Attention All Members Of The I.A.C.O.J.

[1835Wayne]

Welcome to our first election of officers!!

We will be accepting nominations for the following offices;

1 President
2 Vice President
3 Secretary/ Treasurer
4 Sergeant at Arms (must be EXTRA crusty!)

We already have a traffic Officer(HE HE!) in the person of Stay Back 500 ft.

I will start by nominating Capt. Gonzo for President!!;)

[Bones42]

Such a distinguished group, this choice is tough!

Pres - Gonzo
VP - Chief Reason
Sec - JayTL
SAA - Steamer

[BGFD21]

I second the motion for the officers.

Pres - Gonzo
VP - Chief Reason
Sec - JayTL
SAA - Steamer

:D

[MOTOWN88]

Has the "scope and practice" of each office been outlined yet??? Just how is the crust factor being measured??? Is it total time on or is it general attitude and disposition???

Also, unless I have missed a self appointment there seems to be NO ONE who has dedicated thier services in forcible entry with special emphasis on "GHETTO STYLE" Allow me to bring my keys to the city. If you can't get in you can't crawl down the hallway. I can also serve as the foul-mouth-heavy-smoker-angry-overly tattooed-IRISH guy if there happens to be a need for one.

[oldE6man]

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! This is just how my department got in trouble with Mr. Few.

All of the nominees seem OK with me, but 'once bitten, twice shy.' I want to see their resumes.

[JTL]

I can also serve as the foul-mouth-heavy-smoker-angry-overly tattooed-IRISH guy if there happens to be a need for one.

Take away smoking and thats me.:D

[MOTOWN88]

JTL,

Can you work tools "GHETTO STYLE" if so we could share the work load.

[iamfireman]

And I make a motion that the uniform shall be SHORTS AND POLO SHIRTS!!! Do I have a second?

[JTL]

Motown Nah...you got it bruh! I got your back.:D

[CaptainGonzo]

Born in 1953..that makes me old as it is! :D

Lived across the street from a firehouse, was a "firehouse mouse"

Had a fire in our home 12/23/61. Memere (Canadian French for Grandmother) accidentally started the fire..watched in amazement as the firefighters put out said fire.

Parents divorced in 1962, moved to Lowell, Massachusetts.

Lived halfway between Engine 2/Ladder 2 and Engine 7's houses, chased after the sirens on my bike whenever I could.

Got sidetracked for a few years, wanted to be a rock star!

Went to college to study communications, unlike Scooby Few I do have my degree! I am almost there for a 2nd degree in Fire Science.

Took the Massachusetts Firefighter entrance exam in 1980.

Appointed in November 1981.

Obtained my EMT certification in 1982.

Went to the Massachusetts Fire Academy in 1982, still taking courses when I can from some real "crusty old jakes" from the big cities and small towns.

Worked at the Academy for 12 years in the Support Services Division, assisting the Instructors in the Recruit, Industrial and Field Service programs. It was here where I realized that everybody has the same situation...it's the same circus, different clowns!

Promoted to Lieutenant November 1988.

First OT tour as an officer, two 2 alarm fires back to back!

Promoted to Captain August 2001.

Public Fire Education/Public Information Officer since 1997.

Excellent public speaking skills (if you can teach fire safety to elementary school students, you can talk to just about anybody!)

I think my best qualification is...
I love this JOB!

[NJFFSA16]

Hmmm, Gonzo....the paperwork seems to be in order. Very impressive qualifications sir! Alas, there is one question you didn't answer.

Have you got a "few" friends in the south, who need a job?:D

[AFD368]

I will also second the nominations previously mentioned, with the addition of SuperChef as Head Cook and Bottle Washer.


Motown88, the foul-mouth-heavy-smoker-angry-overly tattooed guy should be our Door Man at the meetings.

Now all we need is an Organizational Slogan:

Old is Wise to Teach the New Guys.

[rescue2bob]

Oh dear motown
Sorry bro but I've got the irons (refer back to the fouth or fifth post on the original thread). As for doing it ghetto style, I think that after 23 years in the ghetto I couldn't do it any other way, but as always open to new ways to do anything, but like the old ways better.
bob g rescue2 fdny

[MOTOWN88]

rescue2bob,

Ok, then I will man the Detroit Ripper if anyone out there knows what that tool is.

[enginecappy]

I gotta agree with the nominations....however, I hereby nominate a one mongofire_99 for a job of some sort within this fine organization.

Maybe place him in charge of devils advocacy?

[ALSfirefighter]

If anyone wants I will offer my services to compose, um I mean write any resumes' that you will need. It will also afford you the "clausible deniability clause."

Enginecappy, I'm with you on Mongo....hey what about a board of trustees?

[Steamer]

Gentlemen...I am truly and greatly honored. As did Captain Gonzo, I submit my resume for oldE6man.

I was born in 1956, in Chillicothe, Ohio, and except for a short period after high school, when I lived in Louisiana. (Loved the food; hated the humidity. Mardi Gras was da bomb!)

I lived 3 doors down from a firehouse, and pretty much grew up there to the consternation of my parents.

Started out as a in Junior in 1971 with a volunteer department where I stayed for 15 years, then took a full time job with Chillicothe FD as a firefighter in 1986 after taking the test 3 different times.

Went to college, but time didn't permit me to finish my degree in Fire Science. I'm 6 credit hours short. (I gotta do that someday)

Ohio certified as firefighter in 1974, EMT in 1972, and paramedic in 1977. Fire Safety Inspector certification in 1976. State Fire Instruictor in 1981. Ohio Fire Investigator in 1982. Ohio Police Firearms Qualification Course in 1999 (Yep, I carry a gun. I know, scary thought, ain't it?!). Certified Arson Canine Handler in 2000 through Maine Criminal Justice Academy.

Went through a weakend floor around 1980, into upturned chairs. The one of the chair legs entered my leg at my ankle, and proceeded 20" toward my knee. Still looking for the SOB that set the fire. Ohio's statute of limitations have expired, but mine hasn't. Several burns through the years, with scars to prove it. I guess that might qualify me for extra-crispy er, I mean crusty.

Attended the third class ever at the Ohio Fire Academy, and have been going back ever since. I've got a drawer full of certificates from them. Trained with some of the finest firefighters I've had the pleasure to work with.

I currently teach with the Ohio Fire Academy on many different courses. I also teach at Ohio University in their new fire program which I helped establish this year.

Promoted to Lieutenant in 1992, Captain in 1996, and Asst. Chief in 2001.

Worked in Code Enforcement Bureau for 2 years, and currently Bureau Chief of the Investigations Bureau.

Captain Gonzo and I share the love of the job. I miss the actual Interior stuff greatly, but my teaching gets me back in the mix with a degree of regularity. I am also ready and willing to go to war when my "family" is unfairly criticized or bashed...whomever does it. Mutts, politicians, so called comediennes...I don't much care.

Once again, I am truly, truly honored!

Hey, MOTOWN88. Care to help me secure the Guinness at the meetings? Imagine...2 Irishmen looking after the Guinness.

[mongofire_99]

No job's too small. I'll even wash the dishes with/for SuperChef.

My resume isn't as distiguished as some and I can't remember all that stuff anyway so I won't put it out there, but here's some stuff about me you should know before electing me to anything...

Born a long time ago in Texas.

Still have all my own teeth.

