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LT47
05-06-2002, 06:55 PM
Does anyone have a particular place that the gang likes to hangout at during their down time? We have a place about 2 miles from the firehouse called the Rosecliffe, where when we walk in the place becomes ours and the drinks become dirt cheap! (Just for us of course) This has been a firehouse pub since it opened up in the 1960's.

StayBack500FT
12-06-2004, 01:40 PM
This poor little thread was the last one listed...so I decided to save it.

No...no we don't have any local pub's to hang out in, and if we did I wouldn't tell you!:D

StayBack500FT
12-06-2004, 01:48 PM
Over TWO YEARS to wait for a reply...now two in one day!!!

Poor little thread...all alone...


Soooo ma-ny nights...I'd sit by my window...waiting for someone...to sing me her song...then you came along!!! Yoooooouuu light up my liiiiife...


:D

FlyingKiwi
12-06-2004, 01:56 PM
Who gave Stayback Coffee???????
:p

StayBack500FT
12-06-2004, 02:17 PM
:D


This little guy is gunning for "Comeback Thread of the Year"...GO LITTLE THREAD GO!!!

It's so hard to set them free..**sniff**

sbfdco1
12-06-2004, 02:30 PM
Ha, this is funny.

make me number 5!

RspctFrmCalgary
12-06-2004, 02:39 PM
The question is ... who should get the "Resurrect old threads" award ... Weruj or Stayback? :D :p :D :p :D

StayBack500FT
12-06-2004, 03:03 PM
:D

It's all part of my under-funded "No Thread Left Behind" program.

CaptainGonzo
12-06-2004, 03:10 PM
Two years.. six posts...

LT47 is a real fireball (or he has been on the stool at the Rosecliffe a tad too long)..... :rolleyes:

FlyingKiwi
12-06-2004, 04:28 PM
Stayback,

If you pull too many threads things might start falling apart. :rolleyes:

FF2BKE
12-06-2004, 05:15 PM
Well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I hate to drink alone, so here I am :D

Firefighter1219
12-06-2004, 07:07 PM
I'll take a tall Michelob Light and a readheaded slut (it's a drink).

This little guy is gunning

Bou, I knew you loved mini-me.

Weruj wins the award.

Where is our resident bartender when I need him. How bout a round of Jager(sp?) Bombs for everyone on me!

CaptainGonzo
12-06-2004, 07:43 PM
nahh..

:D Irish car bombs! :D

FlyingKiwi
12-06-2004, 08:26 PM
Because this thread was so short when you found it, would it not have been beetre to call it a "poor little lint"?

firenresq77
12-06-2004, 09:15 PM
I have a feeling this thread is going to go 7 or 8 pages.......

FlyingKiwi
12-06-2004, 10:14 PM
I'll bet 6 donuts it goes to 10, any takers.

PS. Note the following

1. The Donuts are in a cardboard (NOT Leather) box.

2. There are NO lights (as yet) on the box.

3. The Donuts are volunteers, they are not paid, but they are still PROFESSIONAL about being Donuts.

4. The donuts have decided that beer in their meeting hall is ok.

5. There are no Explorer/Junior Donuts allowed in the box.

6. PPE is optional for the donuts, they are tough.

7. These dounts are the 1 3/4 inch hole variety, who wants a wimpy 1 1/2 inch Donut.

8. They are All Crusty Donuts. :p

9. The Donuts have opted for the weave pack as opposed to the flat pack, as they feel it works better.

10. The box is RED, not yellow or green or any other new wave silly pastel poncy color, RED.

Any other takers. hu? hu? :D

Weruj1
12-06-2004, 10:48 PM
well allow me to chime in ......... I will take a hemmoraging lolita and a Bud Light with the jazzy new label that makes you want to drink antything that was in it ! And a Professionl Choclate Donut......

firefiftyfive
12-07-2004, 12:11 AM
WEll I'll pull up a stool and I will take a pint of Yuengling and a glass of Jameson's (strait up).

Co11FireGal
12-07-2004, 12:34 AM
I'll have a...milk...chocolate milk.:rolleyes: At least someone will be left to run calls.:cool:

That's what I keep telling myself, makes me feel better.:rolleyes:

StayBack500FT
12-07-2004, 08:23 AM
*****Drinks a Seabreeze and falls off his stool*****

THONK!

Firefighter1219
12-07-2004, 09:42 AM
Well I'll take a half gazed, half chocolate donut. Oh no! Only 4 donuts left (haha we're eating your bet). Lets go ahead and put a 92" Whackzer 4000A on the box.
It has strobes, LEDs and even rotating and halogen lights.

I'll bet a bottle of Omara's Irish Country Cream that this thread will hit 10 pages. Anyone want to take me up on that bet?

I reckon I will be the guest bartender until the REAL ONE gets here.

stm4710
12-07-2004, 09:53 AM
I'll have a...milk...chocolate milk. Make mine with sour milk.:p

sbfdco1
12-07-2004, 10:13 AM
Michalob light here, then a Car Bomb, Irish of course.

Bartender round of beers for the boys, and one more milk for FireGal.

Hey, Kiwi - pass those donuts, Thanks.

So..., which donuts do you think we'll digest the fastest? I think the chocolate will hold up better. :D

Firefighter1219
12-07-2004, 10:37 AM
Alrighty then. Everyone put in your orders and your beers will be on the way. Hope you like your car bomb and hope ol' gal likes her milk (oops I think I snuck some Bailey's in).

I've never had a car bomb. Are they anything like a cement mixer?

I'll make myself some chocolate cake.

protomkv
12-07-2004, 04:23 PM
Make mine an Abelour, with just a dash of water to release the"nose"

Its made it to page three.

Firefighter1219
12-07-2004, 05:36 PM
Its made it to page three.

How you figure? Mine is still on page 2. Maybe this will be #3. I'm gonna go ahead and take a 3 wiseman. Anyone want to take one with me?

snowball
12-07-2004, 08:47 PM
Aaahhh just gimme a black and tan!

Firefighter1219
12-07-2004, 09:34 PM
Does that happen to be a Mississippi Mud Black & Tan or is it a Yuengling? How 'bout a pint of Guiness for everyone?

Come on people. It's no fun getting trashed by myself.

Weruj1
12-07-2004, 10:01 PM
I am drinkin too !

ARFF26
12-07-2004, 10:10 PM
Guiness and several shots of Glen Morangie over here please

firenresq77
12-07-2004, 10:37 PM
NOW we're at page 3.......

firefiftyfive
12-07-2004, 10:48 PM
BARTENDER!!! Pint of Yuengling and Jameson's strait up.. THANKYOU

Engine58
12-07-2004, 10:52 PM
Shots of Tullamore dew for everyone!!

FlyingKiwi
12-07-2004, 11:14 PM
LT47

You are a legend in our time.

Beer please barman.

JorieH
12-07-2004, 11:14 PM
Nobody's called "last call", so time to catch up:

Starters; (I assume we are aloud to stack drinks here.)
20oz rum & coke with lime easy on the ice, shot of tequila with lemon no salt, and a Mikes Hard Lemonade. No beer please it tastes like piss-water.

I like my liquor like I like my men; hard and sweet!:D

If my glass is empty please refill. Then comes the Amaretto sours, margaritas and the long island ice teas.

Never had an irish car bomb, what's it like?

Who's ready for lemon drop shots and chocolate cakes?

FlyingKiwi
12-07-2004, 11:23 PM
run & coke

Is that where you take one look at the Explorer with the drinks and RUNNNNNNNNN......

StayBack500FT
12-08-2004, 08:50 AM
I officially declare today as LT47 day!!

FF2BKE
12-08-2004, 09:04 AM
Whiskey's too rough,
Champagne costs too much,
Vodka puts my mouth in gear,

I LIKE BEEEEEEEEEEER!

It makes me a jolly good fellow!

-> All of the Yankee,
has been burned out of me,
by this desert sun,
and all of these cowboy genes.
So you see, no long island teas for ME,

I LIKE BEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Sometimes it makes me feel MELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

A drinking thread should have a drinking song, don't ya think? :D

protomkv
12-08-2004, 09:04 AM
"Guiness and several shots of Glen Morangie over here please"


Hold the Guiness, but I will definitely share a bottle or two or three the Glen Morrangie with you.

protomkv
12-08-2004, 09:09 AM
"
quote:
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Its made it to page three.
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How you figure? Mine is still on page 2. Maybe this will be #3. I'm gonna go ahead and take a 3 wiseman. Anyone want to take one with me?


__________________

OOps! dyxlexic keyborad Gess I will get to join "Dan".

Firefighter1219
12-08-2004, 09:26 AM
Not that I am tired of bartending, but I wish IACOJs resident bartender would take over for me so I can sit back and get trashed.

NOW we're at page 3.......

Way to go! Your choice of drinks on me pal.

Who's ready for lemon drop shots and chocolate cakes?

That was so 10 posts ago.

Nobody's called "last call", so time to catch up:

No such thing while I am manning the post.

Beer please barman.

How about a Natty Light since you didn't tell me what kind (haha).
Anyone want to take a Crown & Coke with me. Double of course.

FlyingKiwi
12-08-2004, 04:08 PM
Just remember people

No drinking and working.

Nasty results

Firefighter1219
12-08-2004, 04:20 PM
I may have had too much to drink, but I think someone has an airplane painted on the indside of their windshield. How odd, right?

JJBat150
12-08-2004, 04:41 PM
Brown eyed women and red grenadine.
The bottle was dusty but the liquor was clean.

Sound of the thunder with the rain pouring down,
and it looks like the old man's getting on


Sorry, couldn't think of anything else to say :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

SPFDRum
12-08-2004, 04:53 PM
I'll start with a "black and tan", then go from there...

05-06-2002 05:55 PM
You found a fosile here, Stayback!

05-10-2002 05:51 PM
This is the last post date from LT47. Lasted 4 whole days. I wonder if George got to him?:D

Just busting your chops a little George...

