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CaptainGonzo
04-24-2008, 11:58 PM
Question: What do turnout gear and condoms have in common?
Answer: They only protect you when they are worn properly!
MalahatTwo7
04-25-2008, 09:00 AM
Question: What do turnout gear and condoms have in common?
Answer: They only protect you when they are worn properly!
So what brought this on Cap?
michfire
04-25-2008, 10:35 AM
Question: What do turnout gear and condoms have in common?
Answer: They only protect you when they are worn properly!
Hopefully there wasn't a failure with either?!?
Rescue101
04-25-2008, 11:39 AM
Who's knocked up? T.C.
CaptainGonzo
04-25-2008, 04:17 PM
No faliure, nobody rated "pg"...
Just a thought that popped into my head! :D
MalahatTwo7
04-25-2008, 04:37 PM
No faliure, nobody rated "pg"...
Just a thought that popped into my head! :D
Cap! You know how dangerous such things are, don't you? :eek: :D:D HEHEHEHEEHEE
Dickey
04-25-2008, 05:43 PM
No no Gonz........
Nobody wants either one of those items to "pop"
That would tend to ruin your day!
:D
tomlaumann
04-25-2008, 11:37 PM
They both only work when fit correctly!
doodaa
04-26-2008, 01:40 AM
If they work correctly, they'll both get you out of a jam when you're f**ked.
CALFFBOU
04-26-2008, 03:55 AM
They can both glow in the dark?
FlyingKiwi
04-26-2008, 05:30 AM
Answer: They only protect you when they are worn properly!
And they both have XL sizes. :D (good for Kiwis.)
volfirie
04-26-2008, 08:31 AM
I always wear correct PPE, but raincoats? Can't remember the last time I had one on. Hmm, that's not all that I can't remember... :o
hwoods
04-26-2008, 09:17 AM
They can both glow in the dark?
Yep, I figured that YOU would have some input here...........:D :D :D :p :p
CALFFBOU
04-26-2008, 12:53 PM
Yeah....So? ;)
frenchfireball
04-26-2008, 01:05 PM
but condoms can have some different flavors:fruits or chocolate,not turnout gear,lol.
doughesson
04-26-2008, 01:08 PM
but condoms can have some different flavors:fruits or chocolate,not turnout gear,lol.
"Who knew that there were taste buds 'down there'?Heh heh heh."
Rush Limbaugh 1992
frenchfireball
04-26-2008, 01:19 PM
"Who knew that there were taste buds 'down there'?Heh heh heh."
Rush Limbaugh 1992
well,in commercials on tv,you have a lot of explanations about condoms and the choice with flavors and colors,lol.
AKDude
04-26-2008, 05:38 PM
Whay are you eating them Frenchie?
MalahatTwo7
04-26-2008, 06:48 PM
Whay are you eating them Frenchie?
Thats not a very polite question to ask a Lady. :D :p
FlyingKiwi
04-26-2008, 07:54 PM
French Lettuce?
frenchfireball
04-27-2008, 05:30 AM
Whay are you eating them Frenchie?
nah,i put them on the walls with water in it,lol.joke!
Spencer534
04-27-2008, 03:15 PM
One you're embarrassed if you wear too small a size, the other you are embarrassed if you wear too large a size. I am extremely embarrassed.
len1582
04-27-2008, 05:39 PM
nah,i put them on the walls with water in it,lol.joke!
You're not an interior decorator are you???...:p
frenchfireball
04-28-2008, 06:52 AM
You're not an interior decorator are you???...:p
nah,i'm not interior decorator,i just like kidding,a lot!!!!
volfirie
04-28-2008, 08:33 AM
French Lettuce?
Good one! :)
len1582
04-28-2008, 04:44 PM
Good one! :)
I'll second that ! !
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