Graduated a high school in '80.

Wanted to be a groupie for the Bangles and the Gogos, but I refused to wear that '80s look with the skinny tie, cockroach killin' shoes and the moussed hair. But I dug '80s chicks.

Voted for Mondale in '84, Dukakis in '88, Perot in '92, Dole in '96 and Dubya in '00 (jeez, now that I look at it I only picked one winner, no going to the track for me...)

Recovering liberal bonehead.

Volly for a long time, career for not as longa time.

Chicks dig me

Still chasin' the degree

Got some other certs in a drawer somewhere but I don't remember what they are, may be a hazmat in there somewhere...

Never convicted of anything I didn't do.

For some reason, I think Chillicothe is a cool word. Maybe it's because I like chili...

Got a Sam Houston in natural leather

I fish

I enjoy/encourage practical jokes

I'll do almost anything to see if I can spin someone that seems unflappable up. I said almost anything, not anything.

I'll embarass the chief on TV, in print or in the city council meeting if I get asked the right question.

If I find your week spot, I'll force you to make it stronger.

If you have BS opinion I expect you to be able to explain it.

Always in trouble for something I was supposed to do and did, but not like "the man" wanted.

I believe strongly in extreme compliance when it won't hurt anyone or make anything worse, but will make the guy that gave the order look like the true idiot he is.

I refuse to drink lite beer unless it's free and all the stuff I can buy is sold out or I'm broke. If I still drank.

I want to ride a tailboard again because it's fun. But I won't because it's stupid to do it today.

I got one of them fancy holsters to keep hemostats, penlights, scissors, window punch and all that ditch doctor stuff in. It's out in the shed somewhere...

On those thankfully rare days I ride the box, I refuse to wear them pants with all them pockets for hemostats, penlights, scissors, window punch and all that ditch doctor stuff...

I can sit in the back of the meeting room and make snide jokes about what some boot says, the way somebody dresses, has their hair cut or colored or whatever makes them stand out in the crowd, or say "that's BS" and tell people to "sit down and shut up" with the best of them.

When I think it's BS, I throw the BS flag.

And I'll vote "no" and argue against things I want just to confuse or piss people off - a devils advocate if you will...

Anyway, enough about me...

[ChiefReason]

Hear ye, hear ye:
For those about to rock, I salute you. Such a fine assemblage of upper crusties. I will place into the minutes, the text of my resume.
Born in '52. Only boy with seven sisters. Proficient in hop-scotch and jumprope. Smallest kid in my grade school. Got beat up alot-for playing hop-scotch and jumprope. The boys just made fun of me!
Watched alot of the Three Stooges and played in traffic as a kid. Once did the "Curley Shuffle" at a job interview. I got hired.
Had (7) surgeries on the right knee and (4) on the left. Never had a broken bone! Can't wait for joint replacement.
Been a vollie my entire "career". Caught my first ride in 1980. Learned on a 15-minute Scot-air. First firecoat was purchased for $1 from the Rock Island Arsenal. First fire was a brush fire. Managed to pull a roll of snow fence into the fire. First experience with the long pike pole. Noted weakness with hand tools. ISO Class 8 when I started; currently a Class 6. Made TO in '82. Made Chief in '88. Papered at Level II firefighter, hazmat, confined space, trench, vehicle extrication, dot, dot, dot. President of Western Illinois Firefighters Association, member of Illinois Fire Chief's Association, Illinois Association of Fire Protection District and am also a juvey firesetter counselor. Ain't no thang! My day job is as a safety director for a warehousing/logistics company.
With that said, I would like to withdraw my name as VP, nominate Mongo and run for the Midwest region representative. I will bring the cigars.
What do you think? Is it do-able?

[ChiefReason]

It just occurred to me that someone is missing.
Where is BucksEngine91?
I suggest that maybe a Board of Trustees or Board of Directors be established. Crust is a must!
IACOJ and damned proud of it.

[superchef]

I am honored beyond words to be allowed into such an illustrious group. Do I need to submit my resume here?


ChiefReason
I second the nomination for Mongo. And your's as well

Mongo

If you are the VP, I would not ask you to dry but I certainly would not turn down the help! :D

I will put together our first dinner and post the menu. ;)

[ggtruckie]

Nominations:

Prez- Capt Gonzo
VP- Chief Reason
Secratary- Mongofire_99
Sgt. at Arms- Motown88

Head Chef-superchef (very important job here I think we need to make this an official position)

I have to give a special thanks to Chief Reason, no I didn't throw in the towel. I think you should run for VP.

Super chef- Keep it warm, well be back from the 3 alarm in an hour (we dont waste time):D

[Firefighter631]

Gentleman,

I come before you with the following humble request:

There are a few duties that need to be addressed such as, the drying of the dishes after SuperChef's meals, the cleaning of the crustie station, and the meeting hall after the meetings, the throwing away of the empty and discarded Guinness cans, sweeping the floors and carring the water hammer to all alarms.

While I have no formal resume, I did just graduate from the academy and feel that I would be the best cantidate to fill the Rookie postion.


Thank you for your time


:D :D :D :D :D

[CaptainGonzo]

The IACOJ needs to have a Cabinet of advisors...

I hereby nominate Brother Mongo as the Secretary of Tradition and Common Sense and Superchef as the Secretrary of Food, Motown 88 as the Secretary of Guinness and other liquid refreshment. We haven't heard from BucksEngine91 in a while, but since he is an executive in a trucking company (or is that truck company? :D) and has good business sense, I will nominate him for Secretary of the Treasury. Other nominations are in order....

I think this is getting really big, we'll have to set up districts by region. I propose the following regions for the IACOJ

Northeast region
Mid-Atlantic region
Southern region
Southwestern region
Northwestern region
Midwest region

Comments? Questions?

PS: we need someone with a law enforcement background to head the BMI...the Bureau of Mutt Investigation!

[FireLt1951]

Well I guess I'll add my 2 1/2 cents. I get to pay less than a Capt.

President- Capt. Gonzo
Excellent writer and capable of putting others in their place when needed.

V.P.- Mongo
Because of his change from a liberal bonehead (enlightenment). Well deserved credit as a mentor.

Sec.- Chief Reason
A resonable individual and someone with common sense.

Sgt. at Arms- MOTOWN88
Have to pick at least one homey. May not be as old and crusty as the rest of us but working in Detroit will accelerate those qualities.

After reading some of the resumes, It's sad to learn that I'm older than the rest (real bummer) and I guess I'm a little crusty after almost 30 years in this ghetto.

Mongo,
I didn't do it, I know nothing about it and besides it's the captains fault, I swear it.

[iamfireman]

Hey, the uniform guys! Whats it going to be?

[PuffyNPFD]

Agree with all the nominees. I still got the hook and can!!;)
Who wants to nominate 5 members for the board?

[PyroSlayer]

At this time, I wish to humbly submit my application to the I.A.C.O.J.

While not old, or particularly crusty, (30 with 5 years in the fire service) I would love the opportunity to learn from the truly old, crusty Jakes among us. With my relative lack of age & experience, I believe I would be well qualified for any of the following positions:

Cleaning the kitchen, washing dishes for SuperChef; Latrine duty; Washing trucks; rolling and loading hose; filling air bottles; cleaning bunker gear; supplying ice cream; etc.