RspctFrmCalgary
12-08-2004, 05:17 PM
I'll have a Screaming Orgasm please :p :D

When I was working on the cruise ships I would always have one or two or three or four in one of those big cruise ship glasses .... Kahlua, Baileys, Amaretto, Vodka and cream/milk. Some bartenders topped it off with a splash of (oh boy how do you spell this? It isn't in the dictionary) Franjelico, but I didn't care for it. YUM YUM! Ordered the same thing in a bar in Miami and got it in a wimpy little glass, just not the same, and other land-based bars served it as a shooter.

Now I'll just have Kahlua/milk (in a big mug, lots of ice) or if I'm feeling particularly rich :rolleyes: or at Christmas/New Year's it will be Kahlua/Baileys/milk. mmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :D :D :D :D

Definitely due for a good drunk!

FlyingKiwi
12-08-2004, 05:25 PM
Welcome to Fakers Airlines.

We pre-age our planes to give you that "We been there and back" Macho feeling.

Firemanjoe213
12-08-2004, 06:28 PM
Well, since Firegal is covering runs for ya'all and since I dont drink (NO Im not an Exploder) I guess someones gotta drive ya'all home when ur done.
Just tell me when your ready to go home I got the short bus warmed up ;) :D

ROOKIELZ
12-08-2004, 08:59 PM
Just got here. Dang, it's -25* outside here. I could use a drink to warm up.............

______________________________ ______________________________ __________
(offers of drinks to be neatly printed on the line)

Probably not wise to mention that once I'm hammered I tend to dance and flirt. Nope, not wise, probably wouldn't get any drinks that way. Hmmmmm, next strategy: oh yes, the deal: I will _____________ for a drink. HAHAHAHAHA GOTCHA: bake you some goodies if you will sport me a drink. Yes, a much better strategy.

Was I rambling again? It must have been the mickey of Sourpuss that I was gently sipping to try and stay warm.

______________________________ ______________________________ __________
(offers of drinks to be neatly printed on the line)

Question is you as drink as I thunk you is?

______________________________ ______________________________ __________
(offers of drinks to be shouted politely at the bartender)

Engine58
12-08-2004, 09:36 PM
Mmmmmm baileys

Truck106
12-08-2004, 11:35 PM
A Black & Tan and 2 shots of Jamison, being that some one else is answering the calls I might as well get my bell rung.

JorieH
12-09-2004, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by Firefighter1219
Not that I am tired of bartending, but I wish IACOJs resident bartender would take over for me so I can sit back and get trashed.



Way to go! Your choice of drinks on me pal.



That was so 10 posts ago.



No such thing while I am manning the post.



How about a Natty Light since you didn't tell me what kind (haha).
Anyone want to take a Crown & Coke with me. Double of course.

I said I needed to catch up, hence the lemon drops and chocolate cakes. :D So if you are no longer bar tending who's taking orders? But, I'll definitely do a (or more:p ) double Crown & coke with you! :D

Yes I'm legal to drink in the US, I thought someone checked my ID at the door?

Firefighter1219
12-09-2004, 09:25 AM
So if you are no longer bar tending who's taking orders? But, I'll definitely do a (or more ) double Crown & coke with you!

I'm still manning the post.

I'll have a Screaming Orgasm please

I would love to give you one. Since I'm still pouring drinks, that is. Git-r-done! ;) :p

Now on to some more interesting things. Who wants to be the DJ? :D

Firefighter1219
12-09-2004, 09:30 AM
Take a look at this. Works wonders...

Focus on the blue in the middle then move your head forward while doing so.

Yep. You're probably drunk.

sbfdco1
12-09-2004, 10:26 AM
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around 98 bottles of beer on teh wall.

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around 97 bottles of beer on teh wall.

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around 96 bottles of beer on teh wall.

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around 95 bottles of beer on teh wall.

95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around 94 bottles of beer on teh wall.

94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around 93 bottles of beer on teh wall.

93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around 92 bottles of beer on teh wall.

92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around 91 bottles of beer on teh wall.

91 bottles of beer on the wall, 91 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around 90 bottles of beer on teh wall.

90 bottles of beer on the wall, 90 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around 89 bottles of beer on teh wall.

**THUMP**

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, **BURP** pass it **BURP**

**THUMP**

JorieH
12-09-2004, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by Engine58
Mmmmmm baileys

If ya like Baileys; have you tried a Rover?
For those that don't know: its Jack Daniel's whiskey and Baileys Irsh Cream mixed together-shots. Yumm...

Firefighter1219
12-09-2004, 04:33 PM
If ya like Baileys; have you tried a Rover? For those that don't know: its Jack Daniel's whiskey and Baileys Irsh Cream mixed together-shots. Yumm...

Shall I send some your way?

Anyone want to take a BJ with me? I'm not talking about Bartles and James either...

Yeah. I know I'm a dirty MOFO.

JorieH
12-09-2004, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by Firefighter1219


Shall I send some your way?

Anyone want to take a BJ with me? I'm not talking about Bartles and James either...

Yeah. I know I'm a dirty MOFO.

Can ya make it a double rover, please?:p :D

You kinda lost me on taking "a BJ". Either we're on the same page (of understanding) or my mind is dirtier than yours.:D

jaybird210
12-10-2004, 08:13 AM
Woooo! Sorry I'm so late. But I heard Jorie was talking about BJs and I figured I had better get my arse in here.

While I'm waiting for the show, I'd like a Hacker-Pschorr, please! With a slice of lemon.

Can we smoke in here? I've got a CAO I'd like to light up. I have extras if anybody else would like one.


Thank you.:cool:

Firefighter1219
12-10-2004, 10:22 AM
You kinda lost me on taking "a BJ". Either we're on the same page (of understanding) or my mind is dirtier than yours.

Uh, uh yeah. That's what I meant.

Can we smoke in here? I've got a CAO I'd like to light up. I have extras if anybody else would like one.

You can smoke in my bar anytime. Smoke anything but the illegal stuff.

Who's gonna make some hot wings for everyone?

E229Lt
12-10-2004, 12:00 PM
I'm game.

Too bad the author of this thread hasn't posted again since 5/10/02.

fflynn17
12-10-2004, 01:10 PM
Stayback, you were REALLY bored that day, eh??

Can I see the drink menu, please......





One of EACH for mee!

LeuitEFDems
12-10-2004, 03:01 PM
Now, since we all have an afinity for fire...how about some flaming shots? My vote is for flaming shots of Sambuca..anyone with me? As for DJ'ing...I'm setting up the equipment in the corner and looking for requests.

ROOKIELZ
12-10-2004, 03:35 PM
I guess to keep things moving there should be a waitress. I volunteer but there is one thing you should all understand...
Pinching my axe will cost you BIGTIME!!

Am I hired or should I just stick to drinking?

ROOKIELZ
12-10-2004, 03:39 PM
As for DJ'ing...I'm setting up the equipment in the corner and looking for requests.

Hey Mr. DJ put a record on/ I want to dance with my baby...(Madonna)
For the country crowd Bootscootnboogie by Brooks and Dunn

I'm dancing but I haven't got a partner yet. Who's it gonna be boys??

Firefighter1219
12-10-2004, 05:17 PM
I'm game.

Artie!!! Do you want to take over bartending, or shall I continue?

As for DJ'ing...I'm setting up the equipment in the corner and looking for requests.

How about 'Red Dirt Road' by Brooks & Dunn, 'Let's Go' by Trick Daddy featuring Lil' John and Twista, 'Remember When' by Alan Jackson, 'Megalomaniac' by Incubus and 'The Love Song' by 311.

Now, since we all have an afinity for fire...how about some flaming shots?

Flaming Dr. Pepper anyone? They're on the house. Don't forget to tip the bartender.

Am I hired or should I just stick to drinking?

You're hired.

One of EACH for mee!

I'm gonna have to pace you. No alcohol poisings in my bar.

RspctFrmCalgary
12-10-2004, 06:26 PM
Guess it is time for the walkman and headphones .....

We want rock and roll! None of this country crap for me :D

Ltmdepas3280
12-10-2004, 06:38 PM
229, I would like a Amaretto on the rocks and a big bowl of peanuts:D

ROOKIELZ
12-10-2004, 06:42 PM
DING DING DING!!

A round on ROOKIE 'cause she just landed another job.

Umm, what exactly is the "theme" to this pub/bar. I need to know in order to dress for the occasion. Adult(erated) fire gear; jeans and tank top; skirt and blouse? What kind of a joint are you running here?:D

SPFDRum
12-10-2004, 07:48 PM
Hmm, peanuts; and how about some pretzels and mustard? Now that's a good snack.

Dalmatian90
12-10-2004, 08:26 PM
I need to know in order to dress for the occasion

Does it matter as long as the WOTs end up dancing on the bar :D

Firefighter1219
12-10-2004, 08:44 PM
229, I would like a Amaretto on the rocks and a big bowl of peanuts

He hasn't taken over yet, so I guess I'm still serving.

Umm, what exactly is the "theme" to this pub/bar.

Well in case you haven't already figured it out from the first post, this is a firefighter's bar.

Adult(erated) fire gear; jeans and tank top; skirt and blouse? What kind of a joint are you running here?

Whatever floats your boat.

We want rock and roll! None of this country crap for me

Hey DJ Lou! Play "Don't Rock the Jukebox" by Alan Jackson. Hahaha, I know I'm evil! Then "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana.

Does it matter as long as the WOTs end up dancing on the bar

This has probably been discussed here before, but what exactly is a WOT?

On a side note, would someone bring me some hotwings already? With lots of bleu cheese! :D

By the way, Mini-Me always drinks for free! Fat Bastard on the other hand only gets one free drink! And please don't let Fat Bastard take off his shirt and rub his nipples!

Dalmatian90
12-10-2004, 08:50 PM
Somebody pass me a Bacardi & Coke...and make sure the doorman knows to card POTUSS...me thinks he's been doing some underage drinking!

FlyingKiwi
12-10-2004, 10:25 PM
but what exactly is a WOT?

Legendary Heroines from the Far North.

Capable of leaping small conclusions in a single bound (Just Jokes Ladies. :p )

An Outstanding Ensemble of Crusties from regions that contain wild grasses capable of surviving the harshet winter.

