.

* Respecting each other in the true spirit of brotherhood/sisterhood.

You must learn this!

[Co11FireGal]

I humbly bow before all of you, the great leaders of the IACOJ, with blind admiration and a great respect for you and your crustiness. Thank you for accepting us.
~Courtney:):)
A Doughboy, girl actually, and proud to be!

[WFDjr1]

We don't have to do the 90 day dinner do we? If so, I hope everybody likes frozen pizza...:D

[tc/cdfexplorer]

Thank you greatly for letting all of us explorers/jrs join the IACOJ,it's a great honor to be a part of this organization:D

[1835Wayne]

All that we can ask of you is to uphold the best traditions of the fire service and the IACOJ. Please read the original thread (A new firwfighters orginazation)by our esteemed president, Capt. Gonzo. In it you will find the answers to all of your questions as to how you should behave.

Anyone caught misbehaving will meet with dire consequences!! Remember that the eyes of the BMI are on all of you. We hope to see all of you grow into the crusty ones that are inside of you!!

Good luck!:D

[Engine58]

1) Andrew
2) Always leather...and nothing but leather. ACCEPT NO IMMITATION!!
3) I have more than 1 favorite...shhhh I shouldnt say that :D
4) 17 soon turning 18
5) Lets just say... They call me the dog catcher!!:D

Would like to be apart of this great organization on the firehouse forums. Have been around the forums for a while and would like the honor to "work" with such honorable firefighters

[Engine101]

Tim Macias
Age 21
Always Leather
Beer Don't drink, Favorite Soda Dr. Pepper
Doing whatever it takes to keep this orginization free of those who look to ruin it for us

[90Truck]

sorry i'm late!!!
-Matt Gerhard
-moo moo baby!!
-age: 19 (almost 20)
-if its cold, i'll drink it!!
-ruff ruff, sniff sniff sniff, grrrrrrrrrr!!!

[Temptaker]

90 Truck

No it's not too late :)

For those that don't know: The IACOJ is implementing a mentoring program. IACOJ Explorer's who would like to have a mentor (I hope you all do), should reply to ATTN: IACOJ Explorer's (http://www.firehouse.com/forums2/showthread.php?s=&threadid=40456) if you have not already done so. I will contact you via pm to let you know who your mentor will be.

[DeepRun22]

1.jared rouse
2.I wish I could affored a leather.
3.i don't drink "sorry"
4.17 1/2
5.I don't know what a mutt is but I'm sure I won't like em'

Humbly submitted. sorry I'm so dumb:)

[SPIPER]

DeepRun22 I like your honesty. When Tempie lets you in, welcome aboard in advance. But remember I'll be watching.

And fill in your birthday, aint no shame in how old or young you are.

[mdffemt]

1.Mike White
2.would if it was allowed
3.dont drink and reffer to #4
4.18
5.Tell the mutts to stay in the pound

[RobbyJR307]

1. Rob Boswell
2. Leather Forever Nothing is Better
3. Budlight or Coors Light (even Though im not supposed to drink)
4. 16
5. I pledge Allegence to the BMI of the International Assocation of Crusty Old Jakes and to the ideas for which it stand on jake under a leather with leather and alcohol for all

[1835Wayne]

Not quite alcohol for all. Read our purpose on the a new firefighters organization thread.

[CALFFBOU]

-CalFFBou
-Dont care for leather, give me a Phenix First Due
-Dont drink much, but a Coors light will do.
-What was the other thing? Mutts, I dont care for
them...ok, 3 out of 4 is ok?

[mark440]

Originally posted by CALFFBOU
-CalFFBou
-Dont care for leather, give me a Phenix First Due
-Dont drink much, but a Coors light will do.
-What was the other thing? Mutts, I dont care for
them...ok, 3 out of 4 is ok?

Brett, this is the Exploder registration. Aren't you on the job?

*Mark

[MikeF25]

Welcome to the IACOJ, Doughpeople. (politically correct)

[Adze39]

Originally posted by CALFFBOU
-CalFFBou
-Dont care for leather, give me a Phenix First Due
-Dont drink much, but a Coors light will do.
-What was the other thing? Mutts, I dont care for
them...ok, 3 out of 4 is ok?

Sorry Brett..the other thing is you have to fit in on the East Coast! LOL j/k

If you want to be a regular member of the IACOJ then go to the "A New Firefighter's Organization" thread.

[RspctFrmCalgary]

UPDATED TO HERE

[explr985]

Sign me up
Christopher
I love Leather!!!
Too young to drink alcohol
15
I will to prevent stupidity and Pledge to BMI

[FF41230]

1.Steve Wilburn
2. cant afford a leather yet but i've got leather boots
3. Not old enough yet
4.16 , 17 in exactly one month from today.
5.I pledge allegiance to the BMI of the International Association of Crusty Old Jakes, and to the ideas for which it stands, one jake under a leather, with leather and alcohol for all!

[77MackCF]

I am ressurecting this thread because this is proper membership application for IACOJ explorers!

1. Mike
2. Can't afford a leather or even a plastic one :eek:
3. I can't drink!
4. 15, gonna be 16 next month
5."I pledge allegiance to the BMI of the International Association of Crusty Old Jakes!" I also refuse to acknowledge any mutts either.

[JonathanG]

Not sure if we're required to post a separate application here if we already did so on the website if we are an Explorer.. but just in case here you have it!


1. Jonathan Gill

2. I do thoroughly and truly love leather helmets. Tis' a shame my local dept. does not have them! (I'll probably purchase one for myself.. hehe)

3. I am not entitled or obligated to have a favorite beer until my 21st birthday. ;-)

4. 16 (17 in January 2009)

5. I pledge allegiance to the Crust, of the International Association of Crusty Old Jakes, one Firehouse of Jakes, un-mutt-like, of leather helmets and brotherhood (and sisterhood!) for all!