I would be honored to provide these services in exchange for the opportunity to crawl down the long smoky hallway with the Crusty Old Ones.

[hfd66truck]

Hope I spelled that right......we need someone to enforce the rules of the meeting. My first choice was mongo, but since he has been bumped to Vice Pres.......any other suggestions. Maybe Engine LT.

Gonzo, as previously stated. I am ready to serve, wherever and whenever needed. I have a minor in Criminal Justice, if I can assist in the Mutt investigations. Otherwise just name the job....I'll handle it.

Dave

[mfd77cfd]

AS being new to the Firehousehouse Forums it is not my intentions to run for any office, for after reading the resumes composed for these outstanding members I bow and remove my hat to them. I would like to just place my appliction with the membeship committee. After 25 years of paid service I believe I'm crusty enough to be a member of the I.A.C.O.J.besides, i've been compared to the center the center part of a washing machine (agitator) don't think that will make good officer material.

[ChiefReason]

Man, this thing is smokin' hot!
Gonzo: got to set up a meeting. Consider teleconference, perhaps.
We need an embroidered patch for this organization. Who's working on one?
Newsletter; we need a newsletter. Hence, we need an editorial board.
COJs in training. Got to look to the future. Start sending those profiles in.
Background checks. Gonz; could law enforcemutt handle this one?
Website; I think we need our own website. WebTeam; how about it? Too much, you think?
Boys, this is getting big. I haven't been this excited since my junior prom.
Annual banquet; SuperChef-made to order.
Mongo; I slid from liberal Democrat to conservative Republican, due in large part to our conversations. It's called enlightenment.
Let's get this thing done. Lots of work to do.
NO FLAKY CRUST ALLOWED!
Crust is a must.
If we play our cards right, who knows; maybe a movie deal.
It boggles the mind.

[superchef]

Captain Gonzo and crew


For your dining pleasure I offer

Herb Roasted Cornish Game Hens. The herbs of choice this time- tarragon and garlic.

Roasted vegetables with rosemary (red,, yellow bell peppers, baby carrots, baby tomatoes, fresh roasted corn kernels,baby potatoes


Fresh spinach and radicchio salad served with a balsamic-dijon vinegarette


I think this meets the "hearty and hot" but I also add healthy here. As Head Chef, I have to keep all of you healthy too!

Dessert will follow shortly.

:D


[/COLOR]If I need to add another course perhaps some wild mushroom risotto?

[Temptaker]

Chief Reason... I've been standing on my head in the corner listening to all of you gaining great insite, but if you give me colours I'll get to work on the patch. :)

superchef... YUM! :p I'm washing...after cooking something like that, NO WAY am I going to let you do the dishes.

[Steamer]

I had to drain the drool from my keyboard to type this. I'm probably gonna have to replace it, though. I don't know if it's from the drool, or when I dropped it! I hope you're happy, superchef!! :D

[ChiefReason]

Temptaker:
That's a no brainer; red, white and blue!
SuperChef; can you throw in a side of chicken chili?
Just for grins and giggles.
Chow!

[superchef]

Temptaker
Thank you. Glad you enjoyed it.
Steamer
Again thank you. Sorry about the keyboard. Dessert is in this post so secure the keyboard.

Chief Reason

For you, I'll throw in a side of chili :D


Dessert gentlemen, since this is the first one, you get a treat

Individual warm chocolate cakes served with cinnamon sorbet and topped with fresh rasberry sauce.

Hope I made everyone happy.

[SPFDRum]

After a meal like that, a guy can't help but want to be a more active member. (PS what do I owe for house dues? :D) If the Midwest Region position is open, I would like to offer my services.
I come with the following professional qualification: I DO NOT have a degree from WSU!:eek:

[DENNIS1975]

superchef THANK FOR DINNER FIT FOR KINGS


temptake relax I will do desert dishes
I need lose the weight after that dinner

[Temptaker]

Here submitted for your approval (you thought I was kidding didn't you) is the 'draft' of the official I.A.C.O.J. patch. I hope it meets with your approval, and doesn't offend anyone who, like me, is not from the states. I'm open to suggestions... sorry about the stars I couldn't get them to show up any better without it looking completely wrong.

superchef... thanks it was great!

Dennis thanks for looking after the dessert dishes. :)

[NJFFSA16]

Originally posted by Temptaker
Chief Reason... I've been standing on my head in the corner listening to all of you gaining great insite....
I don't know about you, but I've been standing on my scale...gaining great weight!:p

Originally posted by superchef
Individual warm chocolate cakes served with cinnamon sorbet and topped with fresh rasberry sauce.
That's it.....make me poke another notch in my belt! Have we got a tailor in the house??..:eek: ..I need to let these pants out some more!

You guys really know how to live...but you'll have to change the name to I.A.C.C.O.J....The International Association of Content, Crusty, Old Jakes ! :D

[ChiefReason]

Temptaker:
Not bad; not bad. Now, punch it out in the shape of a Maltese. And leather; what about leather? You know how crazy Gonzo is for leather.
Aff: I am negotiating for the Midwest Region. I would consider deferring to you, if I could gain a spot on the Board. If not, prepare for the campaign!
SuperChef: do we need lemon in the water? My very own chocolate cake; I can really dig that. Wow!
It's just too sweet.

[Temptaker]

hehe... actually I tried it in leather. Trust me when I say that it's not appealing. Imagine if you will the same pic tattooed on a woman's belly, she gets pregnant with triplets, after all the skin shrinks back (yes woman really can go back to pre-preg shape) what that pic would look like.... a big blob of colour with little shape and no form. I know the one I posted is blurry, but it's a first draft, if I actually create one that is tolerable we might just have a new avatar. :)

Maltese shape hey... hmm... this is a test isn't it.

[superchef]

In light of the posts that follow I decided to edit this post. Glad everyone enjoyed the meal and thanks for the help with the dish washing.

:D :D

stay safe everyone

[Man-o-fire]

Fitness? Who needs it!

How about staying fit the old fashioned way (we are talking about old and crusty) In the good old days we didn't need no fancy, pansy ass machines to stay fit, we didn't need them. We played hockey in the winter, baseball in the summer, rugby in the fall and a sundry of sports in between. Kept us fit and promoted the teamwork missing from the college boys were getting these days.

I think I'd be a good candidate for the tailboard of trustees.

-born in 53
-nearly 22 years as a firefighter
-my brother is also a firefighter, my dad was a fireman(burned off methane gas in coalmine)
-seen a lot, done most of it, still learning every day.
-drink guinness, made the pilgrimage to Saint James Gate!!!!
-have had almost as many practical jokes played on me as I played on others. Have gotten soaked more times than I can recall.
-wear leather, drive a 1926 LaFrance (pr tool)
-Old enough to know better, but do it anyways!

[ChiefReason]

SuperChef:
Got to agree with man-o-fire on this one. Got to stay true to the crust. Any jake worth his weight in crust has done their lifting 12 ounces at a time!
Man-o-fire: don't discount the college boys. Still need someone to roll up the hose.
Hey, who's keeping the membership roster? We need to see the current list. Anybody? Anybody?
Oh, will we be needing a lobbyist? Gonzo; know anyone?
May be too early.

[Temptaker]

superchef,

I'd be happy to jump on a treadmill with you, but we'll have to construct a room away from the 'crust' for workout purposes. I suck at hockey, never played rugby, baseball maybe, football I can do, but I'm NOT being centre. :)

Chief Reason... still working on the maltese.