Capable of out drinking any Explorer/Junior/Probie, and 9 of their friends.

Does NOT have any form of flashing light on, or in, their POV. Same for radio scanners. These Woman are TOUGH, they listen for sirens in the distance and pagers.

What WOT?

JorieH
12-10-2004, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by jaybird210
Woooo! Sorry I'm so late. But I heard Jorie was talking about BJs and I figured I had better get my arse in here.

Uh, uh yeah. That's what I meant. -Firefighter1219

Ok so my mind is off in left feild. What'd you mean by a BJ?Wasn't offering.

Hey have the buffalo wings come out yet? And I need another drink, surprise me!

Hey DJ- Play "Save a horse ride a cowboy" by Big and Rich, please.:D sorry sher, got ta love it!

Jay- Who's telling people I'm "talking about BJs"?:D

"and I buy the bar a duoble round of crown,"-Big and Rich

Firefighter1219
12-11-2004, 09:47 AM
Ok so my mind is off in left feild. What'd you mean by a BJ?Wasn't offering.

I was talking about the drink called a BJ.

And I need another drink, surprise me!

Hows about a Washington Apple?

Somebody pass me a Bacardi & Coke

On a low carb diet?

Anyone want to chug cranberry and vodka with me? I'll win. I always do. The last time I chugged I ended up very sick though...

jaybird210
12-11-2004, 10:01 AM
All I know is I heard "BJ" and my radar-like ears pricked up. Didn't say anybody was offering.




Um, let me rephrase that.

I heard "BJ" and my radar-like ears stood up.

Ugh. That ain't much better. Nevermind.

ROOKIELZ
12-11-2004, 02:11 PM
Here's your wings: Blue cheese on the side. Other flavours include BBQ, Blow your socks off Chili, Going home alone Garlic, Mustard, and
Honey I'm Innocent.

I'm working on my WOT image.

It's getting hot in here; if you people don't settle down; Mama's gonna have to turn the hose on you. Let the games begin....;)

JorieH
12-11-2004, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by Firefighter1219


I was talking about the drink called a BJ.



Hows about a Washington Apple?



On a low carb diet?

Anyone want to chug cranberry and vodka with me? I'll win. I always do. The last time I chugged I ended up very sick though...

So what's in the drink BJ?

I'll take all the above mentioned drinkswashington apple, bacardi and coke, cranberry and vodka . Ya ready to chug on the count of three, love a challenge!:D 1...2...3...chug, chug...

Jay, you going to have another drink or did your radar-like ears stand up, again?:D your next drink is on me.

Thank you for the wings ROOKIELZ. mmmm....the hose, hu? I'll stay away from that, well for now.;) :D

firenresq77
12-11-2004, 07:02 PM
Bartender, hhok my man Jay up with a Cement Mixer........

Firefighter1219
12-11-2004, 08:18 PM
Bartender, hhok my man Jay up with a Cement Mixer........

Aye. Gross texture, hard to take down, but nice coconut taste at the end. :D

ROOKIELZ
12-11-2004, 11:12 PM
Jay; Here's your cement mixer, compliments of 1219. Why don't you send him a Smurf on the Rag?:D

Oh, and thanks for those tips, Guys...
Lady's putting tip money away for a new pair of FF boots in the New Year.

FF2BKE
12-12-2004, 09:04 AM
I leave for four days and you all are three pages ahead! :eek:
How far ahead is that in drinks? :D
I guess the DJ didn't like my singing. :D
Pass me another Bud and some peanuts. :cool:


edit: Miscounted those pages first time. Hard to count when drinking! :p

jaybird210
12-12-2004, 01:33 PM
No cement mixers for me. Those things are nasty. Not a big hard liquor guy; Brian and Josh can attest to the fact that I have enough trouble with beer!

Since Jorie insists on buying me a trink, I'll have an Absolute and lemonade, please.

LeuitEFDems
12-12-2004, 02:25 PM
(from the corner inside the DJ booth) Hey, now what kind of bar is this when someone doesn't offer to buy the DJ a drink, huh? As for your requests, can do the whole rock, country, rap, pop, (mainstream music) thing...so no bickering.
PS FF2, The reason I grabbed the mic from you was becuase Karoke is on thursday nights, and you were ruining the $3,000 lightbar I stole off of an "underaged" person's POV. Doesn't everyone think all those blue, red, purple, amber lights look pretty flashing, rotating around the room?

FlyingKiwi
12-12-2004, 04:15 PM
Just a question.

Are we drinking out of Plastic or Leather containers?

:p :D :p :D :p :D

SteveDude
12-12-2004, 04:53 PM
Blimey,
this is fast running away from me...I'm gonna have to catch up.

A pint of Fullers 'London Pride' and a chaser of Glenfiddich Caoran reserve please...oh, and a bag of barbeque Beef Crisps (potato chips)

Firefighter1219
12-12-2004, 05:59 PM
Hey, now what kind of bar is this when someone doesn't offer to buy the DJ a drink, huh?

Right...Lou the drinks are always on me...

ROOKIELZ
12-12-2004, 06:01 PM
Jays cement mixer goes to the DJ who is spinning some HOT tunes for us all to enjoy.
Will the drunk with the mug duct-taped to his hands please sit down, you're spilling beer all over my clean dance floor.

Here's your Bud, FF2BKE. The elephant in the back yard ate all our peanuts, but I can get you some cheesies or you can share a bowl of BB Beef chips (crisps:D ) with Steve Dude. Wings are also available: see previous posts for available flavours.
Steve, your pint is up along with your Glenfiddich reserve.

Jay here's your Absolute and lemonade.

Our containers are both plastic and leather depending on the customer's order; We aim to please.

I think I'm going to take a quick break; be back in 15.......

JorieH
12-12-2004, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by Firefighter1219


Aye. Gross texture, hard to take down, but nice coconut taste at the end. :D

Yuck, coconuts! I'll have another Bacardi and Coke, please.

LeuitEFDems, not sure what you would like? also can you please play "American Woman" by Lenni Cravits. Since RspctFrmCalgary received her honorary Illinois status this song also applies to her.:D

Jay a tough guy like you shouldn't have a problem with "big hard liquor".

RspctFrmCalgary
12-12-2004, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by JorieH


Yuck, coconuts! I'll have another Bacardi and Coke, please.

LeuitEFDems, not sure what you would like? also can you please play "American Woman" by Lenni Cravits. Since RspctFrmCalgary received her honorary Illinois status this song also applies to her.:D

Jay a tough guy like you shouldn't have a problem with "big hard liquor".

In that case I'd like to respectfully request the original version (I think) by the Guess Who ... not too fond of Lenny's version. :D

LeuitEFDems
12-12-2004, 10:01 PM
How about this, I'll play BOTH versions. any more requests? As for a drink, I'll take a flaming shot of 'buca and a tall pint (23 oz that we serve at the bar I work p/t at) of Sam Adams. Remember folks, Karoke is Thursday nights, so get your repetoir ready...and yes FF2BKE, you can sing as well. If anyone sees any whacker-mobiles outside, feel free to steal the lights off of them, I need more "dance" lights in the bar...thanks.

SteveDude
12-13-2004, 05:56 AM
Cheers!!!!:D

FF2BKE
12-13-2004, 07:19 AM
Thanks for the Bud. I will take the wings :D

jaybird210
12-13-2004, 09:24 AM
Jay a tough guy like you shouldn't have a problem with "big hard liquor"

Where'd you get an idea like that? I'm a pansey.....:p

Weruj1
12-13-2004, 09:59 AM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I want to .......but I just cant...:D :p :cool: :eek:

jaybird210
12-13-2004, 12:45 PM
CUT IT OUT!!!

:p

Weruj1
12-13-2004, 01:02 PM
was that your 1500th post /> ? OMG ! :eek:CUT IT OUT!!!

jaybird210
12-13-2004, 02:18 PM
It was, as a matter of fact. Yet another profound and deep thought.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

firenresq77
12-13-2004, 02:39 PM
I can attest to Jay's low tolerance......... Maybe not quite pansy-ish, but close....... :eek: ;)

Weruj1
12-13-2004, 02:44 PM
well at least I didnt say it !:cool:

SAFD46Truck
12-13-2004, 03:38 PM
..pour me a Four Horseman.
That shot hits you like this!

N8sfd333
12-13-2004, 03:54 PM
hehe:D

jaybird210
12-13-2004, 04:13 PM
More support from my Ohio Brothers.

I see how it is.














;)

Firefighter1219
12-13-2004, 04:38 PM
In that case I'd like to respectfully request the original version (I think) by the Guess Who ... not too fond of Lenny's version.

What's not to like? The video has a scantily-clad Heather Graham crawling around in front of the camera. Alright, alright. I want to hear 'Are You Gonna Go My Way' by Lenny. Then 'All Along the Watchtower' and 'Purple Haze' by Jimmy Hendrix.

I will take the wings

No stealing the bartender's wings. Get your own, pal.

If anyone sees any whacker-mobiles outside, feel free to steal the lights off of them, I need more "dance" lights in the bar...thanks.

If you would like, you can have the whackzer bar off of the donut box. I'm sure it would be enough for the WHOLE bar.

(23 oz that we serve at the bar I work p/t at) of Sam Adams

Ever had a Samuel Adams wheat and cherry? It's quite delectable. WAITRESS! Send one his way.

..pour me a Four Horseman.

Aye. Anyone want to drink a DOUBLE grey goose and sprite with me? They're on the house...

Damn this Corona and lime is quite tasty. Anyone know how to make some REAL tacos?

FlyingKiwi
12-13-2004, 07:37 PM
THE LITTLE GIRL AND THE COP
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a
little girl named Mary on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket
for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."!

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the d!(k goes underneath the horse, not on top."

Firefighter1219
12-13-2004, 08:45 PM
Hmmm. I wonder what the Kiwis from the land down under like to drink. Marketers would have us poor blokes here believe that it's Fosters. I happen to like taking down a 25 oz oil can of Fosters every now and then. Draft Fosters is also good, but it's not worth paying $2.50 for a crappy little 12 oz mug.