Temp

[SPFDRum]

Chief Reason: I will defer to my esteemed collegue from Il and support you for the Midwest Region. If a spot on the board is openned, perfect! If not, I would even consider being a mutt inspector.:D

[engine391]

I think we need someone to represent the Ohio chapter of IACOJ. I nominate Steamer as our representative!!

Steamer : If you need a liasion of sorts, I would gladly be your right hand man!!:D

[firemangeorge]

I'd like to throw my hat in the ring, not as an officer, but as a trustee of the group, of the IACOJ. Around here a jake is a roughneck, same meaning, different dialect. I am running on a platform of a roughneck for life, no promotion, no loss of brain cells. I beleive the FD should be based around the boys who put it out, not the gents who tell us how they think it should be. I work with a group of fifteen who I am positive will be the days I will remember as the best of my career. I believe the truck owns the address and should be allowed the door on arrival. I love the engine guys for keeping it cool, the rescue guys for coming to save me, and my brother truckers for being in the $hit with me. You can't make a grab if you are standing outside. The toughest of the toughest died to make my job a lifestyle, and I am willing to give it all to save the life of another.

I hope my pledge is not too politic, elect me trustee, IACOJ.


Cap Gonzo For Prez!!!!!!!!!!

[ChiefReason]

I noticed that there have been over 700 look in on this thread. Potential membership, I'd say.
Come on; stop looking in and weigh in. Get those resumes coming.
Aff; thank you. I will support your run for trustee to the Midwest. We have the best winters, don't we?
Probably should have a business agent if we are going to handle money.
Crust; not fluff!

[Temptaker]

Are you ready????

I have not one, but two leather maltese patches, once again submitted for your approval. I thought I would do two so you have something to choose from. :) I can't figure out how to attach more than one file though... so the second one will follow.

[Temptaker]

Here is the second one...

[MOTOWN88]

State of the MOTOWN address,

Fellow crustaceans, I come before you today to throw my self at the altar of the I.A.C.O.J. I have relayed my willingness to serve many rolls in this ever growing and mutually abundant wealth of knowledge and crustiness. I have seen the suggestions for my service, and I willingly accept ever so humbly the nominations for each position and appointment to such aforementioned duties. Perhaps I have been vague on my qualifications, perhaps I should expound on my skill.

MOTOWN88 RESUME

-Born a while ago in a land far away from America, Tralee Ireland
-Moved to the Motor City as a teenager
-Family relocated from the West Side to the South West Side and have been there ever since.
-Went to a private school and kept the family tradition of being a brutal rugby player and an aggressive soccer player.
-Learned the MANS game of boxing and grew up around amazingly skilled boxers namely my father and grand father.
-Spent way too much time in the gyms as a teen and young adult and got into way too many boxing matches in the street.
-Proud member of Local 344
-Belong to a fire department that has some of the finest fire fighters in the WORLD
-Went to college and got a degree in writing from the grandest of all university’s THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN.
-Separated from spouse
-Follow the IRISH way of family first.
-I’m an engine man to the core but ladder work seems to suite me just fine.
-Sold my heart to the idea of your brother fire fighters are your family and you should treat them like such.
-Have a big nasty motorcycle and I look like a hoodlum when I ride it.
-Have many a tattoo adorning my arms and they show my dedication to AMERICA and IRELAND.
-Drink Guinness by the gallon, and will spar against anyone that says it’s not the worlds greatest beverage.
-Nicknames include “B”, “MICK”, “B-DAWG” and “VANILLA GORILLA”
-Weapons of choice are the irons and any chainsaw I can get my mitts on.
-I believe that you don’t always have to wear an air pack and people are smart enough to know when that time is.
-Know for a fact that the perfect balance of muscle, iron will, determination, and brains does indeed make a firefighter.
-Words are cheap and the world would be a better place if we all boxed.

[ChiefReason]

Temptaker:
Now, this is really something. You should attach them to an email to Gonzo. You're definitely on the right track.
I don't have a leather helmet, but I have a leatherette on it. Is that ok? I'd like to have a leather helmet, if that counts for something.
I like the second one, also.
Good job!

[superchef]

temptaker

Anytime you want to jump on the treadmill just let me know. Although I do have a preference for the cross trainer. :D

I am off in pursuit of the next dinner menu. ;) :D

Just to leave you with something for those middle of the night calls...

An assortment of fresh baked mini-muffins ... blueberry,chocolate-banana, apple-cinnamon, mixed berry

more to come....






:D :D

[Man-o-fire]

What's for breakfast?:rolleyes:

[superchef]

The breakfast buffet......

Scrambled eggs with tomato, goat cheese and mint
Vegetable frittata with bell peppers,mushrooms, broccoli and fresh herbs
baked french toast (stuffed with sauteed pears and cinnamon)
An assortment of fresh fruits
Phyllo tarts with mushrooms, spinach and jack cheese
Homemade applesauce

your choice gentlemen....the buffet is open:D ;)

[Temptaker]

Chief Reason... thank you I thought adding 'leather forever' might add a little something. :) I will send it to him.

superchef... I think I'll start on the stair master, I like wearing my weighted vest when I do cardio, and it bounces a bit when I run with it on... must need more weight :) After your cooking I'll need it.

Temp

[Lewiston2Capt]

I know I said before that I wasnt crusty enough to be a part of this seasoned and crusty organization, but, I definitely think I would benefit from listening to the banter that would go on. I will take any job given to me, and play sous chef to superchef when needed. I have also been around long enough to know that respect is earned through action, it is not just granted. And, hopefully I can earn all of your respect.

I hereby apply for membership in IACOJ.

BTW Chief Reason, you should come out to Buffalo/WNY in the winter time. Interesting weather we have here! :p :rolleyes:

[1835Wayne]

:D ........polls to elect our officers!!!:D

[ChiefReason]

1835Wayne:
Great job on the polls. Would you please add AFF, my esteemed colleague from Minnesota to the ballot for the Midwest region. I owe him one!
To all; vote early-vote often and may the jake be with you!

[shammrock54]

maybe a membership commitee, so that a list of members and those of us seeking membership could get accepted into the fold:D


still working on building the crust. i have the start of a speck of crust on the top of my leather, but willing to learn and participate.

[superchef]

Grilled Salmon w/ fresh mango salsa

Served with rice seasoned with fresh herbs

Mixed baby greens with mushrooms, bell peppers, cucumbers served with a vinegarette dressing


enjoy
:D :D ;)

[mongofire_99]

Grilled Salmon w/ fresh mango salsa

Whew, when I first read that I thought it said fresh mongo salsa...

[ChiefReason]

Membership committee; great idea. But I was thinking that we need a crusty old chaplain. Where is my old friend? Haven't heard from you in awhile? You up to the challenge?
And while we're at it, probably should have a tekkie to keep the worms out!
IMACOJ and proud of it.

[mark440]

I'd like the chance to sit on the back row with Mongo and catch some of the crust falling off of you all. Your crust and your crust and your crust and your crust, I'm bound to learn something gathering the crust. I'd have to say I'd make a fine knobman. Or for you crustier folks, I'd make a good 2nd man on the line going down that hallway... Whatever you need, I'll be there! I do have an imitation leather :eek:

*Mark

[GENAFIRE]

I nominate myself for the official um....
Crusty-womans representative
illustrating the fiesty,head strong,
not taken any sh@t from anybody,
Firewoman(that likes girl-clothes too!)
lol......:p :p

[StayBack500FT]

Traffic Control Officer reporting for duty....TTWWWWAAAAAAANNNNNNGGG !!

DAMMIT!! Who put that sign there!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????:)

[Temptaker]

Ok here as promised is the third patch.

1835wayne I know I posted this same question on another thread... just can't remember which one. Anyway do you think you could set up a poll for this please so we know which one everyone likes best, or if I should try for something else all together. Thanks

I'm going away this weekend... Whoo Hoo... I'm very excited. :D So if you respond here, I wont answer til I get back.

Everyone have a great weekend, and be safe. :)

Temp

[ChiefReason]

Temptaker:
SHWEEEEEEEEEEET!

[BGFD21]

What do you think of this one

[CaptainGonzo]

Both designs are sweet!

[Temptaker]

BGFD21

Very Nice. :)

So did we manage to get a poll done? I just got back... had a great time.... ahhhh.... feeling very relaxed now. Don't want to work tomorrow. :(

[Lewiston2Capt]

I read the following article this morning in the local news paper.
Buffalo News Article (http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20020520/1029953.asp)

I dont quite follow their logic, or perhaps that is my problem, I am attempting to use logic.

[DENNIS1975]

to the patch committee
is it possible to put somewhere on a patch
the 9-11-01 for the falling firefighters on that day. thank you

[CaptainGonzo]

It looks like a pup needs a summer job, so "Daddy Mutt Councilor" will vote to lift the hiring freeze..meanwhile, the FD, looking to fill a whopping 2 positions to help alleviate the overtime sitaution will be denied...the same councilors will then bitch about FD overtime costs!

Hear the mutts a barkin'..ARF ARF ARF!

[wrp11402]

Count me in, I'll stay a black shield though, I'm still a young man at heart...LOL

[SRFD3114]

Hey the patches all look great.

Superchef the meals are awesome. What is the next meal going to be? Looking forward to it.

As stated in my last post I will do whatever jobs are left over.

As always Listen & Learn.

Hopeful IACOJ member

Steve ;)

[superchef]

Srfd

Thanks. Glad you enjoyed them

To all I.A.C.O.J. enjoy :D

Blue Cheese Ravioli with tomato basil soup

Buffalo Milk Lasagne with Oven Roasted Tomatoes and Roasted Red Bell Pepper Sauce

Lemon Angel Hair Pasta tossed with minced garlic, oregano, fresh ground pepper

Linguine with Sun- Dried Tomato Pesto

Mixed Baby Greens with mushrooms, bell peppers (red, yellow, purple, orange),and cucumber served with a raspberry-balsamic vinaigrette

[Lots of hot crusty garlic bread, herb focaccia

Lots of freshly grated parmigiano-reggiano, fresh ground black pepper

This should have something for everyone. Enjoy and if you have any room left I'll make dessert ;) ;)


Just for Chief Reason....Chili


:D

[Firedan38]

hows about a dispatcher in the IACOJ?, some one needs to stay and watch the house amd have the coffe ready for everyone after the 2am midwinter house fire. i humbly submit my application.

12 years fire dispatcher
5 years Navy firefighter
5 years on the line (too young for tailboards but i do remember open cabs in the middle of december)
i may not be that crusty....but i am willing to listen and learn.



also willing to do any dirty work that needs to be done!!!!!!


the patches look awesome too!!!!!!

[superchef]

Firedan38

have the coffe ready for everyone after the 2am midwinter house fire

I'll make sure there are lots of warm fresh cinnamon rolls, blueberry muffins and apple-banana bread to go with that coffee. Although I do make a wicked cup of coffee. ;)

[1835Wayne]

Superchef,
with all this talk about food, you have me ready to ask one question.

WILL YOU MARRY ME?????;)

You evidentely know the way to a mans heart is through his stomach!!!!!:D ;)

[superchef]

You make me blush 1835. Thank you for the compliment.

You'd be in trouble if I said yes. (and yes I am single and currently taking applications) ;)

I am happy that my posts brighten your day. If I could show up at your station and make these meals for you I would, groceries in hand

Take care everyone. Please have a safe holiday weekend.

;) :D ;)

[ChiefReason]

SOUNDS LIKE TWO JUNIOR JAKES MAY NEED A CHAPERONE!!! LET'S THROW THAT BIG "DATING GAME" KISS!!!

[647gifd]

would like to join I have Dep. Sheriff time and both Navy fire and paid fire time. Not alot but I can smell good B.S. with the best of them.;)

[Temptaker]

superchef... thanks again for a simply outstanding feast. :p

1835wayne.... Well come on... where's the ROCK???? You don't ask a woman to marry you without a ring.

Chief Reason... How do you figure we should work the chaperoning schedule?

[1835Wayne]

For the right woman, I would melt down my gold St. Florian medal to make a ring!! As for the ROCK, I could always chip a chunk of crust off of my 1010!!;)

[superchef]

As for me, as long as he has a heart of gold that is all the rock I need.

:)

[SBFire333]

:rolleyes:

This is kinda of stupid question. But what does I.A.C.O.J. stand for. Sorry!!!:rolleyes:

[SBFire333]

:rolleyes:

This is kinda of stupid question. But what does I.A.C.O.J. stand for. Sorry!!!:rolleyes: :confused:

[ChiefReason]

SBFire333: IACOJ Secretary/Treasurer Pro Tem Chief Reason here.
You had to ask twice? What planet did you just fall off of? Wisconsin? Just kidding. Really, you don't know about the fastest growing firefighter frateral organization that is sweeping the nation? An organization where it is OK not to have matching socks, a two-day growth and you don't have to be politically correct every minute of every day? An organization where you can re-live the glory days of catchin' a ride on the tailboard and wearin' your helmet backwards to keep the water out of your face? An organization where you can talk about the black snot and phlegm so thick that you could cut it with a steak knife?
Gentlemen: let's educate our good friend from the Dairy state.
Geez; I almost forgot. It stands for the INTERNATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF CRUSTY OLD JAKES. It was founded by our crusty colleague, Captain Gonzo. Rumor has it that it was molded in his image.
And you'd better like leather!
Just whistle if you want to learn more.
But seriously; you were just pullin' my leg, right? God, I am so gullible.
IMACOJ and proud of it.

[SBFire333]

:D
Well thank you for the great education.... I probaly didnt understand because I dont have enough crust yet. See I am one of those generation X firefighters. I never knew what it was like to ride the tailboard, operate the old steam engine, have to dip your beard in a bucket of water so that it was easier to breathe in that four alarm block fire or remember when the motorized fire truck replaced the horse. I do wear a leather but will probaly catch hell if I told you what brand (Conway). We can learn alot from you old jakes. Just and idea for your organizational structure. You need to get a nanny for us young pups. :D

[Temptaker]

Chief Reason... very nicely stated :)

Isn't a nanny kinda like a chaperone?

Some time back there was a request made for a patch that include 9/11, sorry for the delay, I am working on it. I will post it soon.