So what do you really drink down there? I hope it's not Southpaw...

FlyingKiwi
12-13-2004, 09:38 PM
Speights please. BEEEEER. (http://www.speights.co.nz)

Failing that, any long glass of Guinness will suffice, for the first 5 minutes. :p

LeuitEFDems
12-13-2004, 09:55 PM
Yes FF1219 I have had the wheat and cherry, although this time of year, I'm more partial to the winter lager. I was at Universal Studios in Orlando last dec walking around in shorts and a t-shirt drinking a winter lager...It just didn't seem right down there...lol I will take whatever you send my way...just no 4 horsemen or 3 wisemen thank you...bad memories from birthday nights out past...

JorieH
12-13-2004, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by jaybird210


Where'd you get an idea like that? I'm a pansey.....:p

Not quite sure, just thought you were a tough guy. ;) :D Now are you a pansy only when it comes to liquor or in many other ways? :D

FireFighter1219-'All along the watch tower' and 'purple haze' by Jimmy Hendrix; now that is music! careful now you don't want me to fall for you, do you? ;) :D I have had a few; hey the glass is empty! Another mike's please! :p

ROOKIELZ
12-14-2004, 07:29 AM
OK, folks, here we go:

lieutEFD: your winter lager
KIWI: your speights
FF2BKE: your wings; with an assortment of dipping sauces; you didn't say which you preferred so one of these is bound to be right...
Jaybird: CONGRATS on your 1500th post
SAFD46: here come the four horsemen (what's in that anyway??)
1219: double grey goose and sprite. Please define "real" tacos so I can verify with the kitchen and put in your order.

Are we going to be jumping rope with a 4" line tonight? There's nothing funnier once the participants are slightly to completely inebriated...Forget I said that, I think I just let a vague memory out
:eek:

jaybird210
12-14-2004, 08:28 AM
Now are you a pansy only when it comes to liquor or in many other ways?

*SNIFF-- nose in air....

I don't believe I'm going to answer that question!



:o

SAFD46Truck
12-14-2004, 09:33 AM
The Four Horsemen are: Johnny Red, Jose Cuervo, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels. :eek: :D

Firefighter1219
12-14-2004, 10:49 AM
FireFighter1219-'All along the watch tower' and 'purple haze' by Jimmy Hendrix; now that is music! careful now you don't want me to fall for you, do you? I have had a few; hey the glass is empty! Another mike's please!

Well, well, well. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Hey LOU! Play 'Hell's Bells' for me. Also play 'Under Pressure' by Queen and David Bowie.

I'm gonna make myself and 46 a 4 horseman. It's on the house, of course.

Yes FF1219 I have had the wheat and cherry, although this time of year, I'm more partial to the winter lager. I was at Universal Studios in Orlando last dec walking around in shorts and a t-shirt drinking a winter lager...It just didn't seem right down there...lol I will take whatever you send my way...just no 4 horsemen or 3 wisemen thank you...bad memories from birthday nights out past...

A few days ago I was walking around with a t-shirt, shorts and no shoes. Now I'm all bundled up and have the fire place going and the heat on. Yesterday I was able to walk around in a wife beater and jeans, although today it's frickin cold with a stiff wind. Florida weather is retarded. It's supossed to be 24 tomorrow morning.

Failing that, any long glass of Guinness will suffice, for the first 5 minutes.

Aye. Have a pint of Guiness with me. My compliments.

In case no one can tell, this bar isn't here to make money. It's here to have some fun!!! Now where did all the ladies run off to?

Ah. The pleasures of a nice brandy...

LeuitEFDems
12-14-2004, 02:09 PM
FF1219, where abouts are you in the Sunshine state? After I finish my medic class...final tonight, then starts clinical...I'm thinking about moving down that way. My g/f is from Orlando, and this is her first "northeast winter" so, it should be interesting. it's fun trying to explain about driving on slushy roads, black ice, etc. her reply.."well, I've driven in "Florida ice". yeah..Florida ice..you slow down you gain traction...nothing more than hydroplaning...
Here's a shot no one has probably heard of...a duck fart...Kaluha(sp?), baileys and crowne royal...you have to make sure to float one on top of the other...great, smooth shot. I'm buying one for the bar...who's with me?

JorieH
12-14-2004, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by Firefighter1219


Well, well, well. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Hey LOU! Play 'Hell's Bells' for me. Also play 'Under Pressure' by Queen and David Bowie.

I'm gonna make myself and 46 a 4 horseman. It's on the house, of course.



A few days ago I was walking around with a t-shirt, shorts and no shoes. Now I'm all bundled up and have the fire place going and the heat on. Yesterday I was able to walk around in a wife beater and jeans, although today it's frickin cold with a stiff wind. Florida weather is retarded. It's supossed to be 24 tomorrow morning.



Aye. Have a pint of Guiness with me. My compliments.

In case no one can tell, this bar isn't here to make money. It's here to have some fun!!! Now where did all the ladies run off to?

Ah. The pleasures of a nice brandy...


Well that depends on what you like! I'm very playful. ;) :D I'll take a 4-horseman and a 'duck fart' with LeuitEFDems.

Jay you're the one that called yourself a pansy, just wondering if you will attest to anything else. :D patting on the back

SPFDRum
12-14-2004, 03:32 PM
Now I can't vouch for it's authenticity, but since we are all here, I post it for review...
Beer and the foundation of civilization
The pivotal event of societal evolution was the invention of beer. This epochal event was both the foundation of modern civilization and the occasion of the bifurcation of humanity into its two distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered, it required grain, and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can was invented yet, so it was necessary to stick close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days killing animals to barbecue at night while they drank beer. This was the beginning of the conservative movement.
Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting, learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly barbecues and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement. An interesting evolutionary side note: Some of these early liberal men eventually evolved into women.
Liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the trade union, the invention of group therapy and group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that the conservatives provided
Over the years conservatives would be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth.
Liberals would be symbolized by the jackass.
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish, but prefer their beef well-done. Sushi, Tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: Most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men.
Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated-hitter rule because it wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer, they eat red meat, and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumber jacks, air traffic controllers, construction workers, medical doctors, Marines, police officers, corporate executives, soldiers, athletes, firefighters, and generally anyone who works productively outside government.
Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to "govern" the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tame and created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing.

Here ends the lesson in world history.

jaybird210
12-14-2004, 04:12 PM
Jay you're the one that called yourself a pansy, just wondering if you will attest to anything else?

Not of the "pansy" genus....


;)

jaybird210
12-14-2004, 04:13 PM
As for SPFD's dissertation, I can attest that it is fabricated.

We all know that God created beer to keep the Irish from ruling the world. Duh.

Firefighter1219
12-14-2004, 04:21 PM
FF1219, where abouts are you in the Sunshine state?

Havana. I'm located about 20 or so miles north of Tallahassee. I don't live in Havana, I actually live in the middle of nowhere. I have a Havana adress though. I live right at the Florida/Georgia line. This is a great area to live. 90+ in the summer (:)), teens in the winter (:)). I am in close proximty to many state parks, and only a few hours away from the beach. I can make it to Orlando in 3.5 hrs. Medic huh? Must be nice. Everybody wants a medic. No one wants a crappy little EMT like me though.

.."well, I've driven in "Florida ice".

Uh, right. Florida ice? That's a new one to me. Ice on the roads is extremely rare anywhere in the state. The last time it snowed here was in March of 1993 (the best I can remember). We had a white Christmas in 1989. Got a picture of the family standing in front of the "Welcome to Florida, the Sunshine State" sign surrounded by snow.

a duck fart

Heard of it, but never done it. I'll make us all one and we'll Git-r-done!

I'm buying one for the bar

Drinks going to or from the DJ are free.

Mmmm scotch...

Lewiston2Capt
12-14-2004, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by ROOKIELZ
Here's your wings: Blue cheese on the side. Other flavours include BBQ, Blow your socks off Chili, Going home alone Garlic, Mustard, and
Honey I'm Innocent.

I'm working on my WOT image.

It's getting hot in here; if you people don't settle down; Mama's gonna have to turn the hose on you. Let the games begin....;)

I will supply the wings. 'Cause everyone knows that real Buffalo wings come from Buffalo! We only have four kinds of wings, Mild, medium, hot and Ass and contents fire! I brought some of each.

Now wheres my beer?

Weruj1
12-14-2004, 07:50 PM
if you brought the wings I will buy the beer !

JorieH
12-15-2004, 12:39 AM
How about quesadillas? Got any of those?

Also have a craving for an Irish Mud Slide! MMMMMMM.....:D

If there are any cherries with the stems, I'll have extra! ;) :D my tongue is bored. :p

ROOKIELZ
12-15-2004, 12:18 PM
Now wheres my beer?

Your beer is here and ya got what I gave ya 'cause ya didn't specify and ya sounded a little snarky. Thanks for the wings; I'm sure everyone will enjoy them.

Now where did all the ladies run off to? I think it had something to do with those "duck farts.":D

Yes, we have quesadillas: in fact; for the record we have every kind of food your little hearts desire made just the way you prefer.

Jay; I've never thought of you as a Pansy; you're OK fella:)

I think it's time we offer our customers some more peanuts: Animal control has tamed the elephant and we can now get peanuts into our fine establishment.

I'm a little ticked that Mini-me hasn't shown up; he promised...

Jorie; your mudslide surrounded by long stem cherrries...are you married
:D ;)

JorieH
12-15-2004, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by ROOKIELZ


Jorie; your mudslide surrounded by long stem cherrries...are you married
:D ;)

Pulling a cherry stem out, in a knot. Thanks for the mudslide and the long stem cherries! :D

Nope, not married. Not ready yet, I wanna have more fun. :D

:p

:D

:D

Ok, what is everyone else marital status?:D

jaybird210
12-15-2004, 02:11 PM
Jay; I've never thought of you as a Pansy; you're OK fella

Thank you, LZ. At least somebody loves me.:(

:p

Ok, what is everyone else marital status?

I don't think that's something we should be discussing, especially considering all the drinking we've been doing (I'll have another, please).

JorieH
12-15-2004, 03:05 PM
Wow Jay, lay a guilt trip why don't you? :rolleyes: :D

Why shuoldn't we discus our marital status? It's not like anyone is going home with anyone here? Or home for that matter. ;) :D

And have another what? If ya not going to be specific, I'll have firefighter1219 and ROOKIELZ send you a Margarita! :D No more pansy drinks. :p :D

Today is a chipper day! :D

All out of drunken love! :D

jaybird210
12-15-2004, 03:32 PM
Wow Jay, lay a guilt trip why don't you?

Sorry, that's my job.

I'll thank you not to stare. Move along, please. Nothing to see here....




:D
:cool:

JorieH
12-15-2004, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by jaybird210


Sorry, that's my job.

I'll thank you not to stare. Move along, please. Nothing to see here....




:D
:cool:

You said it! :eek: :D

Anyone want a shot of tequila?

Firefighter1219
12-15-2004, 05:08 PM
Nope, not married. Not ready yet, I wanna have more fun.

:)

Ok everyone. Time for some hot shots. How about some Jack Daniel's Old No. 7? What about another double Crown and Coke? Both?

DJ Lou, feel free to drop me a line (pm or email) some time.

FlyingKiwi
12-15-2004, 06:26 PM
My donuts are safe.

Page 10 here we come.

:p

JorieH
12-15-2004, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by Firefighter1219


:)

Ok everyone. Time for some hot shots. How about some Jack Daniel's Old No. 7? What about another double Crown and Coke? Both?

DJ Lou, feel free to drop me a line (pm or email) some time.

I'm game! Fill me up! :D
Anyone else?

Firefighter1219
12-15-2004, 08:21 PM
Hahaha. 10 pages? We don't need no stinkin 10 pages!

Where is everyone at? Everyone wants to get drunk during the day, but not at night. Professional alcoholics? Who knows.

Ok. Screw this. Time to make myself a pitcher of Green Dinosaur.

My donuts are safe.

No they aren't. I ate one and so did someone else. Don't make me eat them all. I just might 'cause it's past 2000 hrs and I haven't had my dinner yet. :( Don't worry Kiwi. I'll compensate you with plenty of Guiness and that other stuff you requested.

Who's up for another Duck Fart?

FF2BKE
12-15-2004, 08:24 PM
I think its customary to lose count at 10 (pages) when you are drinking! :D Somebody better put hash marks on the wall.
I'm sure glad that elephant is gone. He was starting to turn pink I think! :D

Firefighter1219
12-15-2004, 08:29 PM
Hash marks? How come? I've got everything that's happened in this bar etched into the mahogony planks that surround us. What? You can't see them? I can. I guess I must have had more to drink than you.

Pink elephants you say? Now that's my kind of party!

JorieH
12-15-2004, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by Firefighter1219
Hash marks? How come? I've got everything that's happened in this bar etched into the mahogony planks that surround us. What? You can't see them? I can. I guess I must have had more to drink than you.

Pink elephants you say? Now that's my kind of party!

Well you are the one behind the bar, who's counting yours?

You've guys just reached pink elephants, mine have already done the belly dance and are now in little cars going fast around! weeeeee...:p :D

JorieH
12-15-2004, 08:40 PM
Wow page 10! Kiwi's donuts are safe, well exept the ones already eaten!:D

Weruj1
12-15-2004, 09:03 PM
whats the green stuff all about .....get 210 a Hacker-Pschorrs ......who is going to the Chirstmas party ?

Firefighter1219
12-16-2004, 10:08 AM
What about a Pilsner Urquel or Worsteiner (sp)? Grolsch?

Weruj, the 'green stuff' is a pitcher of Long Island mixed with sour apple mix. It's quite good. Want me to pour you one? There's also the same thing made with some kind of blue mix, don't quite remember what it's called though.

We need ourselves a GOOD tattoo artist so I can get more ink while waiting around during the slow times.

JorieH
12-16-2004, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by Firefighter1219
What about a Pilsner Urquel or Worsteiner (sp)? Grolsch?

Weruj, the 'green stuff' is a pitcher of Long Island mixed with sour apple mix. It's quite good. Want me to pour you one? There's also the same thing made with some kind of blue mix, don't quite remember what it's called though.

We need ourselves a GOOD tattoo artist so I can get more ink while waiting around during the slow times.

That green dinosaur sounds good. :D

Tattoo huh? What cha got? Any hidden ones? ;) :D

ROOKIELZ
12-16-2004, 03:32 PM
Pulling a cherry stem out, in a knot. Thanks for the mudslide and the long stem cherries!

You're killing me......:D


I think I'm gonna start a new system...I'm just gonna start tossing the drinks. If you think it might be yours catch it quick .

Firefighter1219
12-16-2004, 08:45 PM
Tattoo huh? What cha got? Any hidden ones?

http://cms.firehouse.com/forums2/showthread.php?s=&threadid=58702&perpage=15&highlight=tattoo&pagenumber=1

I want to get more. I'm going to keep them all in places that can't be seen when I am wearing my unifrom.

Those pictures are while it was still crusty. I never did take any other pictures.

SPFDRum
12-16-2004, 08:55 PM
Has, by chance, the IACOJ Investigative branch been able to contact LT47 and invite him to his party?

SPFDRum
12-16-2004, 08:57 PM
J. (1219) Nice tat, but I've seen bigger arms on a clock!:D

Just busting your chops, Brother! Have one on me.

Weruj1
12-16-2004, 10:09 PM
I'll try a green dino !

JorieH
12-17-2004, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by ROOKIELZ


You're killing me......:D


I think I'm gonna start a new system...I'm just gonna start tossing the drinks. If you think it might be yours catch it quick .

By what ever do you mean? with an innocent look :D

1219, nice tattoo, real nice! :D

I don't have any. I'ld like to take the time a design my own that would have a personal meaning to me. Then I'ld only have this one friend do it for me, whole trusting some stranger with a bunch of needles when my health doesn't rely on it, um no. Oh crud that just reminded me I was supposed to donate blood today, fricker head!

Hey isn't tonight karokee night? Hey DJ here's some songs:

'American Honky-Tonk Bar', 'The River', 'Friends in low places'(long version)-Garth Brooks; 'Grease'-Frankie Valli; 'Just a Girl'-No Dougt; 'Nothing Else Matters', 'Master of Puppets'-Metallica; Since 1219 already had you play 'All Along the Watchtower' and 'Purple Haze', add 'Red House' too by Jimi Hendrix :D

Hey ROOKIELZ what's that you tossing now? :D

Still no one has said what is the 'drink' BJ! What's in it?

ROOKIELZ
12-17-2004, 12:22 AM
Hey Weruj1: CATCH:D :D

Actually, it was RFD's Christmas party tonight. Can't believe I made it to this bar so quick. (And I can still spell:eek: )

ROOKIELZ
12-17-2004, 12:46 AM
Jorie: catch the drink that you think might be yours. The last I tossed was for Weruj1 and it was a green dino. I think he caught it; I haven't heard him complain that he didn't get his dino
I have seen those innocent looks before; sometimes they even work.
:D
And just because I am in a super mood, I'll bite the bullet and ask what the ingredients of the drink BJ are. Be careful what you reply; the Gods are all around us:eek:

Can you sing Nothing Else Matters by Metallica again, I missed most of it while I was tossing drinks.

JorieH
12-17-2004, 01:35 AM
Can you toss a Green dino this way too, please.:D

Ok for those that missed my singing, sorry but i'll have to make everyone suffer again to my tone death vocals...But I'll dance this time on the bar.

So colse no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters

Never opened myself this way
Life is ours, we live it our way
All these words I don't just say
And nothing else matters

Trust I seek and I find in you
Every day for us something new
Open mind for a different view
And nothing else matters
Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
But I know
So close no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever trusting in who we are
And nothing else matters
Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
But I know
Never opened myself this way
Life is ours, we live it our way
All these words I don't just say

Trust I seek and I find in you
Every day for us something new
Open mind for a different veiw
And nothing else matters
Never cared for what they say
Never cared for games they play
Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
And I know
So close no matter how far
Couln't be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
No nothing else matters
Metallica-from the black album

Oh and my looks always work. ;) :D Haven't had a guy yet put his foot down with me and say "No!" :D

ROOKIELZ
12-17-2004, 06:29 AM
Tosses drinks and cherries at Jorie:eek:

jaybird210
12-17-2004, 08:18 AM
NO!!!

Firefighter1219
12-17-2004, 10:49 AM
Umm, WTF is that?

Where did everyone go? It's seems Jorie and Rookie have scared everyone off with whatever it is going on between them.

"It's getting hot in here..."

jaybird210
12-17-2004, 11:04 AM
Umm, WTF is that?

That's Heat Miser putting his foot down and telling Jorie, "No!"

JorieH
12-17-2004, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by Firefighter1219
Umm, WTF is that?

Where did everyone go? It's seems Jorie and Rookie have scared everyone off with whatever it is going on between them.

"It's getting hot in here..."

Is it time for the hose? Are we going to have a wet t-shirt contest? If so, I think I'll win. ;) :D

And I don't know what you mean by, what is going on between me and Rookie. If there is something, ya wanna join? ;)

Jay you're a bugger! As referred to in another thread 'please no clowns' aka the creepy looking HeatMiser. That would be greatly appreciated. :D And you only say "NO" now couse we haven't meet in person, just you wait...:D

Hey, alright! More cerries and stems! :D

Weruj1
12-17-2004, 02:16 PM
first it is mini-me buggin people and now pseudo-clowns that are in a Chirstmas classic..........SHEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEESH ......... where is the docrum ?

JorieH
12-17-2004, 02:50 PM
Peals of the small label from a mikes hard lemonade bottle and sticks it on Weruj1's arm. ;) :D

There's your decorum. :D

jaybird210
12-17-2004, 02:58 PM
Jorie, please note Joshie said "docrum," not decorum.