[1835Wayne]

Superchef! I NEED CHOCOLATE!! LOTS AND LOTS OF CHOCOLATE!! I LOVE THE STUFF, I CAN'T GET ENOUGH!! CHOCOLATE!!!;) :D

Any woman who can make a good dessert can win my heart!!

[FFsSignfOthr]

Wisconsin may be another planet, but the rest of you keep visiting us. We're overrun with aliens from Illinois! (We call them FIBs - figure it out :p ) Every weekend they come here. Funny, but you never hear about Wisconsinites vacationing in Illinois, I wonder why?:rolleyes:

What is required for membership in IACOJ? I'm not crusty, (too)old, or a jake, but I am dating a FF who could pass for that. How old is old? How much experience before you're crusty or are you referring to the black crust that he's eternally cleaning out of his nose?:D He just got a new lid but I didn't ask if it was leather. Do you take a pledge or get sworn in or what?

[StayBack500FT]

A weddin'!!! I can sing!!!!


SoMe SaY LoVe...It iS A rIvEr..ThAt DrOwNs ThE TenDeR rEeD...SoMe SaY LOoOoOvE...It Is a RaZoR... etc.

[ChiefReason]

Hey,Hey,Hey! That's no way to get invited to the party. What's a signfother? Did you see the picture of your cousin from Iowa? He was dressed up like a firefighter and was poking a mailbox with a stick! What do you suppose that was all about?
I spent a week in Wisconsin one day. Didn't they film "Groundhog Day" there?
Tell us about your paved road. Got any pro football teams in that state?
And yes, there will be an initiation. Just curious, but how long can you hold your breath?
IMACOJ through and through.

[MIKEYLIKESIT]

I dont see too many cheeseheads complaining about the tourism dollars we "FIB'S" spend in "Americas Dairyland" I myself drive through Wisconsin as fast as possible (not easy with your ace troopers) and head to BEAUTIFUL Michigan (U.P.)..I hope I have reinforced EVERY stereotype that seems to spew from the narrow minds of most Cheeseheads..Thank-you Signf other for not clogging up our roads with your left lane 45 MPH driving...:p

[superchef]

1835 Wayne

Mr. Director of the B.M.I. , I am currently working on dessert and will post when I am done.


Stayback

You write, you valiantly battle helpless stop signs, and you sing.
You are a man of amazing talents.



:D ;)

[TailboardJockey]

Superchef, I'm begging you, please go easy on the desserts! I'm on the Atkins diet, and YOU'RE KILLING ME!!:(

[superchef]

Tailboard

Just for you I'll come up with something special. ;)

[SBFire333]

Chief Reason........
No the did not film groundhoung day in Wisconsin to my knowledge. They did film the scene of the car going into that pit in Rockford, IL. As far as having a pro football team, I would not throw stones in a glass house. Here we got Title Town USA, Home of the Green Bay Packers. Most of the NFL teams dred coming to Lambo Field cause they are too much of a bunch of wossies because they cannot take the cold. Take a look at the low lifes to the east and west (Minnesota or Michigan)that have to play in a dome cause they dont have enough heart to come out and play or their fans to come out and cheer on the team when its 30 below zero in bilzzard conditions. As far as the Bears are concerned they suck so bad that they had to demote them to playing in a college statium so they can get used to the fact that they cant hang in the NFL....they have only won one superbowl ever. And dont even go there and say "We where the division champs last year" more like chumps, hell if anyone had a scheduale playing againest cheerleaders and high school freshman teams they would be Division Champs also at least we won our playoff game. That is one thing us chesse heads will go to battle over.......Our Football Team, Our Beer, and Our Cheese. The first greetings you get when you go to Illinois is a toll booth. I think what we should do is but a darn toll booth at the state line and tax all you FIBs upon entry to our great state. It wasn't my intention to cause a interstate war but we kinda get a little touchy when it comes too certain things....lol :D

[JTL]

Can anybody tell me if I am in this IACOJ?

[FFsSignfOthr]

Chief Reason

(SignfOthr) C'mon now, sound it out... I know you can do it... say it with me.... Sig - nif - i - kent --- u - ther There you go! I knew you could do it!

We don't charge a toll and our roads are in better shape than most states, especially when you consider what winter does to highways. Illinois is kind of like the big bully standing at the end of the alley, knowing it's the only way around so they nail you for coming through. Maybe it's time that Wisconsin and Michigan get together and build a big bridge across L. Michigan. That would put a dent in the old Illinois pocket.

Hey Mikey - I'm not the one driving 45. Usually I'm passing all those blue and white plates because they're paranoid, they know our boys in blue are out to get them. I just wave at the nice officer as I cruise on by.

Chief, we've had a lot of movies filmed here, plus a lot of the best sitcoms. Lots of great scenery and pretty decent people to boot. We have a reputation for being "wholesome" for a reason. Other states love to hire us because we also have a reputation for great work ethics.

Hail "Title Town"! Green Bay has a lot more football history than most cities. Anybody who knows football at all will recognize Vince Lombardi, the greatest coach ever.


QUOTE: And yes, there will be an initiation. Just curious, bout how long can you hold your breath?

Pretty long, I was a lifeguard at the beach. Plus I do other things on a regular basis where I have to control my breathing. :D :D

[SBFire333]

:eek:
OMG..JTL......YOU HAD TO ASK........Here are the exact words from the honorable, IACOJ Secretary/Treasurer Pro Tem Chief Reason

You don't know about the fastest growing firefighter frateral organization that is sweeping the nation? An organization where it is OK not to have matching socks, a two-day growth and you don't have to be politically correct every minute of every day? An organization where you can re-live the glory days of catchin' a ride on the tailboard and wearin' your helmet backwards to keep the water out of your face? An organization where you can talk about the black snot and phlegm so thick that you could cut it with a steak knife? It stands for the INTERNATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF CRUSTY OLD JAKES. It was founded by our crusty colleague, Captain Gonzo. Rumor has it that it was molded in his image.
And you'd better like leather!

[Temptaker]

JTL.... I believe that Chief Reason is actually filling in for a post which you were voted into. :) I think it's Chief... hard to keep track of these things, with all this food, talk of football, and the love bug flying around....

[Steamer]

JTL -
To bring you up to date I post the election results as posted in by 1835Wayne in another thread. (cut and paste is a wonderful thing)

The winners are;

PRESIDENT- CAPT. GONZO
VICE PRESIDENT- MONGOFIRE99
SECRATARY/TREASURER-JTL
SERGEANT AT ARMS- STEAMER
BUREAU OF MUTT INVESTIGATIONS- 1835WAYNE

ALSO;

DIETARY ENGINEER- SUPERCHEF
BOARD OF DIRECTORS- ALL ELECTED OFFICERS AND; BUCKS ENGINE91, MOTOWN88,PUFFYNPFD, CHIEF REASON,HFD66TRUCK, AND ANYONE ELSE THAT OUR PRESIDENT SHOULD APPOINT.


First off, I would like to ask the following people to be my investigators in the B.M.I.
Lead Investigator- HFD66TRUCK
Investigators- CHIEF REASON,MOTOWN88,ADZE,AND CAPTSTANM

[hfd66truck]

Hey Steamer, ya beat me to it.

Thats right JTL, you left the room, you were nominated and then elected. Ain't the democratic way a bitch. You'll be forwarded you portion of the after election tab.:D

Hey SB, go easy. As you can see JTL is a part of this organization. He didn't ask what, he asked if?