Another slam at me, by the way, from a thread long ago and far, far away.:D

Let's all wish Josh God-speed as he makes his way to the flatlands to visit the relaters. I'm trying to talk him into skipping out tomorrow afternoon and hop on a train and meet me downtown. Anybody else? I wanna go to Daley Plaza and check out the Chirstkindl market.

Firefighter1219
12-17-2004, 06:52 PM
"It's getting hot in here..."

"...So take off all your clothes..."

Alrighty then. Let's move on to more exciting things.

If there is something, ya wanna join?

:eek: :eek: :eek:

JorieH
12-17-2004, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by jaybird210
Jorie, please note Joshie said "docrum," not decorum.

Another slam at me, by the way, from a thread long ago and far, far away.:D

Let's all wish Josh God-speed as he makes his way to the flatlands to visit the relaters. I'm trying to talk him into skipping out tomorrow afternoon and hop on a train and meet me downtown. Anybody else? I wanna go to Daley Plaza and check out the Chirstkindl market.

Ok, so what is a "docrum"? Not in the dictionary.

Jay ya want the big lable? ;) :D
Thank you for changing your pic! :D
Who you inviting to Daley Plaza?

Weruj1, I thought you lived in Ohio, are you moving to Illinois?

firefighter1219 your the one that said
It's getting hot in here...
So you should be the one to "take off all your clothes" first. :eek: ;) :D

jaybird210
12-18-2004, 11:15 AM
Jay ya want the big lable?

HELL YEAH!!!!

WAIT!! NO!!!! No no no no no!!!

(You almost got me!!);)

JorieH
12-18-2004, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by jaybird210


HELL YEAH!!!!

WAIT!! NO!!!! No no no no no!!!

(You almost got me!!);)

Fine. Just thought to remove...Another slam at me, But if you don't want too. Fine. :D

Removes the label from Jay and sticks it on 1219's tattoo. :eek: ;) :D

Hey cutie! ;) :D

Firefighter1219
12-18-2004, 04:50 PM
Removes the label from Jay and sticks it on 1219's tattoo.

Uh, yeah, uh, how 'bout no. Take a look at my tatto again and see what's in it. How could you cover that up? You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Who drinks Mike's anyway? Honestly.

ROOKIELZ
12-18-2004, 07:30 PM
There's nothing going on between ROOKIE and Jorie but some friendly banter. I find that the tips are bigger when the customers are happy with the way they are treated.

Since it has been mentioned that most of these tatoos are hidden underneath various articles of clothing; I have to wonder about what's going on between 1219+Jay+Jorie cause they are busy in that corner over there showing each other their tattoos.:eek:

In an honest effort to keep things moving
HERE'S ANOTHER ROUND OF DRINKS :D

Oh, and Josh: GOD SPEED on your trip. Come home safe, you hear?

Mr. DJ: Please play "Old Time Rock and Roll" by Bob Segar. Thank-you.

RspctFrmCalgary
12-18-2004, 07:48 PM
You DO know that Jorie is a chick, right? :D

ROOKIELZ
12-18-2004, 08:03 PM
:o I had no idea. Does Jorie know that I'm a chick?
Can you take over? I think I need a drink:rolleyes: Bartender: will you make me a dark rum and coke, please? Don't spare the rum...:D

Firefighter1219
12-18-2004, 08:13 PM
OMG! This is awesome. I was wondering when you two perverts were going to figure that out! I wanted to say something, but I wasn't sure if you two girls were actually into girls or if you just didn't know.

All I have to do for someone to see my tat is pull up my sleeve.

1219+Jay+Jorie

Whoaaa. Hold it right there. You're fired. Anyone else looking for a job?

Coke only; no rum for you.

ROOKIELZ
12-18-2004, 10:08 PM
You DO know that Jorie is a chick, right? --Uh, No, not til you pointed that out. But thanks for preventing me from making a complete fool of myself. I owe you one:)

OMG! This is awesome. I was wondering when you two perverts were going to figure that out! I wanted to say something, but I wasn't sure if you two girls were actually into girls or if you just didn't know. --No, I didn't know Jorie is a girl. Still like her. As for you laughing at my expense I'll shrug my shoulders. Can't be bothered to get mad or even. There's bigger issues out there.

Whoaaa. Hold it right there. You're fired. Anyone else looking for a job?

OK; I'm fired. Wanna re-hire me:D

RspctFrmCalgary
12-18-2004, 10:15 PM
No prob, we've all made the same mistake on here at one time or another.

JorieH
12-18-2004, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by Firefighter1219
OMG! This is awesome. I was wondering when you two perverts were going to figure that out! I wanted to say something, but I wasn't sure if you two girls were actually into girls or if you just didn't know.

All I have to do for someone to see my tat is pull up my sleeve.



Whoaaa. Hold it right there. You're fired. Anyone else looking for a job?

Coke only; no rum for you.
Uh, yeah, uh how 'bout no. Take a look at my tatto again and see what's in it. How could you cover that up? You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Who drink's Mike's anyway? Honestly

Um, no not into the whole girl on girl thing, thank you very much. Jay and Werju1 and everyone else in the Illinois thread, know that I'm not a guy. This was just some laughs and friendly banter. Wow are you prudish! And incase you didn't know Mike's labels are clear and smaller than your tattoo, so your tat woudn't be covered. And they taste good, far better than that piss-water you drink. YUCK! Mikes and Smirnoff Ice are great to keep a buzz going with out making you sick. :D Don't know what people drink in Florida, but malt beverages are popular in suburban Illinois. And I won't be ashamed of myself, it's not fun being an angel all the time. :D

I had no idea. Does Jorie know that I'm a chick?

Well I do now! Oh well no harm no foul. So what's up girl? :cool:
Don't feel bad, if ya want a good laugh check out 'Winter is here' at Illinois, some where in the middle. You're not the only one that got confused.

Thanks RspctFrmCalgary for bring that out into the open. :D

Peace!:D

Jorie

jaybird210
12-19-2004, 11:40 AM
Gettin outta control now. I better evacuate the premises..........

JorieH
12-19-2004, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by jaybird210
Gettin outta control now. I better evacuate the premises..........

It's ok Jay, I still like you. :D

ROOKIELZ
12-20-2004, 01:59 PM
Jaybird: please stay and entertain us with your wisdom. Not that I am apparently fired, I have all kinds of time to devote to your "teachings."


] 1219 where are you, Buddy? The folks are getting thirsty here. If you are getting too busy, I will help you. Otherwise, I would like that dark rum and coke that I had previously ordered, thank-you.

Jorie: what a bunch of nuts we have to deal with, eh? :D :D

Firefighter1219
12-20-2004, 04:15 PM
It seems to me that this pub has died. I am quite busy too. No rum for you, coke only.

JorieH
12-20-2004, 05:38 PM
Jay we're bored, please entertain us with your presence. :D Please...:D

Boy Rookie, I guess you got cut off, hu? I wonder if I am. No wonder this pub is dying, the alcohol is no longer being served and the there is no cute waitress for the guys to look at. :eek: And if Jay leaves and Weruj1 doesn't come back here, there is no conversation for us gals. :( Ya know, no one to taunt. :D As for the nuts; they are nice, but they drive ya up the walls.

Hey 1219, may we both have a dark rum and coke, please. :D

Where's the music? Don't say the DJ left too.

Hey Jay, can I buy you a "beer"? ;) :D

Firefighter1219
12-20-2004, 08:24 PM
That's it. Everyone leave the building. I will lock the door on the way out.

Weruj1
12-20-2004, 09:15 PM
now there is no need to lock up unless we are all going over the X-mas party ! Jay the docrum was NOT a slam at you .......I am surprised you didnt show Jorie the meaning of the word you used. Where is everyone ...............hello, ........is this thing on ?
Man go away for the weekend to the out-laws and look what happens ?

FlyingKiwi
12-20-2004, 09:51 PM
Blimey the nerve of some people.

Stayback is dam Manager, the good Lt is the Owner. You is da Barman (Volunteer too, no Union :D quick, duck) Stay at your post until relieved please, those of us that passed out are starting to look for refreshment again.

Weruj.

Welcome back. Did you get one of those "I survived" T shirts. :p

Weruj1
12-20-2004, 11:36 PM
ROFLMAO !!!!!!! luckily we (I) wasnt there long enough to need said shirt, but in the past .......:eek: :eek:

JorieH
12-20-2004, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by Firefighter1219
That's it. Everyone leave the building. I will lock the door on the way out.

Pardon me sir, but I do believe it is customary to call "Last call!" 15 minutes before closing. :D

It would also be greatly appreciated if the two Dark Rum and Cokes, one "beer" for Jay and a drink of their pleasure for Weruj1 and FlyingKiwi were to be served. Thank you. :D

In the words of Sam Walton-created 'Wal-Mart' and 'Sams Club'-"The customer is always right." :) {-Hey look it's the smiley face roll back guy!

FlyingKiwi
12-20-2004, 11:47 PM
Here I am standing at the bar.

1/4 Irish I might add. (The best 1/4)

And where the heck is the Barman.

Snap to it Fella.

FF2BKE
12-21-2004, 12:13 AM
Smiley Roll Back guy is actually a trained assasin sent here to find and eliminate Mini-Me.:eek: No drinks for him!

JorieH
12-21-2004, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by FlyingKiwi
Here I am standing at the bar.

1/4 Irish I might add. (The best 1/4)

And where the heck is the Barman.

Snap to it Fella.

ME TOO!

FF2BKE, I haven't noticed 'mimi-me' in this pub. Then again I am sloshed. Heeeheee...:D

jaybird210
12-21-2004, 09:15 AM
I went home before I got carried away. Too dangerous in here. You women scare me!

(Joshie, I know that wasn't a slam. I just feel better when I say that!!:p )

(Jorie, you can buy me a "beer!":D

JorieH
12-21-2004, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by jaybird210
I went home before I got carried away. Too dangerous in here. You women scare me!

(Joshie, I know that wasn't a slam. I just feel better when I say that!!:p )

(Jorie, you can buy me a "beer!":D

Alright! ;) :D How about another "beer"? There's nothing to be scared of. :) Much. :D

So, two questions still out there.
1. What is in the drink BJ?
2. What is the definition of "docrum"?

:D

ROOKIELZ
12-21-2004, 03:28 PM
I guess since I'm cut off, I'll be leaving. Enjoy yourselves...
Bartender; could you call me a taxi?

Any pleas for me to stay would be welcome.


Anyone??


Anyone at all??

*Taps microphone: Is this thing on?*

JorieH
12-21-2004, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by ROOKIELZ
I guess since I'm cut off, I'll be leaving. Enjoy yourselves...
Bartender; could you call me a taxi?

Any pleas for me to stay would be welcome.


Anyone??


Anyone at all??

*Taps microphone: Is this thing on?*

So you're going to leave? Leave me to be the only chick here? I'm begging Jay to stay. Weruj1 has lost his right to the small label-for posting clowns again :rolleyes: -I think 1219 aka the bartender left, though since we're still here are we locked in? :confused:

Hey, where is that guy who said he was here to drive us home when we're ready?

Also flyingkiwi and FF2BKE are at the bar waiting for some drinks! Where's the service or has this now gone to serve yourself kina of bar?
:)

Firefighter1219
12-21-2004, 10:36 PM
Back from work. Here are your drinks. Now get off my back. Kiwi-anything for a fellow Irishman.

ROOKIELZ
12-22-2004, 01:52 PM
1219 seems to be a little out of sorts...I would help him out if he asks.
On the other hand, since 1219 won't put any rum in my coke, I would certainly be willing to assist people home.

Jorie; I'd love to stay but all of a sudden I get the feeling I'm not particularly welcome. Anyone else who wants to hang out with us chicks is welcome. Weruj1, FF2BKE, KIWI, JayBird; c'mon over fellas;)

jaybird210
12-22-2004, 02:12 PM
You chicks are scarin' me. I went home hours ago.

I'm an old fart, ya know. I gotta get up early.

Josh can tell you; I might be able to get up early, but my concentration ain't where it needs to be.

Weruj1
12-22-2004, 02:22 PM
could I get a bloody mary please >? where is everyone ? Jorie .....you wanna dance ?

ROOKIELZ
12-22-2004, 02:23 PM
Josh can tell you; I might be able to get up early, but my concentration ain't where it needs to be.

Is that something you should be sharing with us?:eek:

And I think I just joined the old fart club this week; I am now 40!!

JorieH
12-22-2004, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by ROOKIELZ
1219 seems to be a little out of sorts...I would help him out if he asks.
On the other hand, since 1219 won't put any rum in my coke, I would certainly be willing to assist people home.

Jorie; I'd love to stay but all of a sudden I get the feeling I'm not particularly welcome. Anyone else who wants to hang out with us chicks is welcome. Weruj1, FF2BKE, KIWI, JayBird; c'mon over fellas;)

I think our bartender needs a nap. :) If we're leaving, where are we going? I have no crust, yet, so I don't think I'm invited to the Christmas party.

Jay has already admitted that he's scared of women. But if he has enough "beers" he'll be more easy to manage. Right Jay? ;) :D

You're only old when you hit the triple digits.

Jorie.....you wanna dance?

It would be an honor Weruj1 aka Joshie! You pick the song cause you're leading. One of the only few times a man does. ;) :D

Jay, it's not time for bed YET ! You need some more "beer" first. :D

So if 1219 is taking a nap, who's the new bartender? Weruj1 wants a bloody mary. And after tonight only the Lord knows when I'm working again so I need lots of fill ups! :D

jaybird210
12-22-2004, 03:30 PM
Jay, it's not time for bed YET ! You need some more "beer" first.

Hummuna hummuna hummmuna hummuna hummmuna hummuna hummmuna:eek:







Alright! One more and we'll all go!:cool:

JorieH
12-22-2004, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by jaybird210


Hummuna hummuna hummmuna hummuna hummmuna hummuna hummmuna:eek:







Alright! One more and we'll all go!:cool:

":p "

Where are we going?

CaptOldTimer
12-22-2004, 03:41 PM
Watch out for the older crowd. We may look and act old to some of you, but for the most place, we aren't as old as we look. I may not be able to hang all night like I use to, but I can go for a while. Drinks are good and free at my place. :D :D


"Lady get off da table, the dollar is for da beer"!



:D :) ;)

jaybird210
12-22-2004, 04:05 PM
:p

JorieH
12-22-2004, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by jaybird210
:p

Just for you Jay, :p !

"Lady get off da table, the dollar is for da beer"!

That's ok, I'll take the five. :)

Hey Jay~ :p ;)

CaptOldTimer
12-22-2004, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by JorieH


Just for you Jay, :p !



That's ok, I'll take the five. :)

Hey Jay~ :p ;)


Draw me a cold one.


:p :D ;)

Firefighter1219
12-22-2004, 06:17 PM
Some of us have to work for a living. Not all of us can hang around and drink all day anymore. I'll serve drinks after I get done with work. You can serve yourselves when I'm not here. Don't make a mess though.

ROOKIELZ
12-22-2004, 07:34 PM
"Lady get off da table, the dollar is for da beer"
! --Whoopsie; my mistake:D

Watch out for the older crowd. We may look and act old to some of you, but for the most place, we aren't as old as we look
--I like your 'tude Capt! Have a pitcher of beer on me! Shouldn't we be showing Jorie and Josh a few dance moves?:D :D

One more round and then things will start to get rowdy! Saddle up, people, I feel a rockin' party comin' on...:D

1219: I think you should check in on us when you are done work. I might even save a dance for you.

Weruj1: here is a pitcher of Bloody Marys for you, with my compliments:)

Jorie: Did you get Jay his beer? If not, I'll have it for ya in a second, Jay.

JorieH
12-22-2004, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by ROOKIELZ
Jorie: Did you get Jay his beer? If not, I'll have it for ya in a second, Jay.

I hope you don't mind Rookie, but I'ld like to give Jay his "beers". :D

Jay here's two! dirk up big guy, we got a long night ahead of us and there's no sleeping. ;) ":p " :D

ROOKIELZ
12-23-2004, 01:32 AM
Go ahead, Jorie; that's why I was asking in the first place:) CHEERS EVERYBODY!!

jaybird210
12-23-2004, 09:21 AM
Oh, boy.

Okay, the hell with work.

"You can't be drunk all day if you don't start first thing in the morning...."




:cool:

CaptOldTimer
12-23-2004, 01:43 PM
We will have to start dancing and see what happens. The others may sit on the side line and watch or they want to join in. Either way, we are going to have fun. I think I'll have another one.

I sure love this fellowship we are having!!!

:D :D :) ;) :p :p

ROOKIELZ
12-23-2004, 07:06 PM
OK Capt: to which song will we trip the light fantastic?
Here's another pitcher of beer.

Jaybird: thanks for coming back!

Weruj1: Save a dance for me

Jorie: Are ya with us, Babe? Sneak the Rook a rum will ya? 1219 will never notice... ;)

Firefighter1219
12-23-2004, 08:14 PM
1219 will never notice...

You bet your hindside I would. I've been sitting here at work in my down time monitoring your actions. I'm watching you...

JorieH
12-23-2004, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by ROOKIELZ
Jorie: Are ya with us, Babe? Sneak the Rook a rum will ya? 1219 will never notice... ;)

Well I guess I was placed behind the bar.

Here you go rookie; a cup of coke ;) and the rest of the pint filled with dark rum.-Is this legal? Never tended a bar before, so the drinks are going to be really strong. :D

Um, not sure if everyone got the last drinks they ordered. So I'm giving everyone what they asked for the last time on the house, for being so patient.

Jay, when Joshie and I are done dancing behind the bar, come on over to this side and we'll have a dance. :p :)

If 1219 is working, what can he do if he's just watching? ;) :D

LeuitEFDems
12-23-2004, 09:52 PM
Glad I'm over in the corner spinning the music and not involved in anything else....lol....more requests please...and more boozes for the DJ...it's been a bad week

ROOKIELZ
12-23-2004, 10:15 PM
LeuitEFDms: Glad to see you here...we need the ultimate dance tunes. And here's a bottle of "fire water:" may next week be better for you.

Jorie: Thanks for the "coke";)



I'm watching you... Well here's a few answers to that statement:
1) Is that "watching" working for ya honey:p
2) Those that can, do; the rest watch
3) You could be my next dance partner if you would like...
4) Watch all you want; it's legal and paid for. (Quick Jorie, take the money:D )

JorieH
12-23-2004, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by LeuitEFDems
Glad I'm over in the corner spinning the music and not involved in anything else....lol....more requests please...and more boozes for the DJ...it's been a bad week

Well I'm making up some vodka and cranberry, so sending some over to you and whatever else is your pleasure. Anyone else? Sorry to hear your having a bad week, not much better here either.

As for requests how about:
Big and Rich~Love train:D
U2~If God will send his angels
Audioslave~What you are
Alanis Morisstte~Uninvited

If you ever want to come out from the corner, don't be shy.

LeuitEFDems
12-23-2004, 10:28 PM
thanks for the drinks...keep them comming...and I'll get out on the dancefloor...as for the requests, consider them played. anybody up for anymore shots? I know I am...

ROOKIELZ
12-23-2004, 10:33 PM
Can I get you a shot of Sourpuss? It's my favourite, lately.
Dixie Chicks "Sin Wagon" is a hopping little tune.
Jorie:Alanis?:eek:

LeuitEFDems
12-23-2004, 10:41 PM
Rookie...sounds like a perfect shot for the mood I'm in. line'm up. mow I know it's close to Christmas, but please people, don't leave anymore "festive undergarments" around...thank you....per the board of health...;)

ROOKIELZ
12-23-2004, 10:48 PM
Leaving underwear around??? Who ever did that was a real amateur :o

A drinkin we will go
A drinkin we will go...

Are we the only ones here??