---------------------------------------
IACOJ BMI......where catching dogs is a way of life!

Dave

[ChiefReason]

JTL: Yes, you are a COJ. Get caught up. We'll talk later. Take all the time you need.
Sec/Treas. is there for you when you're ready. Until then, I got your back.;)

[JTL]

I couldn't remember. Sounds great. I need more time before assuming duties and I am glad Chief Reason has that covered.

Jay

[PuffyNPFD]

:D JTL- Glad to have you back in the fold brother!!!

[1835Wayne]

JTL!!! Let me be among the last to congratulate you on your election!!! I took all the names for the polls from the original thread. Good to see you back brother of the crust!!

[Temptaker]

Ok so I was reading the thread, thinking about JTL's return and this song came to mind...

Guess who just got back today?
That wild-eyed boy JTL who'd had been away
Things changed, there's much to say
But man, I still think that IACOJ is great

They were asking if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
I told them you were living downtown
Driving all the old men crazy

The boy is back in town

You know the chick (superchef) that used to cook a lot
Every night she'd be on the floor over a steaming pot
Man when I tell you she was cool, her food is red hot
I mean she was steaming

That night over at 1835wayne's place
Well this chick got up and she smeared dessert on his face
Man we just fell about the place
1835wayne wanted chocolate, and he got it...

Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The Guiness will flow and stories will spill
If the boys want to talk, you'd better let them

That jukebox in the corner blasting out my favorite song
The nights are getting warmer, it won't be long
It won't be long till summer comes
Now that JTL is here again

The boy is back in town

[Temptaker]

Here is another one.... I feeling a little artistic this morning...


Here they come
The boys in the bright red fire truck
Wearin' hats sayin' IACOJ
Who do they think they are
And where did they get that name

There they go
The boys in the bright red fire truck
Honking at all the girls
It's jack-of-all-trades Stan
And Jerry the fireman

There they go
The boys are really rollin'
Some old lady called 911
Said the smoke is really flowin', flowin'

There they go
The boys are really rollin'
Some old lady called 911
Said the smoke is really flowin', flowin'

Here they come
The boys in the bright red fire truck
Wearin' hats sayin' IACOJ
Who do they think they are
And where did they get that name

[truck6alpha]

So, did you go to a lyrics site and cut and paste a little, or are you just a genius and can remember all of those?

[Temptaker]

Hehehe... You caught me...

I play guitar, so I was sitting here fooling around with it, and what I ended up with was a collaboration between the two. I actually have the lyrics here, so I pulled them out, and posted my rendition for your entertainment.

[truck6alpha]

It's a thing of beauty.:D

[Temptaker]

truck6alpha... Stop, You're making me blush...

DENNIS1975

Here as requested is the patch remembering the fallen fire fighters of 9/11. I tried to overlay the image of the flag being raised but it really didn't work. If anyone has any other suggestions, or comments please feel free to post them here, pm, or email me.

Motown... If you want to put one of these on the website, let me know and I'll email it to you

[hfd66truck]

Temptaker.........OUTSTANDING

We'll have to make sure and sit you and 26 far apart at the meeting, otherwise no one will be safe. :D

Dave

[Temptaker]

hfd66truck

Thank you... you better make sure that we aren't within sight or ear shot of each other though... :D If one starts the other is bound to jump in.

[superchef]

Tailboard

I came up with something just for you. Hope it makes you smile.


Glazed Ricotta Cheese "Souffle" with Fresh Blueberry Sauce

;)

The next post is going to be pretty decadent so you may not want to read it. ;)

[superchef]

This is for 1835 and also in honor of JTL's return. Hope this is decadent enough :D


Individual Bittersweet Chocolate-Cherry Brownies served on Cinnamon Cream with the following on top

Bittersweet Chocolate Ice Cream ,Chocolate Coffee Sauce and Caramelized Bananas



:D :D :D Have a safe weekend everyone. ;) ;)

[hfd66truck]

awwwww....superchef,

Do you know how hard it is to keep him focused here in the BMI?

If you keep up with deserts like that, he'll probably become a diabetic.

:D

Dave


PS - sounds great, do you take mail orders

[superchef]

Hfd66Truck

I'll just drag his butt into the gym with me and make sure he works it off.

I'm not sure about mailing ice cream but brownies yes.

Take care Dave :D ;)

[hfd66truck]

....maybe UPS has refrigerated trucks......

:D

[1835Wayne]

MMMMMMMMM..........CHOCOLATE.. ......MMMMMMMMMMMM

Must go to San Francisco.......get chocolate............mmmmmmmmm mm!

Somebody remind me.... whats a mutt again???LOL:D

[superchef]

1835

I take that as a yes you liked it. Thank you. Just doing my part to keep Captain Gonzo's team happy

;)

[superchef]

1835

As requested some omelets for breakfast and a few other things to brighten everyone's morning. :D

Green Onion, Herb and Mushroom Omelet

Crab and Roasted Red Pepper Omelet

Sweet Pepper and Garlic Omelet

Baked Nectarines with Cinammon Streusel

Mini Kiwi-Cream Cheese tarts


Spicy Chili Omelet (prepared especially for Chief Reason)

[ChiefReason]

Superchef:
Need I remind you, again?
What is there always room for? And don't say "jello".
Hint: it is a South American country.
It's what you get if you don't layer your clothing in the winter.
Nuff said.

[1835Wayne]

A chili omelet???? Hmmmmm........... very interesting................

[FlyingKiwi]

superchef
We take it you were talking about kiwifruit there, cause the bird is a protected species. :D

[superchef]

Chief

It's what you get if you don't layer your clothing in the winter.

Would that be chili? :D There are of course other ways to stay warm in winter. But chili for you it is. I will add a chili omelet for you sir. It will certainly have some kick to it.

Kiwi

I love those little kiwi birds. I would not make one into a fruit tart.

;)

[superchef]

Chilled Cucumber Soup with Tomato Sorbet

Tomato and Mozzarella Tartlets

Caesar Salad with Pepper-Grilled Tuna

Lemon Rosemary Chicken

Herb Roasted Baby Potatoes

Berry Streusel Pie

Vanilla Crème Brulee with Chocolate Sauce

Chili a la Chief Reason

Take care everyone. Hope this makes you hungry. ;)

[truck6alpha]

Damn, and I just ate a tasty burger.

[superchef]

Truck6alpha

You can still have dessert. Hope your burger was good. :D

[superchef]

Apricot Glazed Cornish Hens with Couscous Stuffing

Served with Glazed baby carrots, roasted teardrop tomatoes

Hearts of Romaine Salad with Roquefort and Toasted Pecans

Chief Reason Spicy Hot Chili

Individual Chocolate Souffle Tarts served with Peach Sorbet and Chocolate-Caramel Sauce

Take care everyone. Please stay safe

;) :D

[superchef]

Individual Peach Streusel Pies
Warm Cinammon Buns
Apple-Hazelnut mini muffins
Mixed Berry Bread (raspberries, blueberries, bosenberries)
Mini warm spice cakes with applesauce

1835Wayne perhaps this will catch your eye

Still warm from the oven chocolate-chocolate chip muffins

;) any other chocoholics out there?

Almost forgot to add Chief Reason's Spicy Hot Chili. ;)

[CJMinick390]

Hey Superchef! My wife saw your last post and wants the recipes for the baked goods. She's actually breathing heavily right now! If they clog up the thread, you can email them to me. (See my profile). Lisa is going to be in San Fran on a business trip 6/28 to 7/1 and was wondering if you work at a restaurant where she can try these goodies.:D

[superchef]

CJ

Thank you. I just sent you an email. I just posted a few of the receipes in the recipe thread here. I would be happy to bake something for her while she is here. Let me know. Email me.

Take care. Glad I made her smile tonight. :D

[tanker5117]

Superchef, it is about 9 in the morning and I am at work and I am drooling all over my keyboard.

You da chef....

[superchef]

Tanker5117

Thank you. If there was a blushing smiley I'd have to post it. Glad I made your morning. ;)

[truck6alpha]

I'm sure you already have a decent pesto recipe, but if you're looking, let me know.

[superchef]

truck6alpha

Always room for another good one. I could use a good sous chef to help me feed this awesome crew. :D

[tanker5117]

Superchef, I do a good loaf of bread on occasion, if you need it, let me know.:p

[superchef]

Tanker5117

Please contribute. I love to bake and could always use another good recipe. You guys are too sweet. I bet you have some incredible ideas and recipes. Post them. You are always free to email me also but I love seeing your recipes here.



:D

[TC33FF]

SO HOW DO WE JOIN THE I.A.C.O.J. PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW I CAN JOIN.

[superchef]

Oven Roasted Chicken Breasts with Bell Peppers and Garlic

Warm Sauteed Tomatoes with Basil

Spinach and Radicchio Salad with Toasted Cashews and dijon- balsalmic vinegarette

Wild Mushroom Risotto

Individual Angel Food Cakes served with Cinammon Red-Plum Sauce

Chief Reason's Spicy Hot Chili

[tanker5117]

Superchef, why do you do this to me while I am at work. I have to wipe the drool off my keyboard now. :D

[superchef]

What can I say Tanker?

I just wanted to brighten your morning. :)

[RspctFrmCalgary]

Tanker you're ALWAYS drooling HAHAHAHA
Doesn't your wife feed ya??? :D

[tanker5117]

RspctFrmCalgary
sometimes, I think she feeds me too much. I have taken to riding my bike to work everyday to help get back in shape. :D :p

[RspctFrmCalgary]

LMFAO

At least we can't get fatter from "reading" superchef's mouth-watering menus!

Tanker you can have your revenge on me this afternoon .... I'm volunteering for FF Museum Society on behalf of Burn Treatment Society AT A LOBSTERFEST, but I'm so broke no way no how I'll be eating any lobster today :( :(

[tanker5117]

Sheri, they should feed you something, even if it is just a claw or whatever you call those things that pinch.

[RspctFrmCalgary]

mmmmmm that'd be nice ... better to go assuming won't be fed, then if they offer its a bonus and if not then you don't get disappointed!! :D

How far do you bike to work?

[RspctFrmCalgary]

hmmmmmmmm with all these great eats superchef is dishing up the I.A.C.O.J. should probably get a Fitness Coordinator :eek:

Nooooooooo I'm not volunteering LOL

But perhaps this is the time to respectively ask the board if they are willing to have a non-fire-service Canadian chick as their Administrative Assistant .........

:D :D :p :p

[tanker5117]

Don't know, never actually measured it, but it takes about 30/40 minutes each way. some hilly areas, not too bad, just enough to get the legs burning. I just started up again because my truck just about died. So I figured I would get some exercise while looking for another truck. Went out and bought a new bike, old one was 30 years old and tired. Not worth fixing, same as the truck. Just have no luck with wheeled vehicles. :(

[tanker5117]

HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...Co-worker just brought in Cherry coffe cake with almond slivers on top. Couldn't resist, had a small piece.

[superchef]

Tanker

Keep up the biking! Sounds like you get a great workout each way.

San Fran is a great place to get the outdoor cardio with all the hills.

:D

[RspctFrmCalgary]

LMFAO ..... he'll have to if he keeps eating cherry coffee cake :D :p

[tanker5117]

It was just a small piece, really, I swear.....:rolleyes:

[superchef]

But I'll bet it was worth every bite. :)

[tanker5117]

very small piece, only about 2 bites......small ones.

But soooo good.

[superchef]

quality is much more important than quantity. ;)

[superchef]

Poached Salmon with Noodles, Fennel and Apple

Cantalope, Mango, and Asian Pear Salad wih Lime-Vanilla Bean Vinaigrette

Individual Bittersweet Chocolate Souffles with Vanilla Sorbet

And Chief Reason's Spicy Hot Chili

[Roger Groves]

I stand in line with many others waiting acceptance into such an incredable forum of jakes. I would like an application to this fine group also. I have 13 years career and 18 years total fire service. Will give futher info during background check. Thank you for your concideration into this fine group.

[truck6alpha]

superchef-

Are any of these fine creations architectural food? And if so, does that require fire protection?:D

[superchef]

truck6

Are any of these fine creations architectural food? And if so, does that require fire protection

The chef could use some fire protection (even though I am only 5'5")! Are you offering?

As for the food, I do like to create an architectural presentation. :D

[truck6alpha]

I'm speechless.

[superchef]

truck6
I'm speechless


I'm sorry. I did not intend to leave you speechless.
:( Do you forgive me?

[truck6alpha]

How could I not?

[superchef]

Thank you.

I guess this means I don't get any fire protection? ;)

[Knighthawk]

How does one get an application for such an organization. I have been trying to keep up with the postings but, I only have so much time on the "magic thinking box". From what I have read it looks like superchef should be working for foodTV. I have seen the regist. form for the Explorer post. I have 6 years in my volunteer co. and am working on going career.

[captstanm1]

:(
Somewhere I thought I had submitted my resume or been contacted to join this organization and all this time I was thinking I was in. But I can not see where I sent the President my resume.

Here:

January 1971 joined as a junior firefighter at age 13 (44 now..u do the math)
January 1974 atage 16 had more training than some of the senior members and myself and a group of juniors were cut loose to fight fire
July 1979 Became a career firefighter (still volunteered)
1980-1999 served as some sort of officer in my volunteer company including driver, Lieutenant, Captain & Training Officer and Chief (1987 and 88)
1984 promoted to driver/acting officer in career department
1987 Promoted to Lt. in career job
1988 Training Lt in career job
1989 Promoted to Captain (also served as acting Battalion chief rest of my career)
1997 Became a Hazardous Materials Specialist
1998 Went to work for Federal fire department on military base as a Firefighter EMT
1998 Went from GS5 to GS6 (Sergeant)
1999 GS6 to GS8 (Captain)
Late 1999 Wild Bill Clinton closed the base and I could not get reappointed due to my age
1999-2000 Hasardous Materials Response and Recovery Company
2000-Present Firefighting Equipment and Training Consultant
2001-Present Volunteer Firefighter in Florida (currently a Volunteer District Chief)
Also worked a part time job in Virginia teaching Fire Classes for the Department of Fire Programs for about 15 years.

[truck6alpha]

1979- Decided to become crusty.
2002- Mucho crusto.

[RspctFrmCalgary]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Mick!!!!:D :p :D :p

[CJMinick390]

Mick,

That's the most direct and perfect application I've seen yet. You've said it all in just 6 words.:D