LeuitEFDems
12-23-2004, 10:52 PM
looks like it rookie..any other requests? and lets have another round of shots...those were good. as for the underwear...I can't figure it out either. Almost like an office party...at least there's not copy machine.

ROOKIELZ
12-24-2004, 12:59 AM
Welllllll, alrighty then. Here's the bottle and a couple of shot glasses. It's take a shot and tell a fire story time. You first:)

As for music: there was a country song a while back that I quite liked but I'll have to ponder for a while...About a guy who still found his wife very attractive after having children and chaos. In the video she's running around like crazy being a Mom and wife and he's envisioning her as a goddess (or something like that)Brain fart: cannot come up with the name of it. Help me out folks...

Weruj1
12-24-2004, 07:47 AM
One Hot Mama by Toby Kieth I think

FF2BKE
12-24-2004, 09:38 AM
Merry Christmas Eve & Merry Christmas too! I'm back. Work has kept me away!!!!!!!!!
Rookie, thanks for the invite. I'm not sure where we'll go but we can't be late. It's my first invite in a while. What do you think of my santa hat?
Beverage Request: More Bud for me & I'll join Rookie in a rum & coke. If I need to hop over the bar to pour it, I will.
Music Requests: "Gimme Some Lovin' " by Spencer Davis Group and "I Love This Bar" by Toby Keith.

firenresq77
12-24-2004, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by Weruj1
One Hot Mama by Toby Kieth I think Not Toby Keith........ Trace Atkins

Weruj1
12-24-2004, 11:05 AM
Hey '77 is here .............lemme get him a beer !

PFD109NFD107
12-24-2004, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by Weruj1
Hey '77 is here .............lemme get him a beer !

That boy knows his country... almost as much as he knows"It's a Wonderful Life"

Merry x-mas all!!!

CaptOldTimer
12-24-2004, 12:27 PM
WOW, what was that stuff you had me drinking last night? Whew, I got a good one on. I woke up and I hope that who ever was there with me will respect me!!

It was good, I think! :)



I need to rest so I can get back in there tonight with you younger ladies.


:D :D :p :cool:

LeuitEFDems
12-24-2004, 12:41 PM
Well, I'll be behind the bar tonight...for real, gotta love owners that want that possible extra buck...so, drinks are on me. I will be back for an encore performance tomorrow night as well. Have no fear, I have found a replacement for my DJ'ing duties while I'm away, keep the requests comming. If I don't see all of you before, Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, etc, etc, etc...
Jeremy

ROOKIELZ
12-24-2004, 01:20 PM
One Hot Mama: That's it!! Way to go, guys!! I used to sing that to a particularly vain little Granny @ the Nrsg. Home where I work.

FF2BKE: Here's your Bud and Rum. You should probably have a shot of sour puss with CaptOT and I. *Passes the bottle around the group* I should tell you FF; that your Santa hat is Really quite attractive...have you got tall black boots and a red suit too?

CaptOT: Of course I respect you and you dance divinely. I'll be here for all day and late into the night Christmas eve. I'm not a lush; I just have time off and would rather be with friends than home alone:(

Here's beer for '77 and Weruj1. Weruj:you are my next dance partner. Are you ready?

PFD: sit down and stay a while; what'll you have to drink?

Time to sing: "I love this Bar" by Toby Keith. Good song FF2 you just got picked for the solo.:D

firenresq77
12-24-2004, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by PFD109NFD107


That boy knows his country... almost as much as he knows"It's a Wonderful Life"

Merry x-mas all!!! Harry Bailey, the Navy Pilot!

PFD109NFD107
12-24-2004, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by firenresq77
Harry Bailey, the Navy Pilot!

Saved everyone on a transort plane

Weruj1
12-24-2004, 08:17 PM
lets go Rookie...........cut a rug or sumpin !

Firefighter1219
12-24-2004, 08:21 PM
Well, I'll be behind the bar tonight

Pardon me sir, but I'm the bartender here. I've been here monitoring the operations without my hand in the middle of everything. I'll be making all of the holiday concocktions tonight.

I have to work a 24 tomorrow, so I'm afraid I won't be able to pour you any drinks or open presents.

Hey Lou! Play 'Smooth Criminal' by Alien Antfarm for me.

Any special drink requests tonight? I've already handled all of the others. Who wants to be my new waitress? No Rookie; not you.

ROOKIELZ
12-25-2004, 12:11 AM
lets go Rookie...........cut a rug or sumpin !
Lead on my good man:D

. Who wants to be my new waitress? No Rookie; not you.
Can't work now, I'm dancing... :D Oh, and I'm ever so slightly drink; I mean drunk:eek:

JorieH
12-25-2004, 12:42 AM
Wow, did I pass out? That would be a first. LeuitEFDems took over the bar. :eek: That's ok. :D

Ya ok, Alanis, that night definatly. Very very peeved with the boss. :mad: Stupid boy can't make up his mind with what he wants. He asked for a 6 hour shift when I wasn't scheduled, I said "Yes.". So come in and he has me work 30 minutes then have a 2 hour break-unpaid-fallowed by 3 1/2 hours. I can't sit on my @ss doing nothing and it takes me 30 minutes just to drive to work. Urrrrrg I can't stand little boys! So Alanis was in needed, would have picked a different song but that might have made the male population here uncomfortable. As my litle rant may have just done.

Men are great, boys are not.

Bartender I'ld like a triple shot of vodka straight, please. :D

Mary Christmas Eve and Mary Christmas to everyone! :D

ROOKIELZ
12-25-2004, 12:55 AM
Jorie: Sounds like you work for a real bonehead.
On the other hand: I'm feeling quite fine. Got new FF boots; Chief invited me over to his place (YES HIS WIFE WAS THERE)and presented me with a new pager. The man just might qualify for OK pretty soon.

BARTENDER: get this Lady her vodka STAT!! She deserves it!!

Oh, and bartender I won't be needing any drinks from you; the Chief did a nice job treating me to Captain Morgan (hiccup):D

Weruj1; you is a fine dancer you is:D No,no, don't sit down, we aren't done yet.

Can we hear Cher's Believe, please.

JorieH
12-25-2004, 01:39 AM
Originally posted by ROOKIELZ
Jorie: Sounds like you work for a real bonehead.

You have no idea. :rolleyes:

Thinking about all his $hit is making me mad.

Lets have something upbeat and happy.
Since it's the holiday how about "Have a holly golly Chistmas"

Where is the mistletoe; men line up! :D

And toss me a pint of rum and coke-no ice, please.

ffexpCP
12-25-2004, 04:20 AM
Originally posted by LT47
Does anyone have a particular place that the gang likes to hangout at during their down time?

Canada! I'm legal there. ;)

ROOKIELZ
12-25-2004, 10:32 PM
Well, for my next request how about:
Dancin' with myself --Billy Idol (?)

ROOKIELZ
12-27-2004, 06:56 AM
ROOKIE sits forlornly by herself drinking a half-cold cup of tea waiting for her brothers (and sisters) to show up...

JorieH
12-27-2004, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by ROOKIELZ
ROOKIE sits forlornly by herself drinking a half-cold cup of tea waiting for her brothers (and sisters) to show up...

Hey no more tea for you! Have some more rum and coke; it will cure what ever ails you.:D

Where are all the brothers? :D

How was everyones christmas ?

LeuitEFDems
12-27-2004, 08:13 PM
maybe everyone's in a post Christmas, eggnog haze here. Turning up the volume, blasting some rock to wake everyone up. Doing a shot with Rookie.

ROOKIELZ
12-27-2004, 09:49 PM
To Jorie and LeuitEFDems: Bottoms up! :D

I could kinda use those shots right now: just got in from a 7 hour session @ the hospital with a (grumpy)Husband. We had a good frost last night and our vents froze = suspicious smell in house + nausea+headaches. Up onto the roof we go at 05:45am, -25*c to unplug the vents. We both go to work. I come home to check dog and house and find husband home and sicker than a dog. Phone the Dr. and away we go to the nearest city hosp. for a CO check. Low levels found; nothing serious; compounded with hubby having a BAD case of the flu. Hubby has been tucked into bed with lots of fluids and a kiss. And here I am at the pub. What kind of wife am I??:rolleyes

firejunky44
12-28-2004, 07:29 AM
Hey are we still open?
I've brought my mason jar full of the corn whiskey. If I can have a glass I'll be over here in the corner watching everyone.

LeuitEFDems
12-28-2004, 11:22 AM
Com'n in and grab a barstool firejunky, it's kind of lsow right now, join Jorie, Rookie and myself in a post holiday shot if you'd like. If you have any music requests, just let me know.

ROOKIELZ
12-28-2004, 04:36 PM
Sit yourself down, Junky and tell us a tale...:)

FF2BKE
12-28-2004, 07:29 PM
Hi Everyone,

Just thought I'd check in. The pub is still open and at 17 pages :eek: ! Who'da thunk it! I would have a drink but I have to be at work in three hours. Take care all!

ROOKIELZ
12-29-2004, 10:52 PM
FF2BKE: Sit down anyway, have something to eat and gab a while:)

LeuitEFDems
12-29-2004, 10:55 PM
standing in for the usual bartender, since everyone seems to be either away, in the bathroom, or passed out..."what'll it be folks?"

Weruj1
12-29-2004, 10:55 PM
well I am drying out and will be gearing up for New Years Eve !

ROOKIELZ
12-29-2004, 10:59 PM
Rookie would like some mellow tunes to go with a deep red, full bodied........................ .............................. ..........glass of red wine. And if weruj would join us in meaningful discussion that would be lovely:D
EFD: come share your wisdom with us.
Oh, and who is up for a game of darts?

LeuitEFDems
12-29-2004, 11:02 PM
wisdom? I have no wisdom, I'm just a DJ, fill-in bartender...lol

ROOKIELZ
12-29-2004, 11:05 PM
Modesty....how refreshing.:D

LeuitEFDems
12-29-2004, 11:08 PM
gotta have a little modesty now and then...may I refresh your glass of wine? Anyone else need a drink?

Weruj1
12-29-2004, 11:08 PM
sure ;............. got any of those Diet Cokes freezing cold with lime ?